Describe
A Bad Driver here.
I dare you.
I double dare you,
Motherfucker.
While I do not usually use such raunchy language, I can,
and will, make
such comments
Please note that I am an Atheist.
* Actually, I can be classified as a Possibilian. However, I call myself an "Atheist" to make sure that others know that, "yes, I am damn sure that I don't believe in your religion."
You can start now.
- The Alcoholic - Narrowly averted. *
With the kind of shit that I deal with on a daily basis, I should be chugging by now. The only reason I'm not is because of a ludicrous amount of self-control.
- All Men Are Perverts - Subverted
- Alternate Character Interpretation - Am I a Jerkass because I don't like people, or am I craving attention? *
Here's a hint: It's the former.
- Asexuality - Hetero-romantic to be precise. *
I'm not attracted to anyone by any sexual means. I can still get *AHEM* aroused but I don't experience sexual attraction, only romantic.
- Asperger's Syndrome - Not a trope, but I do have it.
- Berserk Button - Wangst. *
Angst is good, but I'm mostly a comedy writer. A
Black Comedy writer. I can't take too much angst seriously, and when it gets to a point of horrifying overbearance, then I will need some kind of sedative or alcoholic beverage to quell my violent rage.
- Blatant Lies
- Brutal Honesty - Played straight and subverted.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer
- Chekhov's Gun - Many of my jokes are centered on this.
- Cloudcuckoolander - I will often veer into this category.
- Cluster F-Bomb
- Covert Pervert - Nobody ever seems to Guess
- Dangerously Genre Savvy
- DeadpanSnarker - Occasionally interspersed with Jerkass
- Deconstructed Trope - Aw, dammit.
- Drives Like Crazy - I now have a driver's license. RUN. *
- Freud was Right - No, that Wii remote is not part of anyone's sexual fantasies. *
- Freudian Slip
- Girl on Girl is Hot - I am not doing any favors for the male gender, am I? *
Also averted. I don't obsess over the stuff.
- Humans are Bastards - I can go all day. *
Subverted. Man, I'm on a roll here!
- Large Ham *
- Lampshade Hanging - What am I doing right now? *
- Magnificent Bastard
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
- Otaku - Though not nearly as scary as the image on the Trope Page.
- Precision F strike
- Proud to be a Geek - And how! *
This is usually where the ham comes in.
- Redundancy Department of Redundancy *
Invoked.
- Screw the Rules I have plot - Horrifically subverted. Repeatedly.
- Self-Deprecation
- Shameless Self Promoter - Played With. *
I like to link things together. It's less because of the fact that
I want attention and think highly of myself, which I don't, and more that I love coherency. Though I can admit that I have linked MMVP to other pages on the site. Though there aren't many pages that have been linked.
- Sophisticated as Hell
- Spock Speak *
- Suspiciously Specific Denial
- This Loser Is You *
- Troll - Occasionally.
- Troperiffic
- Wrong Genre Savvy
- Yuri Fan - Slowly developed. Now I am interested in the relationships between girls. Thanks a lot, Burst Angel
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella - The fiction. Not the page.
Anything and Everything related to the
Moiderah Of Writing
Not much else. Expect more eventually...or not.
A fine series of
Dramatic Readings, starting with
Naruto Veangance Revelaitons.
Viewable
here.
Cool fanfic, bro. ~Enviroguy
* I see what you did there.
- you need to put "if my author notes are any indication" after large ham
- The world of dramatic readings misses you greatly. COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK...! Also, you're voice = Audio Erotica. (For me, anyway.) ~Hammerhead
- Oh, I think I'll do this more often for you, you sexy beast.
