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Well, what can I say about myself? I will add to and edit this as I see fit:
In childhood, I...
In adolescence, I...
- Had a good-looking integration aide from the Netherlands - unfortunately, I became so infatuated with her it very nearly got up to Stalker with a Crush level, very creepy thinking back on it (since she was in her forties, and I was only 16), so I had to quit school to save face.
- Probably that was to do with that I was disliked and seen as a major nerd(which I guess I am to a degree) at school, so I didn't manage to have many friends and I had no actual girlfriend until I was 21.
- Had encountered many examples of Jerk Jock and The Libby, mostly so-called "schoolmates".
In adulthood, I am trying to overcome all of this so he can get on with his life, even though:
I am an example of:
I am susceptible to the following tropes:
- Everyone Looks Sexier If French - I find mild Fetish Fuel in Estonian women (and other Northern and Eastern Europeans). I find a slightly higher octane Fetish Fuel in Chinese women and some other types of Asians, however the girl I lost it to used that against me despite not looking ''that'' Chinese...anyway, even though he has at times liked Chinese and Japanese women as opposed to the white Australian women
- Something of a relatively mild case of Boomerang Bigot - well, when you come from a provincial area of hats whose "hat" is the classic image of the Barnsey-loving football fanatics (who border on ''worshipping the sport'') bozos with Khe Sahn blasting out of a Ford Falcon (or maybe Holden Commodore - basically a stock sedan/station wagon General Motors car with a different badge, for all you Yanks wondering what the hell a "Holden Commodore" is) car (usually a V6 or V8) - and that hat has fallen off me every time it's been tried to be put there by other Australians - it leads me to declare My Fellow Aussies (or, well, at least Gippslanders - maybe just be fair and say Regional Australians - Doth Protest Too Much - much to their pressing their Berserk Button - and I have the tendencies to, well, in spite of liking quite a bit of European metal bands like Nightwish and Epica, go toward territory nearing being an Occidental Otaku to compensate, even liking the music of such as Ayumi Hamasaki (this in spite of trying - and obviously failing - to become a metalhead). That and I, with extremely few exceptions, find my own countrywomen rather loathsome (mostly in mannerisms, and their appearances are rather ordinary - not even Jennifer Hawkins gets him interested in his own lot) - would probably render him rather up the creek...it must also be said his first crush on a girl at school who was actually of his own age was a Japanese exchange student (much to dear ol' Grandma's dismay...) It would seem that the Asperger Syndrome has something of an advantage, in its own way...
- Idiot Ball - I'm holding onto it as much as I possibly can with these fat, sweaty hands.
- Completely Missing the Point - So far, lifewise, I totally am.
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