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"This authentic Early American bee smoker worth nine dollars and eighty-four cents, or any one of these other exciting, nearly-great prizes might be taken home by our contestants. And we have something horrendous in store for their unfortunate loved ones. All this and much, much less tonight on The Cheap Show! And here's the host of The Cheap Show — the only man we could find who'll work this cheap; the man who actually believes that his check is in the mail, Mr. Dick Martin!"Game Show
Opening spiel, as read by Charlie O'Donnell.
that ran in weekly syndication from 1978-79 with Dick Martin of Laugh-In
fame as emcee. Two couples competed, with Martin asking questions to a thr-oh, sorry, two
-celebrity panel. The couple "in control" then picked one of the two celebrity answers; a correct answer awarded you a point (and a great prize
such as Dick's toenail clippings
) and your opponent got covered in slime, while a wrong answer gave your opponent the point and toenails while your spouse
got covered in slime.
The first couple to reach 20 points won the game and moved on to The Semi-Colossal Prize Sweepstakes Finale, in which the couple picked a hole from 1-12 and hoped the show's mascot hamster Oscar scampered into said hole.The Cheap Show
was a parody of low-budget games, with embarrassingly-cheap "prizes" and the most obvious Golden Snitch
format ever — Exactly What It Says on the Tin
but better, running for about 39 episodes. As an example, here's the fourth episode.
- Bonus Round: The Semi-Colossal Prize Sweepstakes Finale, where Oscar the Wonder Rodent ran around in a circular area with holes representing actual and legitimate prizes, and the first hole he went into determined what prize would be won. If the couple could correctly guess where he'd go, they'd also win the grand prize of an actual, legitimate new car! note
- Consolation Prize: Some were described between Rounds 1 and 2, and more following the Bonus Round. Again, these prizes were genuine.
- Golden Snitch: The first two questions were worth one point each, while the final question was worth 20 points. 20 points were required to win the game.
- Promotional Consideration: Surprisingly.
- Zonk: The main-game "prizes", typically priced at less than $20.
This show provides examples of:
- Accidental Misnaming: Dick is always calling Wanda by some other name (Winda, Zelda, Lila, Fillmore...).
- Affectionate Parody: ...Although the "Affectionate" part could be argued against.
- Biting-the-Hand Humor: Most of Dick's comments, especially his monologue. Justified, in that the show pretty much asked for it.
- Catch Phrase: "Remember, it's not whether you win or lose — it's how much it costs you!"
- Covered in Gunge: If you lost a round, your loved one got something dumped on top of them, or a Pie in the Face.
- Credits Gag: Such as "Oscar's Wardrobe by MOTHER NATURE".
- Half Hour Comedy
- Luck-Based Mission: The bonus game depended on the hamster's brain, not yours.
- Mascot: Oscar, the Wonder Rodent.
- Opening Narration: Quoted at the top of this page.
- Take That: Toward low-budget games and those who ran them.
- Written-In Absence: A three-celebrity panel was part of the set, but only two celebs were ever actually present; the third, a person who wouldn't ordinarily appear on a Game Show (such as Henry Ford or Richard Nixon), would always be absent for one reason or another.
Dick Martin: (after noticing the third seat is empty) Where's our third celebrity?
Charlie O'Donnell: That's right, Dick. Henry Ford was supposed to be with us tonight, but he said that the change in his pocket added up to more money than we offered to pay him. Back to you, Dick!