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In Fantasy:
I am the retard, the changeling, the pain in the ass. I am also the arrogant son of a bitch. I am the Wizard of Oz, Glinda, Elphaba, and Elphaba's son. Yes Elphaba had a son, did you not notice his year-long tantrum? I am the Witch the darkness claims in that upcoming Nicholas Cage movie. I live Nicholas Cage movies.
In Reality:
Random geek who is also a nerd. I have made a New Tear's Resolution to blend in. Not a New Year's Resolution, mind you, but a New Tear's. A Tear is the space of time between the activation of a human's tear ducts. I've had trouble maintaining this resolution, because my imagination keeps bleeding out of my mouth. My current plan is to channel my speculation into appropriate channels, such as appropriate websites, blogs, and text files.
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