Theatre / Curtains

"There's a special kind of people known as: show people!"

Curtains is a 2007 Kander and Ebb musical murder-mystery-comedy. It was nominated for eight Tony Awards, though it only won one (David Hyde Pierce - Best Actor in a Musical). The original cast included David Hyde Pierce and Debra Monk.

The show is set in 1959 Boston, where a troupe of actors is trying out a musical called Robbin' Hood of the Old West. During the opening night curtain call, the extremely untalented star, Jessica Cranshaw, drops dead. Lt. Frank Cioffi is sent to the theater to investigate what has been determined to be a murder, declaring no one is allowed to leave the building.

The list of suspects includes pretty much everybody, as no one much liked Jessica. First there is the producer, Carmen Berstein, who is busy trying to get the cast to continue on with the show despite the loss of its lead. Composer Aaron Fox is preocuppied with rewriting a big production number while his lyricist ex-wife Georgia Hendricks is convinced to take over the lead. Cioffi takes a liking to Jessica's understudy, Nikki, and hopes she's not the murderer. Other suspects include the flamboyant director, Christopher Belling, theater critic Daryl Grady, Carmen's shady husband, Sydney, who claims to have just arrived from New York, Bambi, their ambitious daughter, financial backer Oscar Shapiro, leading man Bobby Pepper, and stage manager Johnny Harmon.

Not to be confused with the 1983 Canadian Slasher Movie of the same title.

This musical includes examples of:

  • Ascended Fanboy: Cioffi's a big one, seeing as he helps fix the show and gets to play Rob Hood in the musical at the end.
  • Abusive Parents: Double subverted: Carmen insults her daughter Bambi every chance she gets, but it was mainly to give her a chance to shine without being accused of nepotism. Played straight with Sid, who doesn't even seem to know he has a stepdaughter.
  • Ambiguously Jewish: Sid and Carmen Bernstein. The names give it away. Both possess some stereotypically Jewish traits as well, mainly a love of money.
  • Ambiguously Gay: Belling. Or at the very least Camp Straight.
  • And There Was Much Rejoicing: No one is particularly upset by Jessica's death, personally or professionally.
    Belling: And what are they going to do with her killer? I mean, does he get some sort of trophy, or a Pontiac convertible?
  • Asshole Victim: Jessica. And Sidney, even more so.
  • Beta Couple: Georgia and Aaron.
  • Blackmail: Sid Bernstein is revealed to have done this to almost every member of the production to get them to work for scale (or in Oscar's case invest in the show). The only exceptions were Aaron and Georgia who missed each other and wanted to work together again, Bobbywho was helping Georgia win back Aaron, and Nikki and Bambi both of whom saw the show as their chance to finally be on Broadway.
  • Big Secret: Nikki has one, namely that she's actually friends with Darryl Grady and he's been purposely praising her in his reviews to help further her career. Subverted since knowing this would have helped Cioffi solve the case since Grady is actually in love with her and was committing the murders to keep her from leaving Boston for Broadway.
  • Cast Full of Gay: Bobby is the only male cast member of Robbin' Hood that is straight.
  • Cat Scare: Johnny is alone on stage and hears creepy noises from offstage, but it turns out to be just Chris playing with a stray cat. Then he hears more creepy noises, but this time it turns out to be the murderer and Johnny gets shot.
  • Caustic Critic: Nearly every review Robbin' Hood gets at first seems to come from one of these, and the cast spends an entire song ("What Kind Of Man") calling out this type of critics.
  • Crowd Song: "Wide Open Spaces", "Show People", "Thataway", "He Did It", "Kansasland" the last "In the Same Boat"
    • Justified with a few of the numbers, as "Wide Open Spaces", "Thataway", "Kansasland" and the final version of "In The Same Boat" were actually rehearsed for Robbin' Hood.
  • Comedy of Remarriage: Aaron and Georgia
  • Deadpan Snarker: Carmen and Belling, although everyone in the cast has their moments.
  • Divorce Is Temporary: Georgia and Aaron used to be married but then got divorced years ago. They get back together of course.
  • Do Not Call Me "Paul": "Shut up, Elaine!" "The name is Bambi... Mother"
  • Do Not Spoil This Ending: The closing number advises the audience not to give away the murderer or it might be curtains for them next.
  • Dying Clue: Johnny rips out a page from his notebook with the stage direction "Drop in Planet Earth" as he is dying from a gunshot wound. "Planet Earth" was supposed to represent The Boston Globe and critic Daryl Grady, the murderer
  • Establishing Character Moment: As the Robbin' Hood is finishing their mock funeral for Jessica, our main character arrives on stage:
    Lt. Cioffi: (formally) Excuse me, I'm Lt. Frank Cioffi of the Greater Boston Police. I'm assigned to the homicide division and- (gushing) oh, it's an honor to be standing on the same stage with each and everyone of you!
  • Eureka Moment: Subverted; Cioffi shouts "That's it! I've solved it!" But he turns out to mean that he's figured out how to improve one of the musical numbers in Robbin' Hood; he still doesn't know who the murderer is.
  • Foreshadowing: One of the very first songs, "What Kind of Man", is about how awful critics are. The critic turns out to be the murderer.
  • Gallows Humor: In great abundance.
  • Green-Eyed Epiphany: Aaron has one over Georgia.
  • "I Am" Song: "It's a Business" for Carmen, "Coffee Shop Nights" for Cioffi
  • Imagine Spot: "A Tough Act To Follow"
  • The Ingenue: Nikki, with a generous helping of The Ditz and Cloudcuckoolander on the side.
  • I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Bobby towards Georgia.
  • Large Ham: Magnificently done with Mr. Belling. Sid Bernstein can also be a large ham if required.
  • Meaningful Echo: Parson Tuck's final speech of Robbin' Hood. First shown on opening night being delivered to Bobby, and at the end of the play it gains new meaning when Cioffi steps into the role of Rob Hood.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Jessica Cranshaw.
  • Mood Whiplash: Severe. The play usually alternates between complete seriousness and laugh-out-loud moments in the same scene (one after another, of course).
  • Nice Job Fixing It, Villain!: Johnny knows a secret about Nikki that he refuses to tell Cioffi. The murderer shoots Johnny because the secret could help Cioffi solve the case. As he is dying Johnny rips out a page from his notebook that gives Cioffi the final clue to the murderer's identity.
  • Not Me This Time: Sid Bernstein wasn't killed by the same person who killed Jessica and Johnny.
  • Noodle Incident: What happened in the bridal suite at the Hotel Taft. Brought up again and again and again by Carmen.
  • No Reprise, Please: After Bobby gets shot, Nikki appears onstage carrying the murderer's gunnote  and the Robbin Hood cast and production team immediately assume she's guilty. They all begin to sing "She Did It (Reprise)" before Cioffi tells them to stop it.
  • Pair the Spares: Bobby and Bambi
  • Recycled In Space: The show-within-a-show is Robin Hood set in the Old West (i.e. instead of stealing from the rich to give to the poor, he steals from railroad tycoons to give to farmers).
  • Rhymes on a Dime: Discussed when Aaron shows Cioffi how a song is written. He says that ending a line with "love" should be avoided since the only rhymes are cliches like "push comes to shove" and "thinking of".
  • Running Gag: Whenever Cioffi and Nikki have a tender moment, Cioffi asks if he can walk her home. Nikki then reminds him he sequestered her, much to Cioffi's frustration.
  • Shaped Like Itself: "The song itself is kind of lackluster. It lacks... luster."
  • Sherlock Scan: Subverted and Lampshaded by Cioffi. Nikki shows him some death threats she found in Jessica's dressing room and asks if they mean anything. Cioffi jokingly says that judging by the notes the sender is a 30 year old, 6'3", former Merchant Marine named Lefty before admitting the notes actually reveal very little about the murderer's identity.
  • Shout-Out: To Cabaret, another Kander and Ebb musical. In "I Miss the Music", the very distinctive Cabaret-esque vamp is played. Curtains was composed by the same team.
  • Show Within a Show: Robbin' Hood
  • Skewed Priorities: Downplayed in that Cioffi is actively working to solve the murder, but he frequently takes breaks to help the cast and crew improve the show.
  • Speak Ill of the Dead: No one is particularly sad about Jessica's death. Belling in particular uses it as an excuse to constantly snark about her (lack of) talent.
  • Stage Mom: Double subverted. Carmen is distant to Bambi and openly dismissive about her talent. It's then revealed she's doing this on purpose, to make sure Bambi will never be accused of getting where she is through nepotism.
  • Stalker With a Crush: The murderer.
  • Stepford Smiler: Cioffi is a bit of one. Namely that he's bored with the grind of his police work and his love of musicals is a temporary escape for him.
  • Strange Minds Think Alike: "A Tough Act To Follow", the most "musical-ish" of the songs, is being imagined by both Nikki and Cioffi at the same time.
  • Stylistic Suck: The first song, "Wide Open Spaces", is a cheesy parody of Western musicals hampered even further by Jessica's bad acting.
  • Sympathetic Murderer: Well, one of them. And kind of in a weird way.
  • Taking the Heat: Aaron claims that he's the murderer when Georgia is accused by Cioffi, which turns out to be staged to see how he'd react.
  • That Reminds Me of a Song: Lampshaded by Aaron in "I Miss the Music"
  • Throw the Dog a Bone: Bobby at the end. He loses Gerogia and gets injured to the point he can't perform in the show, but he's last seen walking off and chatting with Bambi, implying they will get together.
  • The Knights Who Say "Squee!": Cioffi, despite being a police detective, gushes at all the actors and the writers when he first enters the scene.
  • The Loins Sleep Tonight: What actually happened at the Noodle Incident.
  • "The Villain Sucks" Song: "He Did It"
  • Transparent Closet: The sexualities of most of the Robbin' Hood male cast members are pretty much an open secret.