Tropers / Inventor Of The Bizarre
If you ever need to introduce me to people,
I’d just say let me talk to them directly. Option B is linking them to this page and hoping for the best. I’m totally serious here though, because your sentence will usually start off as follows: “Inventor Of The Bizarre is (a)… Inventor Of The Bizarre
”, or at least that’s how it usually goes in real life but using my real name that is totally not Bob!
Or you could…
sum up all the things I say I am. Who knows if I’m telling the truth though, I mean, this is just some text I wrote on a dreary Sunday safely behind the veil of anonymity of the internet.
Well anyway, without further ado, here comes the list: I'm a certified lab person and self-proclaimed: King of (Lame) Puns
, writer, anglophile (as my native language isn't English, but I speak the latter 50% of the time anyway), director, machinima maker, cameraman, world builder, gamer, consumer of many kinds of fiction, concept factory, editor, voice actor, R Per
and [insert more here].
As you’ve probably noticed by now, I’m a bit of a Cloud Cuckoo Lander
, though the very nature of that trope makes it difficult for one to be identified as such, though you sure can try. With a quirky sense of humor and inability to resist making puns even in the most grimdark of scenes that I write, the joke either sticks or not… usually it doesn’t. Do I wangst about this as a self-proclaimed entertainer? Boy do I! Or girl, transsexual or Green-Skinned Space Babe
But an easier route for this supposed ‘third option’ actually means redirecting them to this very space… And that kids is why you read everything before acting.
Tropes that apply to myself as far as you know:
Tropes commonly found in my work: