It's pronounced 'Az-''vol''-ree-en'. Last two syllables are almost run together. R'yen, like.

Well, after that note on pronunciation...
Azvolrien: HugeSchoolgirl, GentleGiant, and (almost) GeniusBruiser. I say almost: I'm neither a genius nor a bruiser, just a big lass with a good brain. Also Scottish, but definitely not a ViolentGlaswegian. For one, I'm from Edinburgh.

Though I didn't create it, I wrote most of the description for TheChroniclesOfAncientDarkness page. I also started the page for TheIcemarkChronicles.

I am reasonably fluent in German, but not to the extent that I can explain the plot of GalaxyQuest in that language. Yes, I tried.

Favourite tropes:
* YouFailBiologyForever
* HollywoodAtlas
* TruthInTelevision
* DeathTropes
** My favourite out of those is HowDareYouDieOnMe.
* OurDragonsAreDifferent
* MixAndMatchCritters

Favourite media with pages here:
* GirlGenius
* MortalEngines
* AzumangaDaioh
* DoctorWho (my favourite so far is still Ninth)
* WorldOfWarcraft
* TheOrderOfTheStick
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* {{Pokemon}}

Also, gryphons. They're cool. And just for the record, I'm 5'10".