Aunt Zelda is a voracious
slash author who likes
eating cheese, petting
cats, ballroom dancing, performing in
Shakespeare's plays, and flying
small planes, but not all at once.
Treats orange juice like others treat
coffee. Personally knows an alarming number of people who aspire to
Take Over the World. Wants to marry
Harry Dresden. Or
The Statue of Liberty. Both seem equally unattainable.
Enemies: homophobes, quiche, and
certain kinds of Modern Art.
Has
Perverse Sexual Lust (in no particular order) for:
Harry Dresden,
Nancy Botwin,
Inara Serra,
David Tennant,
Vetinari, and pretty much any
Mad Scientist.
Proud founder of the
TGWTG slash fandom. Created the
Fake News Rumble page for some inexplicable reason.
All-Time-Favorites:
Cowboy Bebop,
Firefly,
Tortall Universe,
Slings and Arrows,
Soon I Will Be Invincible,
Discworld,
Narbonic,
Echo Bazaar,
Phineas and Ferb,
Kill Bill,
That Guy With The Glasses.
Favorite Tropes:
Foe Yay,
Ho Yay,
Planet Eris,
James Bondage,
Brains and Bondage,
Scheherezade Gambit.
Currently in an
open relationship with an
Adorkable geeky guy who can do a damn fine
Doctor Insano impersonation. On their first date they watched
UHF and
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and he started to teach her how to play
Magic: The Gathering.
Bi the Way ... for a while she's been in
Courtly Love with a
Rich Bitch named Helen
of Troy. Yes, hers is a
face that launched a thousand ships.
