Breaking the Fourth Wall: My cousin and I frequently pretend that a cameraman named Bill is following us around and making a documentary. This is mostly so we can make faces at and talk to nothing for no apparent reason and freak out our friends.
Closer to Earth: As mentioned below, I'm a bit flighty sometimes, but I'm also more practical than romantic.
Ditzy Genius: I read Shakespeare, can do simple calculus in my head, and frequently forget the order of the letters of the alphabet. It's a burden I must bear.