The Dreaded / Jokes

  • A typical feature of the main characters of Memetic Badass sites. Examples:
    • The most famous one: Bogeymen scare their children with stories about Chuck Norris.
    • The only reason Chuck Norris is afraid of death is because he knows Bruce Lee will be waiting for him.
    • The A-Team was originally composed of 6 versions of Mr. T, but they changed it after every criminal in the world was immediately vapourized in the first episode.
    • Neville Longbottom is the only thing that Dumbledore ever feared.
    • Death had to take him sleeping, for if Theodore Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight.