History TropeCo / FairytaleWeddingDress

Yet what separates our dresses from even those by the best {{Fashion Designer}}s? Well if you've come to Trope Co, you [[GenreSavvy know how things can go wrong]]. You bought the most [[PimpedOutDress beautiful and intricate gown]], and of course it will be DoomedNewClothes, most likely from [[BloodSplatteredWeddingDress blood splatters]]. That's why Trope Co guarantees our dresses won't be so fragile. Whether it's a silk bodice, a lace veil, a [[PrettyInMink mink wrap]], or [[FluffyFashionFeathers feather skirt]], it would take heavy artillery to damage our materials. Say you're wearing white, our Super Bleaching process will ensure that no stains or dirt will say on there.[[note]][[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Please ignore the unfounded rumors]] that Film/TheStuff, having been wiped out in the great BlobMonster war, is being used in the formula, just to dispose of the remains.[[/note]]

If you're in an action series, the odds are high that some fight will break out on your wedding day, and you [[KickingAssInAllHerFinery will likely have to get involved]]. Trope Co can easily add [[BattleBallgown a reinforced lining to your dress, and add pockets behind all the skirt frills, to store as many bullet magazines and throwing stars as you need]]. You'd also be surprised how much our armored hoopskirts will [[SexyWalk sway along with your hips]].

Finally, if you need a fancy bouquet... just find a good flower shop. We tried making our own, but they ended up needing... [[Wiki/SCPFoundation special containment]].[[note]]Don't worry, no one was harmed, at least not beyond the powers of our healing mages.[[/note]]

So you're getting married. Perhaps you are a princess, and you need a dress fitting one of RoyalBlood. Perhaps you [[PrincessForADay just want to feel like a princess]] on you wedding. Perhaps you just want a dress that shows sufficient ConspicuousConsumption. Or you're an EvilOverlord who has [[DamselInDistress kidnapped the hero's love]], and [[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized her]] so that [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe she will marry you instead]][[note]][ahem] Good luck with that...[[/note]], but no mere dress is fitting for the bride of the GalacticConqueror. Well '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is here to fulfill all your FairytaleWeddingDress needs!

If you're in an action series, the odds are high that some fight will break out on your WeddingDay, and you [[KickingAssInAllHerFinery will likely have to get involved]]. Trope Co can easily add [[BattleBallgown a reinforced lining to your dress, and add pockets behind all the skirt frills, to store as many bullet magazines and throwing stars as you need]]. You'd also be surprised how much our armored hoopskirts will [[SexyWalk sway along with your hips]].

So you're getting married. Perhaps you are a {{princess}}, and you need a dress fitting one of RoyalBlood. Perhaps you [[PrincessForADay just want to feel like a princess]] on you wedding. Perhaps you just want a dress that shows sufficient ConspicuousConsumption. Or you're an EvilOverlord who has [[DamselInDistress kidnapped the hero's love]], and [[HypnotizeThePrincess hypnotized her]] so that [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe she will marry you instead]][[note]][ahem] Good luck with that...[[/note]], but no mere dress is fitting for the bride of the GalacticConqueror. Well '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is here to fulfill all your FairytaleWeddingDress needs!

Yet what separates our dresses from even those by the best {{Fashion Designer}}s? Well if you've come to Trope Co, you [[GenreSavvy know how things can go wrong]]. You bought the most [[PimpedOutDress beautiful and intricate gown]], and of course it will be DoomedNewClothes, most likely from [[BloodSplatteredWeddingDress blood splatters]]. That's why Trope Co guarantees our dresses won't be so fragile. Whether it's a silk bodice, a lace veil, a [[PrettyInMink mink wrap]], or [[FluffyFashionFeathers feather skirt]], it would take heavy artillery to damage our materials. Say you're wearing white. Our Super Bleaching process will ensure that no stains or dirt will say on there.[[note]][[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Please ignore the unfounded rumors]] that Film/TheStuff, having been wiped out in the great BlobMonster war, is being used in the formula, just to dispose of the remains.[[/note]]

[[caption-width-right:350:With gay marriage legal in the US, we can offer two for one deals on dresses![[note]]Now you might recognize this picture from a FashionMagazine ad years before this was legalized. That's because Trope Co employs {{Seers}}, and have long been preparing for this to happen.[[/note]]]]