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Describe Adam S here.
...OK, this will be difficult.
I am a guy, named Adam (duh) who alternates between various states of hating himself and making fun of himself. (To the amusement of others, it seems.) My writing style is humorous, although it depends mostly upon parentheses (And Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. And pretentious word usage, and Self-Deprecation. Lots of Self-Deprecation.) I tend toward the unstable in personality, and have an odd habit of talking to myself. (The inside of my head is too loud to think in, so I think outside of it, see?) I am a fan of numerous Webcomics, including The Order of the Stick, Ctrl+Alt+Del, Darths & Droids, and others. I have a few talents, despite vehement statements to the contrary elsewhere on this page. They include intentional Brief Accent Imitation, being something of a Lightning Bruiser (type 2),being a skilled actor... and being really, freakishly thin. (So much so that I've become an Acceptable Target.) This, combined with strong muscles from years of dance training, allows me to be amazingly acrobatic. I have leapt down a flight of stairs with people on them, while wearing snowboots, without even ruffling the hair on anyone's head. Of course, when I do fail, it feels like Epic Fail to me, since I do things like that all the time. And everyone notices. And laughs.
Some tropes that I feel exemplefy me (besides the ones I linked to above):
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