-5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit in a 30-year-old oven on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, dreaming about rain every summer at midnight, and using a pogo stick to jump to the roof to water the garden on winter nights.
-XXX: Humans have gone extinct, and inanimate replicas have taken their place in order for a galaxy-faring species of living chairs to sit on for eons to come.
-5: Aliens created humans specifically for the maximum potential of being sat on by the resident chair species.
-4: Bob has sold the entire human race into slavery for them to be used as furniture for the chair Master Race.
-3: Bob sits on a large person constructed of hundreds of people with a Hive Mind.
-2: Bob the chair is a king who regularly sits on many people and pays them.
-1: Bob is a chair and sits on a person.
0: People do not sit on chairs, and vice versa.
1: Bob sits on a chair.
2: Bob and his friends sit on chairs.
3: Bob is at ChairCon, the largest chair-themed convention in the world.
4: The laws in Bob's country say that standing up is illegal.
5: Everyone on Earth is bound to chairs via Infinity Glue.
XXX: It is against the laws of physics and science to stand up, as people are gravitationally bound to their chairs.