Well, to start with, I'd describe myself as
Chaotic Good, but it's also entirely possible that I'm Lawful Evil. According to alignment tests, I'm
Neutral Good or
Lawful Neutral. I'm also a
Kindhearted Cat Lover, which seems slightly non sequitur. I'm definitely
Straight Gay, but sadly, I don't have any
Even the Guys Want Him appeal. Also, I'm a
Big Eater. I'm prone to
Cheshire Cat Grins. I'm a former
Coaster, but
that's not going so well anymore. I have two Thai swords, a pair of Indian knives, and several other melee weapons scattered about my room, just in case someone breaks in. Also, I tend to
live in my head most of the time.
I'm not fond of having people invade my personal space. I come from a... peculiar
family. My mother is
a fan of wine,
my father is no longer alive, my
grandmother is
verbally abusive and prone to emotional and financial blackmail, but
tries to make it look like she hung the moon. And my poor grandfather. I'm not sure if he just
plays dumb to avoid upsetting my grandmother, or if he really is
only good at selling things, talking to people and giving orders. Not to leave myself out, I tend to have
mood swings. I can flip between
unparalleled kindness and
unparalleled hatred with minimal warning. But I ramble. And make myself sound
horrible.
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