Tropers / Aonar Faileas

Well, Aonar could tell you that he is a wannabe musician, writer, and martial artist. Unfortunately, he's not around to do that, so his assistant Billy Joe Bob is filling this in for him. He likes to think of himself as 5'9" but in is really 5'8 1/2" (just don't tell him that). To anyone that understands a variety of Indo-European languages, he also has what could be conservatively be called an incredibly pretentious name (something like 'fiery protector of mankind').
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