Sliding Scale: True Art

True Art Scale
  • -1: Looky I made a sprite comic. PINGAAS!!!
  • 0: Look at my notebook margin sketches that I did at lunch break. (IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL, WHY IS IT SO COLD?!?)
  • 1: My art is observant and thought-provoking. It provides me with a steady income or it is a hobby. People like it, and I find creating it rewarding.
  • 2: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that I, a eighty year old starving artist, created.
  • 3: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that my child did.
  • 4: Look, I painted lines on canvas. (See how the black lines intersect the red ones as a post-modern symbol?)
  • 5: Intentionally Blank
  • 6: i dropped a box of concrete on a racoon and didnt use punctuation in this sentence