Tropers / Epiplectic Turtle

As the name suggests, an epiplectic turtle. Lives in constant irrational fear of driving, not because of the potential to crash and burn and die a horrible, drawn-out death, but because her little turtly feet can't reach the pedals. Is trying to become multi-lingual, but lives in a classic case of [1] where nobody thought it was worth it to teach anything but a tiny bit of Spanish in her school. Has an unhealthy obsession with any complicated and/or useless language.