Describe
Danstandard here.
Danstandard is a lurker and occasional
Troper Taleteller. He tries to be helpful.
Finds he can describe himself with the following Tropes:
Afraid of Needles
Bi the Way Not exactly bi, per se, but still "You didn't ask."
Cheshire Cat Grin
Chivalrous Pervert
Cloudcuckoolander
Contemplating Your Hands Ever noticed how your fingers bend outwards?
Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon Has a long list of these
Cuteness Proximity Finds most animals cute, which causes this daily
Double Entendre Lives off these
Dude Looks Like a Lady
Forgets To Eat
Large Ham What, ME?!
Nice Hat Collects them
Obfuscating Stupidity Or Is It?
Proud to Be a Geek
Slouch of Villainy
Sweet Tooth
The Snark Knight
