Tropers / Alimootwo

Describe Alimootwo here.

Describe Alimootwo, describe! How can you describe something like that? Not even Cosmic Horror can come close to it.

One description depicts it as: A somehow real life photoshopped example of a paradox given flesh in the unlimited form of a definite amount of really long sentences eating through a fusion of the quantum signature of a platerpus mealded into a pug over a crossbred dimond back urangutang gazzels square root. And that's not even it's jam jar.

Other descriptions are also welcome please add your own description bellow but be Warned! Due to the nature of this monstrosity all reports are taken from subjects who are now clinically insane. (Or where just very drunk at the time.)