Recycled Script: Very rare occurrences:
Jason: Mom, this hotel is great!
Andy: I'm glad you like it.
Jason: Our room came stocked with all sorts of candy bars and sodas. A very nice touch.
Andy: Really? Ours didn't.
Jason: Did you look in that little fridge over there?
Andy: Jason, that's the minibar!
Jason: The 20-inch Snickers bars were a tad stale, but otherwise...
Andy: (with her head in her hands) Let the bankruptcy begin.
Paige:( with an armload of shopping bags) Guess what? The gift shops let you charge things to your room!
Jason: Mom, this place is great! They give you stuff for free!
Andy: What are you talking about?!
Jason: You just tell them your room number and you can have anything you want!
Andy: Jason, it's not free! They're just putting it on our bill!
Andy: (with her head in her hands) Why didn't I pack aspirin?
Paige:( with an armload of shopping bags) Get some at the gift shop. Everything's free.
- Recycled scripts, as rare as they are, are pretty blatant at times. For example, there are two strips about Jason doing a card trick with a deck missing a card, which have the same punchline. There are also two strips about Peter telling Paige and Jason at two separate occasions how to channel-surf faster, also both using the same punchline.