Drunken Grognard is a Canadian troper in his mid-20s. He seldom drinks, but he is a wargamer, so the name parlly fits. He's been using it for a couple of years, first as a joke, later because he found that any forum he tried to sign up for had the name free. Primarily, he uses it on RPGNET and Fan Fiction.net, though also in a few other places. He's an amateur author, tech support goon, gamer, fan of dozens of music styles, and voracious reader. He also finds referring to himself in the third person amusing, and will add more stuff to this page at some other time.