Series / Silent Witness

"Dear Points of View, I watched Silent Witness with the sound off and it didn't make any sense."
Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week

British crime/forensic series, running from 1996 onwards, now in its seventeenth series, making it the fourth oldest currently airing crime drama in the world and the longest that isn't German (Tatort is the winner, the German show having run since 1970).

Starred Amanda Burton for the first eight series, until her character was written out in a plot involving a reunion with her long-lost son and a trip to Northern Ireland.

The series now revolves around the activities of three Home Office pathologists (Nikki Alexander, Jack Hodgson and Thomas Chamberlain as of the 2014 series) as they investigate murders in London, though they sometimes help outside the city and at least one story per season will usually feature them going abroad.

Could be considered a UK version of the CSI franchise, but lacks its flashiness (although it has elements of the wider investigating role); it also predates it. Like Waking the Dead (which predates CSI as well), it is done in two-parters, with each story shown over two days in the same week.

Has a character page.

This show contains examples of:

  • Badass: Jack Hodgson moonlights as a cage-fighter, which tends to come in very handy against criminals (even fully armed and/or much physically stronger ones.)
  • Better Manhandle the Murder Weapon: Justified. In "Bloodlines", Harry wakes up in Budapest to notice his girlfriend has been stabbed to death in bed next to him. As he finds the murder weapon , a knife, the murderer comes walking in, causing Harry to take the knife to fend him off. The murderer, in a fit of genre-savviness, simply disarms Harry and leaves him behind to be found by the Hungarian cops.
  • British Brevity: Averted with the show being renewed for a 20th season to air in 2017; however, with only 10 episodes per season, each season is much shorter than an equivalent show in the US.
  • Buffy Speak: With regards to their chosen profession, Harry, Nikki and Leo are usually very eloquent and specific. However, explaining things to the detectives they work with (and, by extension, the viewer) sometimes necessitates simpler language. That, and they don't know everything.
    Harry: It's a data thing.
    DC Salch: Yeah. It's a micro SD card; from a phone.
  • Cartwright Curse: At least two of Harry's love interests were murdered by the end of the story.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: There is no explanation ever given for Fred Dale's departure after the third season.
  • Cramming the Coffin: In "Hippocratic Oath", a hearse crashes and two bodies are discovered in the coffin. The team is charged with discovering the identity of the John Doe corpse.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Clarissa Mullery. Harry Cunningham also had his moments, although he also had a tendency to be a Pungeon Master.
  • Derailing Love Interests: Many of Nikki's and Harry's (and later Jack's) temporary love interests go through this in order to restore the status quo of the unresolved UST between Nikki and the guy.
  • Digging Yourself Deeper: Thomas Chamberlain frequently does this.
  • Disposable Sex Worker: Several of these show up in different episodes. A prominent example is "In a Lonely Place" where a stripper testifies to Jack that the police told her to stop wasting their time when she reported a co-worker missing.
  • Don't Split Us Up: A major plot thread of the episode "Protection" is a teenage boy trying to reunite his siblings who were separated by social services, and prevent the youngest from being adopted.
  • Driven to Suicide: Harry's dad suffered from severe, chronic depression and killed himself when Harry was 11. In "Run", a family friend (who had an affair with Harry's mum) also committed suicide in the same way, although in his case it was because he had been diagnosed with incurable pancreatic cancer. Also one of the many possible reasons for the body-of-the-week.
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous: Averted — naked bodies in the autopsy scenes look like dead murder victims.
  • Everybody is Single: Leo was married with a daughter until they were both tragically killed, and he eventually entered a long term relationship with a profiler; Harry and Nikki, though, will usually end up dating either the victim, the killer, or someone who just ends up getting in the way.
  • Faking the Dead: The apparent death of Harry in the Budapest story - to the point where the actor's name was taken off the credits. In reality, Harry killed the attacker and set fire to his body, leaving his own ID with him
    • In "True Love Waits", a woman has faked her death for over a decade (with the help of her friend, a detective) in order to frame her violent husband for her murder. The detective managed to have him jailed despite there being no body. It turns out to be just as well, since the guy is a serial killer, and immediately starts up again once he gets out of jail.
  • Fanservice Pack: Harry grows his hair and Nikki dyes it between seasons 11 and 12.
  • Fingore: "True Love Waits" involved a serial killer who would murder women and cut off their ring fingers as trophies.
  • Fragile Flower: Nikki
  • Freudian Trio: The most common permutation has Harry as the logical Spock, Nikki as the emotional McCoy and Leo as the balancing Kirk, although this can change depending on who gets the most emotionally involved in a particular case.
  • Headbutt of Love: Nikki and Harry had a few.
  • Hollywood Atheist: Averted with Harry who, although explicitly an atheist, is not portrayed in a negative light for it.
  • Honor-Related Abuse: One plot strand of "Sins of the Fathers" involved the team investigating a body found inside the wreckage of a Vietnamese restaurant, which was burned down after the man that the owner's daughter was betrothed to found out she wasn't a virgin.
  • Hot Scientist: Nikki Alexander, played by Emilia Fox.
  • Idiot Ball: Frequently taken by the scientists, doing things like confronting suspects on their own... and just as frequently taken by the cops of the week.
  • Killed Off for Real: Leo
  • Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: "Fear", in which a Catholic family believes their children have been possessed by demons. There's a rational explanation given for most of it, but certain elements leave the viewer to wonder.
  • Obstructive Bureaucrat: The UK Armed Forces, their superiors at the Home Office, other coppers.
  • Police Are Useless: The forensics team ends up straying from their brief into other law enforcement roles. Typically the police get it wrong and impede the team until the last minute. When either the crim or the pathologist is cornered: here comes The Cavalry! Unlike CSI, these guys are really not cops period, but that doesn't stop anything.
  • Retirony: In "River's Edge", DCI Malcolm Guillam is murdered a week before he was due to retire.
  • Scenery Censor: Averted. While forensic drama, particularly US drama often has strategic bits of lab equipment censoring an autopsy scene, here corpses are completely naked during autopsy scenes, even underage kids.
  • Ship Tease: Harry and Nikki. Dear God, Harry and Nikki.
    • After Harry leaves, Nikki and Jack.
  • "Shut Up" Kiss: While waiting for service in a pub, Dr Nikki Alexander explains at great length to Dr Harry Cunningham how she will end up old and alone. That is until Harry leans over and kisses her, then smiles and says, "Finally she shuts up."
  • Sibling Yin-Yang: Sam Ryan and her sister Wyn, who lived together in early seasons.
  • Sliding Scale of Realistic Versus Fantastic: The show has many realistic details, but remains more glamorous and implausibly coincidental than strict realism would allow. Oddly, this has prompted some criticism.
  • "Strangers on a Train"-Plot Murder: The premise of "Supernova".
  • Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Jack Hodgson for Harry.
  • Straw Nihilist: The villains of "Lost"
  • Tall, Dark and Handsome (and Snarky): Harry.
  • The Bad Guys Win: Several times. Examples include:
    • "Safe": The team fails to get a gang leader convicted for murder, or even for breaking dangerous dogs laws (since he illegally owned a dog that savaged one of his victims to death). The evidence finally gets him jailed for raping an underage girl, but he'll still be out sooner than he would have been with a murder conviction - and his gang is still active and grooming young boys to join them.
    • "Commodity": Terrorists got away with over two million pounds' worth of blackmail money, ended an innocent man's career by shooting him in the leg (he was a professional footballer), and will probably continue to attack Jewish/Israeli targets.
  • True Companions: Leo, Nikki and Harry in the later series. Leo implies to Nikki and Harry that they are as important to him as his (dead) wife and child.
    • Jack and Clarissa, to the point where Jack's condition for coming to work at the Lyell Centre was that they hire her too.
  • Unnaturally Blue Lighting is used regularly, particularly in pathology scenes. Partially this is an exercise in fashion and style: many contemporary British dramas were also using the technique. In the pathology scenes, the lighting increases the cold, clinical and confronting atmosphere.
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension: Again between Harry and Nikki. Also between Harry and any female, and Nikki and anyone.
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: In "True Love Waits", Kate Warren is under intense pressure from her father (a very respected retired senior officer) to secure a murder conviction in order to save her own career and uphold the family name. This becomes her motivation for tampering with evidence.
  • You Didn't Ask: In "Coup de Grace", a murder suspect who is living in his father's old house finds his father's gun stashed there, and agrees to give it to his lawyer to hand over to the police; but ends up taking Nikki and the lawyer hostage when Nikki finds the gun first and panics. Later, when the investigating DI asks the lawyer why he didn't tell the police about the gun first, he just says that no one ever asked.

Alternative Title(s): Silent W Itness