Ornamental Desk-Jockey. The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... For the Ungrateful.
Music; video games; cooking; getting lost in the woods; pretending to be a novelist. Specializes in what it calls "depressive magical realism."
Do not puncture or expose to direct sunlight.
See also: Affably Evil
; Evil Chef
; Covert Pervert
; Character Filibuster
; Evil Laugh
; Downer Ending
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