Straight Gay - Has yet to even consider wearing high heels. However...
Transparent Closet - ...given how he frequently uses words like "fabulous" and "lovely", it's hard to understand how his offline friends have remained ignorant.
Yangire - Despite being kind, but shy and retiring, this troper has a darker side, and has imagined dealing the most gruesome deaths almost as soon as he knew what death was. His only problem with the death penalty is the many tax dollars spent unnecessarily on inmates who just won't get their asses into The Chair. He has creeped out his friends, family and psychologist with some of his milder fantasies.