The Order Of The Stick: Tropes G to I

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The Order of the Stick provides examples of the following tropes:

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  • Gambit Pileup:
    • On one side we've got Roy's mission to kill Xykon (initially because of the Blood Oath he inherited from his father and subsequently to save the world), Haley earning her father's ransom (except her father was actually taken on the orders of the Thieves' Guild, and unknowingly ratted out by her uncle, who was trying to secure the freedom of his son) and Durkon's 'mission' in the human lands (essentially an exile). More recently there's Belkar feigning character development to better serve his needs, V atoning for the Familicide spell, and The High Priest of Hel possessing Durkon working for, well, Hel.
    • On the other alignment, Xykon wants to control the Snarl... but so does his "servant" Redcloak (on behalf of the Dark One and goblinkind), the Inter-Fiend Cooperation Commission, Nale and the Linear Guild, and possibly Tarquin.
    • Tarquin wants Elan to be a worthy hero to topple him and end his story (/ reign of terror) in a narratively satisfying way.
  • Game Breaker: invoked
    • The characters usually don't get a chance to take advantage of such, but strip #767, in which Haley uses a potion of Glibness, is an exception. Enterprising players have noticed that, according to the Rules as Written, a Bluff check roll of 20 or better can convince people of some really ridiculous things — and Glibness gives a whopping +30 to Bluff checks!note 
    • The homebrewed spell Familicide, which kills everyone related by blood to the target, and then kills everyone related by blood to ''those'' people. Vaarsuvius gets access to it when his soul is spliced with that of the damned necromancer who created the spell, and a single casting kills a quarter of the black dragons in the world... plus any Half-Human Hybrids descended from them. Which included the entire Draketooth family. Whoops. However, due to the precise requirements of the casting, It Only Works Once.
    • In-universe, Tarquin states that bards are underpowered because by rights their sheer Genre Savvy should let them rule the world. Later in the story, his own attempts to use Genre Savvy to his advantage illustrate precisely why this isn't the case.
  • Gameplay and Story Segregation: The comic's universe runs on 3.5 Edition Dungeons & Dragons mechanics, but the author frequently ignores the game rules in favor of telling a good story.
    • For example, Tsukiko is a Mystic Theurge, which means she should have very high Intelligence and Wisdom scores to cast both wizard and cleric spells, yet she is regularly outsmarted and makes some very, very foolish decisions. Probably justified since she's also insane, and Sanity Has Advantages.
    • Miko's Monk 2/Paladin x Two Weapon Fighting build would be absolutely pathetic in an actual game. Miko manages to do pretty well in combat.
    • Then again, most of the builds are pretty craptastic. Like Belkar's halfling, dual-wielding ranger with really low wisdom. Or V specializing in evocation and banning necromancy and conjuration. While they both have their moments of weakness, they tend to do okay most of the time.
  • Gang Initiation Fight: required for entry to the Barbarian Guild.
  • GASP!:
    • Elan's reaction to the line "Elan — I am your father."
    • Elan's reaction to Laurin Shattersmith disintegrating Nale's body.
    • The High Priest of Heimdall's reaction to the reveal of the High Priest of Hel's presence at the Godsmoot.
  • Gate Guardian: Each member of the Order of the Scribble is charged with protecting one of the five magical gates that prevent the Snarl from reemerging and destroying reality.
    • Dorukan's Gate is protected by Dorukan himself, who placed powerful magic sigils on the gate to prevent evil aligned creatures from accessing it and built a huge dungeon to aid in its defense.
    • Girard's Gate is protected by Girad Draketooth and his family, who hid the pyramid where the gate is located with numerous illusions.
    • Kraagor's Gate is protected by numerous ultra-powerful and nasty monsters.
    • Lirian's Gate is guarded by Lirian and creatures of the forest.
    • Soon's Gate is protected by the Sapphire Guard, an order of paladins founded by Soon himself.
  • Gender Bender: The Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity, or Belt of Gender Changing. Roy ends up wearing it starting strip #235: "Oddly, He Can Still Get Dressed in Under a Minute".
  • Genre Blindness: Displayed by the Godsmoot attendees: The High Priest of Hel has a penchant for getting one of them alone, then delivering a Pre-Mortem One-Liner before draining them. He's done this twice, and both times, the only gives him a quizzical look before dying, despite KNOWING he's a vampire.
  • Genre Savvy: Displayed by most characters at some point or another. Most notably:
    • Elan. Though his genre-guided predictions are contradicted on occasion by subversions, Elan's sense of drama is surprisingly useful — it's even how he joined the OotS. Basically, he's Genre Savvy when it comes to standard fantasy but not so much when concerning his own story. Elan's Genre Savvy backfires when he realizes that his dad's plot will actually work.
    • V recognizes that if Elan has someone tied up, he's likely a major villain, and if said villain is smugly blathering about a lengthy trial, he's going to drag down the comic. Thus, s/he simplifies matters. "Disintegrate. Gust of Wind."
    • Tarquin, both recreationally and professionally — he maintains power over an empire through it. He doesn't stop at just being Genre Savvy, he even spreads the word to his guards, as seen on the manual he hands them. His Genre Savvy, however, becomes increasingly unreliable the more he indulges in his delusion that he's the primary villain of the comic and that Elan is the primary hero, leading him to become increasingly unstuck.
    • Tarquin also believes that bards, being Genre Savvy incarnate, should be "ruling the entire cosmos by now, instead of wasting time singing in taverns."
    • It's not even limited to recurring characters. Even very minor characters can prove to be unusually Genre Savvy in this world.
      Hobgoblin wizard: Oh, right. Forgot to mention. Whenever you start to whip an elderly slave, there's about a 60% chance that some sort of hero will show up to stop you.
    • Two Displacer Beasts realize they're a random encounter and survive by avoiding the fight.
    • Abused in "Friend of a Friend" by (of all people) the Monster in the Darkness.
  • Gilligan Cut: "If you want to bring us before your liege, you'll have to drag us there in chains."
  • Girl-on-Girl Is Hot: In strip #794, Elan mentions Haley can "make out with any of our recurring villains you want". The title of the strip is "We Recommend Tsukiko".
  • Give Me a Sword: Horace Greenhilt to Roy in "The Grand Fighter".
    Horace: ROY! Heads up!
  • Give Me Back My Wallet: Two Street Urchins bump into Durkon and steal his purse. When they open it, it just contains a teasing note from Haley — who they discover has somehow managed to pick their pockets in return.
  • Gladiator Games: A main source of entertainment in the Empire of Blood, and part of the judicial system.
  • Glad-to-Be-Alive Sex: Roy and Celia, though it is more Glad-to-Be-Alive Again Sex.
  • The Gloves Come Off:
    • Notably done by Vaarsuvius, who reaches this point when unleashing a Superpowered Evil Side by making a literal Deal with the Devil. As expected for this trope, the results are not exactly what anyone hoped for, and leads to some solid Character Development for all involved parties.
    • Also shortly after played straight by Xykon when Vaarsuvius teleports into his Evil Tower of Ominousness. As "a challenge to his rep", Xykon meets him/her with everything he has, including taking advice from his minions.
  • Global Airship: The Mechane takes this role.
    Bandanna: No, just 'cause you have an airship now does not mean that the main plot will stand still while y'all fly around and finish up all the sidequests you missed.
  • Godiva Hair: Yes, on a stick figure: Haley grows her long hair back.
  • Gods Need Prayer Badly: Zig-Zagged.
    • Sufficient belief can elevate anything to godhood, as first seen with Banjo the Clown.
    • Gods also apparently gain power as their clerics level up — it's suggested in Start of Darkness that this is why they created Always Chaotic Evil NPC races in the first place, as XP-fodder for adventurers.
    • Parodied in "A Brief Intermission":
      Bucket of Popcorn: You fools! We have been loved by moviegoers for over 50 years! Do you know the kind of power that gives us? We have become like unto tiny refreshing GODS!
    • On the other hand, it was noted that most of the gods have already existed even before the world came into being, without any followers or worshipers.
  • Godwin's Law: Evil is measured in kilonazis.
  • Going to Give It More Energy: The party comes across a hydra on the way to the oracle. Belkar starts happily chopping heads off left and right. Vaarsuvius wants to just blast it with magic, but Roy says to wait, without explaining why. Just as V is about to let loose anyway, the hydra collapses due to its heart no longer being able to pump enough blood to all of its heads.
  • Go-Karting with Bowser: Discussed in "Welcome to the Arena".
    Elan: I know that sometimes the hero has to play baccarat with the enemy, even though logically it would make more sense for them to just be trying to kill each other. What I don't know is how to play baccarat.
  • Golden Mean Fallacy: According to Belkar, killing one hobgoblin is a fair compromise between him wanting to kill them all and Celia not wanting him to kill any.
  • Good Angel, Bad Angel: Used for Elan and Belkar, with plenty of twists.
  • The Good Guys Always Win: Invoked by Tarquin. He may be in a position of Evil Versus Oblivion, but he sees that as no reason to stop putting obstacles in the good guys' way, because they'll manage to save the world whatever happens.
    • Tarquin knows full well that eventually this trope will come into play and he'll ultimately be defeated by a hero. His plan is to live like a god until that day comes and accept it as the price he must pay. In his own words: "sure, the last ten minutes sucked, but you can't have everything."
  • Good Is Boring: Averted during Roy's time in Lawful Good heaven. He gets to meet his deceased relatives, play blocks with his dead little brother, and the general attractions include a Tavern of Infinite One-Night Stands. It's also explained that this is only the first level — once people get bored with the earthly stuff, they resume climbing the mountain, with "true perfect enlightenment" waiting at the top.
  • Good Is Dumb: Lampshaded by the strip titled "Because Good Is Dumb".
  • Good Is Not Dumb: "Improbable Causes". Even stated repeatedly.
    Lien: Seriously, how many times do I need to go over the, "Good, not dumb," thing?
  • Good Is Not Nice:
    • Roy, while Lawful Good, enjoys verbally lambasting both his friends and enemies a bit too much. He's prone to some moments of cruelty, for example, after bandits kidnap Elan during their quest for the Starmetal, he wants to leave him with them and continue on. Naturally, the rest of the Order (even the Chaotic Evil Belkar) disagrees. Although he changes his mind later and is shown to regret having done it.
    • For a guy who's waiting for a place in the Lawful Good heaven, Roy's dad Eugene is a pretty sarcastic, selfish Jerkass.invoked It's widely speculated among fans that Eugene has been shifting more and more toward Neutral over the years he's been stuck in the waiting area. But since he's been told by one of the Devas (who are, for the record, incabable of lying) that the only thing keeping him out of the Lawful Good heaven is his unfulfilled blood oath, it seems that actions taken after you die can't alter your afterlife destination.
    • Miko Miyazaki is made of this trope.
    • Most of the Sapphire Guard practically embody this trope, at least in Start of Darkness.
    • The elven commander also says this about him(her?)self
  • Good News, Bad News:

  • Half-Breed Discrimination: Therkla the half-orc seems to have suffered some of this.
  • Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Lizardfolks in general.
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: Miko Miyazaki, revealed at the end of a conversation she has with Soon's ghost as she lies dying. Luckily this saves her from the fate of being raised as a death knight by Tsukiko.
  • Hammerspace: Any of the weapons or gear that don't Stick to the Back. Notably, Belkar had a lead sheet he stored in hammerspace. He used it to block Detect Evil spells. And to bonk Miko on the head. It's a multipurpose lead sheet.
  • Hand Wave: In "Little Brother" (major spoilers), Malack gets around the three-day burial normally required to raise a vampire with an "obscure spell that I have unearthed in the course of my research." Given the Webcomic Time that would have been involved otherwise, this is probably a blessing.
  • Handy Feet: Out-of-action with a broken arm, Haley manages to pull off an important shot lying down and holding the bow with her foot.
  • Hard Work Hardly Works: As of always, lampshaded when Elan considers multiclassing to wizard.
    Elan: It's true what they say: "Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!"
  • Harmful to Minors: Vaarsuvius' children are targeted by an enemy, their legs broken, and their parent crucified. And then their other parent comes in, possessed, and tears the enemy apart from the inside.
  • Harsher in Hindsight:invoked
    • In-Universe — Vaarsuvius' suggestion to Malack that he adopt children (citing the many orphans that live in the Empire of Blood) has become this upon the revelation that Malack is a vampire.
    • The T-shirt of Durkon turning a vampire has become this now that Durkon has become a vampire.
    • For the same reason, Durkon's tears of joy over the prophesy that he will get to return home "posthumously."
  • Hate at First Sight: Crystal and Haley immediately despised each other after their first meeting. One comment about shoes and one comment about hair and the two are instantly willing to kill each other. Notably, this makes Crystal Haley's rival, meaning she'll always be at at least the same level as Haley if not higher.
  • Have You Told Anyone Else?: Redcloak kills Tsukiko when she threatens to reveal the details of Redcloak's plans to Xykon.
  • Head-Tiltingly Kinky: From #789, when the Order needs an excuse to confer in private without Tarquin listening in.
    Elan: Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... have sex.
    Tarquin: Well, you'll miss the big fight, but you do what you need to do.
    Haley: Come on, V. And bring the cat, just in case.
    Tarquin: ...Huh.
  • Head Turned Backwards: Sabine's only reaction to a Neck Snap from Miko is to make a mildly annoyed comment while standing there with her head facing the wrong way.
  • Hearing Voices:
    • Haley while her mind is fractionning into different aspects of her personality.
    • Vaarsuvius under the Soul Splice hears the whispers of the three evil spellcasters.
  • Heart Symbol:
  • Heavenly Blue: From Durkon's Holy Word to Devas.
  • Heh Heh, You Said X: "Delayed Gratification". Look at the bottom-left panel.
  • He Knows Too Much: The Reptilian Ambassador tries to reveal evidence of General Tarquin's conspiracy to the Empress of Blood, and is Killed Mid-Sentence by one of Tarquin's allies.
  • Hell Hound: One of the remaining magic traps in Girard's ziggurat summons a giant hell hound.
  • Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die. All of which are invoked here as a Shout-Out to the original.
  • Hereditary Curse: Eugene Greenhilt made a Blood Oath that neither he nor his descendants would be able to go into the afterlife until Xykon was destroyed. This curse binds him to his oldest offspring. Apparently the rules of the Celestial Realm give you credit for a good-faith effort, though, which is why Roy is able to get in.
  • Heroic Team Revolt: Roy's refusal to go back and save Elan from the bandits has the team up in arms. Even Belkar goes back for him. Roy redeems himself after having a My God, What Have I Done? moment.
  • Hero of Another Story:
    • Two incredibly badass-looking adventurers in On the Origin of PCs (one with angel wings and a sword, the other a cloaked figure with four arms) are turned away by Durkon because Roy's already found the last two recruits he needed (Elan and Belkar). As they walk off, one suggests that they go storm the gates of Hell, but the other complains that "we did that last week".
    • Gather ye round, little children, and listen to the Ballad of Amun-Zora. The Captain of a unit from the Undefeatable Little Free City of Doom, sent by her superiors to seek help from a nearby warlord to end their seven-month siege at the hands of a rival empire, is betrayed! The troops he sends join the enemy's side and crush the resistance, deliberately killing her husband to free her hand, while she herself is locked away until such time as she agrees to marry the Evil Overlord. Freed as part of some unknown scheme by his vile spawn, she escapes to become the Rebel Leader, uniting the disparate enemies of the empire against their common foe. Also, she appears in about nine strips of this comic.
    • The halfling Frudu is occasionally shown on his mission to destroy the cursed vase known as the One Ming.
  • He Who Must Not Be Named: Hilariously mocked in "Half the Elf, Double the Fun".
  • Hey, Catch!: Unusual form — Haley says "Catch." while firing two arrows at Tarquin. Of course, she knows full well he can catch them both, but Tarquin is hanging on for dear life to the railing of an airship at the time, and it results in him losing his grip.
  • Hey, That's My Line!: "Shhh! Principal's Coming!":
    Tsukiko: "Gate"? What gate?
    MitD: Hey, that's my line!
  • "Hey, You!" Haymaker: Roy to Geoff.
    Roy: Excuse me. I just wanted to let you you know that this in no way reflects my views on the differently-abled.
  • High-Altitude Interrogation: Roy and Durkon dangling the kobold oracle upside-down by a window to get a third prediction, the first two being less than helpful.
  • High-Class Glass: Ambassador Gourntonk is a lizardfolk with a monocle.
  • Highly Visible Ninjas: The Goblin Ninjas are wearing black against a white background, but the atrocious spot and listen checks of the main characters cause them not to notice them. Even when the ninjas say things like "We're standing right here."
  • Hilarity Ensues: When Xykon describes how he got his crown, he says "I stole it from a librarian in Cliffport who — oops! — also turned out to be an archmage. Needless to say, hilarity ensued."
  • Hilarity Sues:
    • Used when lawyers abduct a squid-thingy for breaching copyright.
    • Later invoked by V to deal with a troublesome opponent who was also a ripoff of Drizzt.
    • Afterward, Belkar sues Miko to prevent her from trying to Detect Evil on him. Since she's Lawful Stupid, she cannot help but comply to the restraining order.
    • Rodriguez then tries to serve another restraining order... on Belkar. It goes about as well as you could expect.
  • Hiroshima as a Unit of Measure: Belkar's evilness is measured in kilonazis.
  • Hit-and-Run Tactics:
    • A half-ogre with a flail tries this against high-level fighter Roy. Unfortunately for the half-ogre, Roy manages to take advantage of his predictability.
    • Belkar wisely takes this approach to fighting Miko after breaking out of jail. Bear in mind that Miko had successfully taken the entire party alive when they attacked her head-on.
  • Hitman with a Heart: As seen in "Talking Down", Female!Roy calls out the dwarven hitman on his threat to blow up the inn, noting that all of his behavior so far indicates a Never Hurt an Innocent mindset. He backs down and admit he would never cause the death of innocents. Unfortunately, the inn gets blown up anyway after Belkar, intent on some mindless slaughter, bumps into the hitman and causes him to light the fuse by accident.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard:
    • Subverted. Malack gives Durkon a great deal of help researching the spell Mass Death Ward. Once it's revealed that Malack's a vampire, Durkon uses the spell to give himself a great advantage over him in their ensuing fight. However, Malack reveals that part of his "help" involved preparing a password that would automatically dispel the spell at his command; after all, "what kind of man would help someone he just met develop a means to protect a large group of people from himself?"
    • Played straight when Nale destroys Malack, unfolding a plan he's worked on for years, including using Malack's vampire spawn as rehearsal. Sure, it is masterly done, with just one little drawback: it frees newly-raised Durkon from Malack's control. Nale seems to think that the vampire dwarf will either ignore them or join with the Linear Guild, since he's now evil. He didn't count on Durkon's Undying Loyalty to the Order of the Stick. As soon as he's past the shock of regaining his free will, Durkon attacks them and kill Zz'dtri, forcing Nale to flee.
    • Also played straight when Bozzok pisses off Grubwiggler and starts insulting Crystal-Golem...whom Haley had just talked to about what was really happening here. Crystal kills him and then proceeds to beat the crap out of his corpse.
  • Hoist Hero Over Head: The giant devil summoned by Qarr shortly does this to Durkon while the dwarf is large-sized thanks to Thor's Mightand puts him on fire to boot.
  • Hold Your Hippogriffs: Used every now and then.
    Tarquin: There's no need to run around like a cockatrice with its head cut off.
  • Hollywood Tactics: Averted. The invasion of the Azure City is based on attrition warfare, but Redcloak employs some finesse by using elementals as heavy units to destroy the main wall, as well as a ninja infiltrator to open the main gate to the throne room.
  • Homoerotic Subtext: The gladiator arc begins with the slavemaster warning the new prisoners of "strong homosexual undertones that will never be fully explored" if a stronger prisoner defends a weaker one.
  • Honorary Uncle: Roy and Nale have this in common, both referring to their respective fathers' adventuring buddies as such ("Uncle Myrtok" and "Auntie Laurin", respectively). Although when Nale uses it on-panel, he is rather sarcastic.
  • Hook Hand:
  • Hope Spot:
    • In Start of Darkness, there's a point where Redcloak, reunited with Right-Eye after a lengthy period of separation, realizes how much he's missed his brother, how much he enjoys not having to worry about the Plan, and contemplates throwing it all in and starting a new life with his brother. Then Xykon shows up to put the kibosh on the reunion.
    • Awesome! The Azure City Resistance has recovered Xykon's Soul Jar! Now all they have to do is get it back to their base... oh. Oh dear.
    • Oh, no, Xykon shows up and kills Belkar! But Vaarsuvius comes in a Big Damn Heroes move and places a forcecage around Redcloak, leaving Xykon undefended against Roy's attacks, and Roy manages to kill Xykon — oh, wait, it's a Lotus-Eater Machine.
    • The Order is finally on its way towards Kraagor's Gate, the last Gate preventing the re-entry of the Snarl into the world, after defeating the Linear Guild, and... wait a moment, what do you mean with Vampire Durkon is actually a High Priest of Hel that wants to control Kraagor's Gate?
  • Horrible Judge of Character:
    • Tsukiko, no doubt, falling for Xykon's Faux Affably Evil charm. The poor deluded soul seems to believe that he's hiding a caring heart under a tough exterior. Even the Monster in the Darkness has worked out Xykon's status as an unredeemable villain. She also believes Redcloak to be a spineless wimp which is proven false when he kills her with minimal effort..
    • Going the other direction, things would have gone a lot better for Azure City if Miko hadn't concluded that the Order of the Stick and Lord Shojo were in a vast evil conspiracy with Xykon and Redcloak based on a series of deductive leaps that would leave a logician weeping.
    • Elan is immensely reluctant to admit that his dad is a Lawful Evil general serving (or rather, running) a brutal dictatorship... At least, he was until the latter kicked the dog so hard that he couldn't deny it any longer. invoked
    • Celia as well, as shown by her misplaced trust in the guy who killed his brother in "A Seller's Market" and her acceptance of Haley's lies in "A Dish Best Served with +1d6 Cold Damage".
    • Ian Starshine starts out seeing Elan as evil to the core and doubting any of the Order have redeeming features. He goes on to bond somewhat with Belkar, who he seems to consider less evil than the others.
    • Girard Draketooth is one of the "doesn't trust someone he should" variety. He believed it would take Soon and his paladins less than 12 weeks to break the non-interference oath. Soon went to his grave keeping the oath and his paladins were opposed to the idea of getting anywhere near the other gates.
  • Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action: Hinted at with Belkar and Elan's comments about Owlbears. "I hope the owl was the male and the bear was the female..."
  • House Rules:
    • The verbal component of a spell is its name. The language of the speaker doesn't matter. Thus, Vaarsuvius is able to cast spells with a verbal component only even when under the effects of a baleful polymorph and thus only able to speak Lizard. (The bigger problem is the somatic component, as an elf turned into a lizard is lacking hands.)
    • Zz'dtri has a 3.0 edition version of the Fly spell that was house-ruled in, which lasts longer than the 3.5 edition version of the spell.
    • The Overland Flight spell can normally only be cast upon oneself. But in the OOTSverse, it can also be targeted at other people.
    • Mass Death Ward, which is normally an 8th level spell, is a 7th level spell in the OOTSverse.
    • Rings of Regeneration work a lot more quickly. Normally, a Ring of Regeneration only heals 1 hit point per level per hour. Tarquin's ring can cause visible healing in a single round.
    • Normally, the Protection From Evil spell does not have any negative effects when used to protect an evil creature. But in the OOTSverse, magic items that use that spell are fairly discomforting to them.
  • Hulk Speak: thog most prominent example, but anyone with low enough intelligence score (like most orcs, ogres and a dwarf barbarian) tend to talk this way. Leading to the ultimate example, not nale, not-nale. And, being OotS, lampshaded.
  • Hurricane of Euphemisms: During the Empire of Blood arc, Elan and Haley evade Tarquin several times by giving bizarre excuses (like cleaning their pet orangutan) that Tarquin assumes are euphemisms for sex. Tarquin then starts inventing his own euphemisms based on Elan's excuses, like "scrubbing the monkey." Subverted when Elan runs out of decent excuses:
    Elan: Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... have sex.
  • Humans Are the Real Monsters: To goblins, all the 'proper' races are the real monsters. Humans, elves, gnomes, halflings... To these people, goblinoid lives are cheap.
  • Hurricane of Puns:
  • Hypocritical Humor:
    • Roy asks the half-ogre in "Perfect Combo" if it is unwise to try the same tactic turn after turn. If you don't get it, Roy has been charging, and taking damage for no effect from the spiked chain/combat reflexes/stand still combo, 5 times counting the panel he asks it on. Judging by his expression in the last panel, though, he knew the cliff was there and purposely tricked the half-ogre into leaping off it.
    • Roy and Durkon's reaction to Haley's observation that Lawful Good types have a tendency to bully and try to force people to go along with their idea of "good" only proves her point. The strip the exchange appears in is called "Case in Point".
    • The following exchange, when Roy is in no mood for hijinks following the news of Durkon's death.
      Belkar: Gee, I know this comic can get longwinded, but this is
      Roy: No breaking the fourth wall.
      Elan: But Roy, you just
      Roy: Be quiet!

  • I Always Wanted to Say That:
  • I Am Not Left-Handed: In "Transference", Nale decides to try his luck fighting Roy. Roy then smiles and tells Nale this was a bad idea — because he had been holding back the urge to beat up someone who looks exactly like Nale for quite a while now.
  • I Am Spartacus: Parodied in "Under the Arena".
  • I Ate WHAT?: Durkon has this after he discovers what Malack's bloodwart tea contained (hint: the name describes the ingredients).
  • I Can't Believe I'm Saying This: Roy admits it about Belkar's opinion on the vampire.
    Roy: I don't think Belkar is lying — which, let's be clear, is not a sentence I'd ever thought I'd say — but I also can't assume that he's not letting his anger cloud his judgment.
  • Iconic Item: Roy Greenhilt's green-hilted sword, which his family is named after and which is the reason he became a fighter in the first place.
  • Idea Bulb:
  • Identical Panel Gag: Of the separated-by-a-few-pages variant: when the Azurite fleet is fighting against sea trolls, after defeating them once, Hinjo and Elan unwittingly dump them overboard, unaware that scrags regenerate when in contact with water. The panel where the trolls board again and attack anew is identical to the one of the first assault two pages earlier.
  • I Did What I Had to Do: Shojo knows what he's doing is morally questionable, but he did it for the good of his city.
    Shojo: "It's all well and good for you paladins to stick to your convictions, but if I make a mistake, half a million citizens pay for it."
  • Idiot Ball:
    • Elan carries this constantly for laughs because he's the bard. All of the other characters alternate between carrying the Idiot Ball, carrying the Smart Ball, and behaving normally.
    • Lirian in Start of Darkness goes through more or less every power she has that WON'T work on a lich in her second duel with the newly lichefied Xykon. It's most likely a way for non-D&D players to be brought up to speed to all the powers and immunities of a lich, but still you'd expect an epic level ex-adventurer would not try using Poison on an undead creature.
  • I Don't Like the Sound of That Place:
    • The Perilous Path of Crushing Doom.
    • In Start of Darkness there is "Helldeathdoomfire Volcano".
  • I Don't Pay You to Think: Subverted when Belkar says this to Vaarsuvius. V angrily retorts that a wizard is not paid to do anything but think.
  • I Fell for Hours: Judging from Roy's monologue, his famous fall takes at least a few minutes. (But then again...)
  • If We Get Through This: Played with. When we first meet Kazumi and Daigo, they're nameless redshirts agreeing to go on a date when this is all over, who then volunteer to hold off the enemy to cover Elan's escape... they sound doomed, right? Sure enough, soon afterwards Kazumi is weeping over Daigo's mortally wounded form, saying that he can't die, they were going to go on that date... However, he gets better due to some Law Of Narrative Causality silliness, and they end up getting married and being raised to the aristocracy.
  • Ignored Enemy: A ninja and a huecuva try to kill Hinjo at the same time, but end up fighting each other instead over who gets to claim the kill.
    Ninja: HEY! You got your hatred of all that's good and pure in my contract killing!
    Huecuva: Well, you got your contract killing in my hatred of all that's good and pure!
  • Ignore The Fanservice: Roy for Sabine, although he wasn't entirely unfazed by Haley's.
  • The Igor: Giro. He isn't a real hunchback, though.
  • I Have No Son: More accurately, I have no brother: as Redcloak kills his brother Right-eye to protect Xykon, Redcloak's last words to him are "Goodbye, brother." Right-eye's last words are "Goodbye... Redcloak..." a term that he saw as an insult. His last words were rejecting that Redcloak was his brother at all.
  • I Have Nothing to Say to That: Frequently used for punchlines. See "A Is Always A" and "Hey! You! Get Off of My Cloud!" (spoilers).
  • I Have This Friend: A form of this is used by Roy in strip #944 when Vaarsuvius asks him for advice. "When I was younger... I knew a wizard." It's obvious to any dedicated reader that he's talking about his father Eugene. Note that V sees through it immediately.
  • I Know You Know I Know:
    • Vaarsuvius does it in strip #789:
      Vaarsuvius: ...which in turn means that he knew that you would know that he was in the empire, and that you would know that he would know that you knew.
      Elan: Which means... that I'm totally confused.
    • Defied by Roy when the team is discussing the extent of Girard Draketooth's duplicity in "Stuck in the Sand Trap", including the possibility of a double-bluff.
      Durkon: Aye, but wha if Girard thought o' everythin' ye just said, an' did tha opposite, just ta trick us?
      Roy: I think we're quickly approaching the point that it doesn't matter if he did.
    • The High Priest of Hel outright says it (although only in his head) when suspecting a gnome head cleric to be hiding something.
      HPoH: Say it. Come on! I know, you know, I know you know, and now you know I know!
  • "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight:
  • I'll Kill You!:
  • I'll Never Tell You What I'm Telling You:
    • Elan does this a few times in his origin story. When he finally "doesn't tell" a Rogue hotelier the precise location of all their valuable loot, and it's all stolen, his Paladin master has enough and rides off without him.
    • Thog also does this when he's captured along with Nale, and the Order is pondering how to de-petrify a sylph.
      Thog: ha ha! they not have scroll!
      Roy: Scroll?
      Nale: Shut. Up.
      Thog: ha! stupid talky man not have scroll nale has! ha ha!
  • I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder:
  • I'm Dying, Please Take My MacGuffin: Well, a post-death version, anyway, in Start of Darkness. The previous bearer of the Crimson Mantle manifests in spirit form to his newly-minted acolyte, asking him to wear it and learn from it. The acolyte is reluctant to do so at first, because he's not qualified, but his master says (amid the carnage of scores of goblins being wiped out by the Sapphire Guard) that the acolyte is rapidly moving up in the church's hierarchy. The acolyte takes it, and gains powerful knowledge from it. He later adopts the nickname, Redcloak.
  • Impact Silhouette: The Monster in the Darkness "lightly" hits Miko and Windstriker out of a tower, leaving two holes, one human-shaped and one horse-shaped, in the wall.
  • Impaled with Extreme Prejudice:
    • Roy is impaled on the nose-horn of a triceratops. He survives, albeit with severe injuries.
    • Two strips later, Elan attempts a Go Through Me defence of Roy's injured body, and Tarquin stabs him so hard that the sword passes right through his torso and into Roy.
  • Impersonating the Evil Twin: Elan manages to (finally) use his twin situation to his advantage when he tricks a prisoner of his father into attacking Nale by making said prisoner believe Nale was him.
  • Implied Death Threat:
    • Vaarsuvius gets very annoyed at the rest of the Order while he's stuck in the form of a lizard, and the first thing he does after being restored is to effortlessly Disintegrate a dragon that had been threatening them:
      Vaarsuvius: Fascinating. I cannot help but notice that the disintegrated remains of a dragon are indistinguishable from those of a human, or a halfling, or a dwarf.
      Roy: Point taken.
    • Subverted in another strip. Annoyed about being distracted from his/her research, Vaarsuvius threatens Elan.
      Vaarsuvius: Do as you wish, though I find it odd that one who just witnessed the haste with which I will remove that which distracts me from my crucial research would risk becoming just such a distraction one's self.
      (beat panel)
      Vaarsuvius: Because then I might be forced to remove the distraction.
      Elan: I don't get it.
      Vaarsuvius: YOU are the distraction in this case. Remove the distraction, which is you. Remove YOU with haste.
      Elan: ...what are you getting at?
      Vaarsuvius: Oh, forget it. It would take longer to make you understand than it would to research the next spell.
  • Implausible Deniability: Haley pulls this in an early comic (must be that Bluff skill of hers).
    Roy: So that statue had the gems pried out of it before you showed up?
    Haley: Right.
    Roy: (off panel) And those two goblins were killed —
    V:with green arrows.
    Roy: —and stripped of their possessions beforehand?
    Haley: Looks like.
    Roy: And that treasure chest, with footprints of your size leading up to it, your lockpick still in the lock, and a strand of long red hair snagged in the latch?
    Haley: (standing in front of a sack larger than her, brimming with gold and labelled "Haley's Loot") Empty when I got here.
  • Improvised Weapon:
    • Xykon kills the wizard Fyron Pucebuckle by beating the man to death with his own Wizzie Award.
    • "thog improvise!" — by breaking a door off its hinges and using it the batter Haley.
    • O-Chul takes out a Demon-Roach, Jirix, and Redcloak's right eye with a bar of his cage.
    • Belkar makes an angry mob back away from him... while armed with a pebble.
    • Potions aren't just for drinking.
  • I'm Thinking It Over!: In the second strip, the party is split into two teams, by the traditional method of Roy and Haley taking turns choosing someone. Eventually, Elan is the only one left, and it's Roy's turn to choose.
    Elan: Ooh! C'mon! Pick me!
    Durkon: Are ye gonna...
    Roy: I'm thinking.
  • Inconvenient Summons:
    • While Roy is fishing with his grandfather in the Lawful Good afterlife, the fish suddenly disappears off his hook. Roy's grandfather explains that it was summoned, and remarks that "someone must be having an underwater adventure".
    • Haley summons Celia (unintentionally) while she is sleeping. She is angry at first because she thinks that it's her mother to ask why she isn't married yet, but when it turns out to be Haley, that's okay to her.
    • In a Dragon strip, a celestial dog is summoned just before it could finish the cure for all diseases.
      Elan: Are you sure it's OK to summon celestials just to fight goblins?
      Durkon: It's just a dog. It be no harm, no foul.
      Fiendish Rat: (summoned by the goblin cleric) Darn it! I can't believe this guy summoned me RIGHT when I was alphabetizing my spice rack!
    • Though not a magical summons, the Oracle of the Sunken Valley can't take a bath without being interrupted by a visit from adventurers.
      Oracle: Jeez, I can peer into the murky depths of the future, yet I always seem to get interrupted during bath time.

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