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What Secret Asian Man would look like if he was female ... and Japanese "That's not nice."
"If there was one man I would ever love, that would be Guan Yu."
"A world without a state wouldn't be perfect. It would be best."
- Secret Asian Man
Once upon a time, a man was born and a destiny was created. In the scientific labs of Christmas Island a human was artificially created. Experiment Number 15. He was created so he could see the shit of the world and be an asshole about it. But the research lab exploded and there were no reports of survivors. However the body to 15 was never found. But the prophecy to fulfill the destiny of pessimism has yet to be fulfilled. One day mankind will be in turmoil, and at that time they will to look up and shout, "Save us". But he will whisper, "No..."
Guess who the Secret Asian Man is now, bitch!
Pages started:
Tales Of Vesperia,
To Aru Majutsu No Index
Pages contributed:
Badass Creed,
Hero Man,
Stan Lee,
Creator Cameo,
Red vs. Blue,
Badass Cape,
Hypocrite,
Cool Big Sis,
Big "NO!",
Elaborate University High,
Land Lord,
Heterosexual Life Partners,
Father, I Want to Marry My Brother,
Power Tattoo,
So Ra No Wo To,
Uncanny Valley,
No. Just... No,
Kämpfer,
Baka Test,
These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know,
Date Crepe,
I Am Not Left-Handed,
Catapult Nightmare,
Ladies Versus Butlers!,
Psychotic Smirk,
Another Side, Another Story,
Suicide By Cop,
The Quisling,
Tear Jerker,
Obfuscating Stupidity,
The Danza,
Absurdly Powerful Student Council,
Pre Ass Kicking One Liner,
Hayate X Blade,
Tales of Vesperia,
Blade Across The Shoulder
About him:
- Anarchy Is Not Chaos
- Anti-Hero
- Asexual
- Aside Glance
- Awesome McCoolname
- Badass Long Coat
- Baka
- Balance Between Good and Evil
- Berserk Button, let's just say you don't mock Asians, OK?
- Black Cloak
- Blade Across The Shoulder
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Brutal Honesty
- But He Sounds Handsome
- But That Would Be Wrong
- Captain Obvious
- Catch Phrase
- The Chess Master, or Xiang Qi Master
- Chaotic Neutral
- China
- Chinese People
- Crazy Awesome
- Caustic Critic
- Dangerously Genre Savvy
- Deadly Dodging
- Deadpan Snarker
- Dismotivation
- Doing It for the Art
- Do Not Go Gentle
- Dynamic Entry
- Emotions vs. Stoicism
- Erotic Eating
- Face Fault
- Face Palm
- Flung Clothing
- Fragile Speedster
- For Happiness
- The Gadfly
- Good Samaritan
- Grammar Nazi
- Grey and Grey Morality
- Guile Hero
- Hannibal Lecture
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky
- Heterosexual Life Partners
- Hypocrite, at times
- I Am Not Left-Handed
- I'm Taking Her Home With Me
- Insult to Rocks
- It Makes Sense in Context
- Jerkass Façade
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- The Khan
- Lampshade Hanging
- Large Ham
- Le Parkour
- Let's Get Dangerous
- No. Just... No
- "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer
- Obfuscating Stupidity, sometimes
- Otaku
- Overly Narrow Superlative
- The Paralyzer
- Patrick Stewart Speech
- Precision F-Strike
- Quip to Black
- Quizzical Tilt
- Reconstruction
- Rousseau Was Right
- Salieri Syndrome, wary enough to stop this from happening most of the time.
- Sarcastic Clapping
- Secret Test of Character
- Self-Deprecation
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, sometimes
- The Slacker
- Sleep Cute
- Sophisticated as Hell
- Spectacle
- Spin to Deflect Stuff
- The Snark Knight
- Stay Frosty
- Stop Being Stereotypical, to a degree
- These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, I sometimes cry at night
- Third-Person Person, sometimes
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!
- Tranquil Fury
- Truth and Lies
- Verbal Tic, "Two or Three-syllable Chuckle" is what I call it.
- Visible Silence
- Wall Jump
- "World of Cardboard" Speech
- You Fool!
- You Keep Using That Word
- Yuri Fanboy, Up to Eleven
Things that he likes:
Media that he likes:
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Board Games
Comic Books
Film
Literature
Live Action TV
Manga and Anime
Music
Newspaper Comics
Real Life
Sound FX
Toys
TV Tropes
Video Games
Webcomics
Western Animation
Web Animation
Web Original
Also Role Playing
You can spite him for his awesomeness here:
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