...Well, not much to say right now, just a regular 20-something-year-old Chicago native who got bored enough to hang around. More of a Lurker than anything else. I only update this sporadically, so don't be surprised if something doesn't show up here right away. I won't put up relatively minor edits or adopted orphans, either. Speaking of which, if you see a line from me on your user page, don't worry; I was probably just cleaning up the orphan list some more, and your page was on it (or more commonly nowadays, I just ran across your page during a Wiki Walk). NOTE: Due to technical limitations, my handle here is technically G Mon (if you're interested in seeing my edits, they're here). PMs via the link above won't work for the same reason. If you really need to get in contact with me, try looking for me on the forums; I usually hang out in the Trope Repair Shop, Trope Talk, and Wiki Talk areas. Alternatively, you can use the "Send a PM" link near the top (the second row of blue buttons up there, if you're a Known Troper).
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Is there a word for when somebody does something completely illogical, but in a prefectly logical manner? Because I really could use that word right now.
— Marten Reed, Questionable Content #707
Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.
DAMMIT, I just dropped my girlfriend on some spikes!
— brickroadbrickroad, Let's Play Spelunky #3: Iowa Jack's Incredible Flying Machine
ATTENTION: Our trolls are kept on a very strict diet. Please do not feed them.
— G-Mon's signature on rec.games.roguelike.nethack
Never encourage an infant to reach for the stars because they have no use of their hands.
— The Honest Toddler
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.
Sincerely, your homework.
Dear blank, please blank.