Hi, I'm Jess - but most people call me Moni on the internet (a roleplaying character had the name and it sort of stuck). I'm fourteen, I'm home-educated and I live in the UK. You've probably only seen me make vapid, pointless, redundant posts on the forums. Really, I have a crippling fear of rejection round these parts due to the amount of time I spend on the main wiki, and I'm sure you know how association can do some terrible things. Not wishing to be angsty here; that's just how I feel. So yes, though I am planning on going back to the forums, I mostly make minor edits, breaking that for the occasional trope suggestion.

I write SF and the occasional music review, program music (screw the pedants, it ''is'' 'programming' to me), and make random vexel art. But that rarely happens; most of my time's spent on the internet or on video games.

If you wish to speak with me, I suggest you leave a comment/note on my [[http://queenoftheblackroses.deviantart.com/ DeviantART]] page; I pretty much ''live'' on that website.

!Provides examples of:
* BadassLongcoat: Two.
* CausticCritic: Whenever I'm writing a negative review.
* ChaoticNeutral
* FascinatingEyebrow
* GogglesDoNothing
* {{Industrial}}: My favourite music and subculture.
* NiceHat: I have a collection of them.
* OopNorth: Yes, yes I do live there.
* ParanoiaFuel: I don't invoke it myself, but really, [[NightmareFetishist I adore the stuff]]. It's the main reason I read so much dystopian fiction.
* SadistTeacher: I've had at least three; all of them were physical education teachers.
* SelfDeprecation
* StrawCritic
!Favourite Comics:
A short list, but oh well. I read far more webcomics. I should say; I don't actually read much (if ''any'') manga, nor do I watch anime. It's not that I don't like it, but I've had my phases and came out of them pretty neutral to the form.
* JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac (and Squee!)
* ScottPilgrim
* VForVendetta
!Favourite Films:
* BladeRunner
* Brighton Rock
* AClockworkOrange
* HotFuzz
* {{Inception}}
* TheMatrix
* {{Metropolis}}
* {{Micmacs}}
* MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail
* TheTripletsOfBelleville: Pretty much my favourite film of all time. Everything about it is just perfect.
* TheTrumanShow
!Favourite Literature:
* The Atrocity Archives
* BraveNewWorld
* [[RobertRankin The Brentford 'Trilogy']]
* Not exactly literature, but anything written by CharlieBrooker
* ChristopherBrookmyre
* AClockworkOrange (again)
* DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep?
* Earth Inc.
* NineteenEightyFour
* Submarine
* {{We}}
!Favourite Musicians/Artists:
* Aesthetic Perfection
* {{Angelspit}}
* Ayria
* Combichrist
* CrystalCastles
* Diablo Swing Orchestra
* DogFashionDisco
* EmilieAutumn
* {{Evanescence}}
* Everything Everything
* FaithNoMore
* Gary Numan
* Heaven 17
* I:Scintilla
* Jabberwock
* Jamiroquai
* {{KMFDM}}
* {{Kraftwerk}}
* Mr. Bungle
* Pin-Up Went Down
* Polkadot Cadaver
* Public Image Ltd.
* SkinnyPuppy
* Skold vs. KMFDM
* Stolen Babies
* Throbbing Gristle
* Tomahawk
* Unexpect
!Favourite TV Programs (animated and live action):
* BlackBooks
* FatherTed
* InvaderZim (I'm not FanDumb, I promise, and in all honesty I think JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac is superior)
* TheMightyBoosh
* MyNameIsEarl
* NeverMindTheBuzzcocks
* {{Psychoville}}
* RedDwarf
* {{Superjail}}!
* TheLeagueOfGentlemen
!Favourite video games:
* GarrysMod
* IAmAnInsaneRogueAI
* {{Portal}} (and subsequently, Portal 2. Wheatley is hilarious.)
* {{Psychonauts}} - I'm completely obsessed, I must warn you. But it's so...awesome... especially Boyd. I love crazy paranoid guys.
* TheSims - specifically The Sims 2. The Sims 3 is basically Stepford without the irony and I've never played the first one.
* SpyroTheDragon - only the original trilogy.
* SuperSmashBrothers
* TeamFortress2
* WorldOfWarcraft
!Favourite webcomics:
* BrawlInTheFamily
* CyanideAndHappiness
* DarkLegacyComics
* ElfOnlyInn
* MarySueAcademy
* OrderOfTheStick
* PennyArcade
* VGCats
* {{XKCD}}
!What I dislike:
As with most things, I'm fine if you disagree on these.

* BigBrother - way to make reference to a masterpiece with a boring reality show.
* TheBirthdayMassacre - bland, uninspiring 'Disney-Goth' (as a fellow Last.fm user put it). I don't understand the hype at all.
* LadyGaGa
* {{Twilight}}

And other stuff.
* {{Psychonauts}} - the first thing that really got me into shipping. I go a bit crazy when I'm shipping for this fandom, though, of course, I don't mind if you don't support my ships!
** Boyd/(a) G-Man: OneTruePairing~ Implied FoeYay and a CrackPairing. What's not to love? I just find it pretty cute.
** Sasha/Milla: Supposedly canon pairing. OppositesAttract, right?
** Clem/Crystal
** Kochamara/Den Mother: It sort of makes sense. Now, if only they were in the same mind...
** [[FoeYay Jasper/Becky]]
** Boyd/Fred: Hey, the portmanteau for the pairing almost sounds like Freud. Anyway I ship this when I'm not busy with Boyd/G-Man. Or...
** Crispin/Fred
** Mikhail/Maloof
** Dart/Benny (blame it on a friend's amazing fanart for it)
** Bobby/Chloe
* {{Portal}}
** Space Core/Curiosity Core
** Wheatley/Nobody. Especially not Chell. I support their friendship, perhaps, but really, I just don't see him being romantic with anybody.
* {{Superjail}}
** Jared/Cherice
* Crossover
** [[{{Psychonauts}} Boyd Cooper]]/[[{{Portal}} Doug Rattmann]]
!Favourite Characters:
* Boyd Cooper of {{Psychonauts}}. I am predisposed to like conspiracy theorist characters; I find their fallacies in logic quite hilarious. It's just... nice to see one with a bit more depth. And open to many EpilepticTrees. Cause pretty much everyone thinks the Den Mother represents Boyd's mother now, right?
* Jeremy Goode of {{Psychoville}}. The other characters I'm predisposed to like are the crazy but not ''visibly'' crazy people. His hallucinations are fascinating, he's a funny character, and what's more... he's ''cute''. Admit it, you think it too.
* Wheatley of {{Portal2}}. The most lovable moron ever created.
!Is responsible for:
* Starting the page for:
** {{KMFDM}}
** DogFashionDisco
** DarkLegacyComics
* Launching and suggesting:
** RageWithinTheMachine
** OdeToIntoxication