Hi there, I'm Luciano (or Herr Blitz Diktator, I think it's a rather broken german but meh, [Rule of Cool
sounds cool to me (?)]
Tropes That I think Apply To Me.
- Barbarian Long Hair:I just LOVE my long hair ♥
- Hair Of Gold Heart OF Gold: I try to be one.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: On a good day. Which is most of the time.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: I'm trying to correct it
- Embarrassing Nickname: As a child I was called "Luciernaga" because of my hair ._. which means Firefly, however, it's also...
- In the Hood: I Love using hoods.
- Large Ham: oh god YES
- Creator Provincialism: Most of my stories will gonna be set in Argentina or Buenos Aires
- Gag Nose: yay
- Beard of Sorrow: When I don't shave, It grows quite fast, and I live mostly depressed.
- Hell-Bent for Leather: I love leather with passion, and it's something of Author Appeal in my stories to have at least one character wearing black (or brown)leather
- Can't Hold His Liquor: I can't drink even a cup of red wine
- Smoking Is Not Cool: For me.
- Christianity Is Catholic: not quite, I'm catholic, but I believe in my own way, and I loathe those fuckers in the Church ([Pedophile Priest Pedophile Priests], Sinister Minister, etc.)
- Brilliant but Lazy: I was too lazy in highschool, but never had to repeat a year
- Phenotype Stereotype: I'm from german ancestry and.... I'm blond with blue eyes.
- Argentina: Don't get me wrong, I'm not like those from the National Stereotypes page, neither I give a damn about Falkland Islands, they're British after all.
- Real Men Eat Meat: Tasty
Tropes That Anyone/Everyone Else Think Apply To Me
- Long Hair Is Feminine: A friend of mine calls me fag, but it's an in joke
- Gloomy Goth: In a bad day
- Chivalrous Pervert: When I'm with friends and my cousin. However, I'm never gonna cheat on a girl, [Wife-Basher Basher I despise those who cheat on their parthners].
- Dark Is Not Evil: I wear black, leather, and have longhair... and I have a lot of friends, and I'm mostly friendly with strangers unless I'm pissed