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• Adult Child: see Psychopathic Manchild entry below.
• Ambiguously Gay: Gets mistaken for this. She doesn't mind as much anymore.
• Badass Bookworm
• Berserk Button: don't say anything bad about her father or cousin. Or dog, for that matter.
• Big Brother Instinct: a female version. Especially for her older cousin.
• Bunny-Ears Lawyer
• Brilliant, but Lazy: or so she's told.
• Brown Eyes
• Bruiser with a Soft Center
• Chaotic Neutral
• Cloudcuckoo Lander
• Cool Loser: or at least tries to be.
• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
• Cunning Linguist
• Curtains Match the Window: at least until she dies her hair. See Delinquent Hair entry below.
• Dark Is Not Evil
• Dead Baby Comedy
• Death Glare
• Delinquent Hair: Mistaken for this whenever she places odd highlights in her hair. (i.e. red, purple, pink, turquoise, blue, bleach blonde.)
• Designated Hero
• Disproportionate Retribution: Done many times throughout her life whenever a classmate pisses her off.
  • Throwing a stapler at a kid whose dancing annoyed her in sixth grade.
  • Throwing scissors at a girl's eye when she called her names in sixth grade.
  • Hitting a girl with a notebook for calling her stupid in second grade.
  • Hitting a boy with a filled water bottle for being a boy in kindergarten.
  • and many, many more.
• Doomed Protagonist: she seems to believe that she is this.
• Dreadful Musician: she claims that everytime she's even near a piano, it screams bloody murder.
• Fag Hag: -tries and fails miserably to be this.
• Fourth Wall Observer: she's constantly speaking aloud to anybody who might be listening.
• Freaky Is Cool
• Friendless Background: Not a lot of kids liked to hang around her as a child.
• Friendly Enemy: so much that it's difficult to tell whether she's really your friend or not.
• Freudian Excuse: her reasoning behind many, many things.
• Genius Bruiser: or at least used to be this back in sixth grade, she has mellowed out since then.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: subverted, she's easily angered, but it takes a lot for her to act out on it. Oh, but when she does...
• Harmful to Minors: Claims she's a bad influence on kids.
• Identity Amnesia: she constantly forgets her own name at times.
• I Hate Past Me: she used to be a weaboo/hot topic loving girl.
• I Just Want To Be Beautiful
• I'm Not Hungry
• Insane Troll Logic
• Intelligence Equals Isolation: just a tad bit...
• It Amused Me: the reasoning behind many of her actions.
• Jerkass Woobie
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold
• Le Parkour: would like to learn this.
• Lonely at the Top: the reason why she 'dumbs herself down' and takes regular classes in place of honors and AP classes.
• Loners Are Freaks
• Love Is A Weakness: subverted in that her views on love change depending on her mood.
• Mad Artist
• Made of Iron: Even when she was a little kid, she would never cry if she got hurt and just got right back up and kept on walking.
• Magnificent Bastard
• Meaningful Name: Her name means 'advisor' or 'woman of the wise'. She, in turn, is a good listener, and will always help out those who want it.
• Memetic Badass: Everyone who's known her for a bit knows her to be a violent, rebellious girl.
• Missing Mom
• Mooching Master: plans to mooch off her father way into her college years.
• Only Sane Man
• NaNoWriMo
• Nightmare Fetishist
• No Social Skills
• The Nothing After Death: This excites her.
  • More specifically, it's the Cessation Of Existence.
• Parents as People: -is absolutely terrified of this.
• Perpetual Frowner: Or so she's told.
• Perverse Sexual Lust: so much...
• Pet the Dog: Despite how rude and snarky she is, she probably appreciates you deep down.
• The Philosopher
• Psychopathic Manchild: The way things are going, she'll grow up into this.
• Picky Eater: much to her father's chargin'.
• The Pig Pen: she hated taking baths as a small child, and liked playing in the mud.
• The Quiet One: until you get close to her.
• Reluctant Warrior: Despite her track record, she hates fighting and will avoid it at all costs.
• Security Cling: Even today, she will cling to her father if she feels threatened.
• Shaped Like Itself: when most people try to describe her, it's always by her name- never any adjectives.
• Smart People Play Chess: subverted in that she doesn't think about her moves and just places the pieces every-which-way so that she almost always loses.
• Spell My Name with an S: With a 'K', actually. NOT 'C' DAMMIT.
• Spot of Tea: she's not English though...
• Stepford Smiler: Type A and sometimes C.
• Super Reflexes
• Team Mom
• Team Switzerland
• Teen Genius
• Troll: Unintentionally online, and a rather hilarious one IRL.
• Weirdness Magnet
• Wide-Eyed Idealist: can come off as this sometimes.
• The Wonka
• Writers Cannot Do Math
• Yandere: if you rub her the wrong way.