All the orange tannin', crotch thrustin', fist pumpin' action you crave... right in the comfort of your own home.
Jersey Shore is a Reality TV show on MTV, that has become one of the network's most popular if not polarizing shows. A reality tv show in the same vein as The Real World, it follows a group of Italian-American twenty-somethings as they party and engage in debauchery, both on the New Jersey beach party scene and in other locations (Miami and Italy).Unlike The Real World, Jersey Shore has (with few exceptions) kept the same cast intact over the course of the show's run. In part, due to the meme-like nature of the original casts, who's over the top nicknames and personas made them instant celebrity fodder that you either love or hate. (Or Love to Hate.)Various knockoffs exist outside the USA, including the Dutch version, Oh Oh Cherso (and its second season, Oh Oh Tirol) and the Irish version Tallafornia while the Brits have both Geordie Shore and The Only Way Is Essex. The Canadians attempted to make their own version, Lake Shore (set in and around Toronto), but it was scrapped due to concerns over ethnic stereotyping.
Adorkable: Snooki has some dork-ish moments when not drinking or fighting, which can come off as this.
Anime Hair: Pauly D, thanks to enough hair product to make the entire 1980's weep, has hair that goes straight up. Gravity, what Gravity?
Seriously, does this guy share a hairdresser with Guile, or what?
Artifact Title: The second season is set in Miami. The fourth is set in Italy.
Attention Whore: The reason Snooki initially tries to leave the house in the first season—she's no longer the total center of attention like she is at home.
Back for the Finale: In the show's final season, the roommates go to a club and run into Angelina, the cast member who was kicked off back in Season 2. Angelina actually makes an attempt to apologize for her past actions, not that the roomamtes were interested in listening to her...
Battle Cry: After a falling-out with her boyfriend, Snooki lets out a screech before attacking some helpless dishes.
Belligerent Sexual Tension: In the first season, Angelina and The Situation were constantly at each others throat but all the while were trying to get back at one another they admitted that they thought the other was attractive.
Berserk Button: For everyone, being called fake. Angelina's declaration that "all of yous in this house are fucking fake, and I want you all to know that I can't stand anyone of yous" is enough to get into a brawl with Snooki in season two, and subsequently ejected from the house for the second time in the series.
Last episode of Season Two, anyone? Don't toss that word around.
Coming from the above Berserk Button, beware of Pauly D. The kid's still the easy-going person in the house - but do NOTtick him off. His voice deepens, his veins pop out, and he's ready to make you piss your pants. Angelina and Jenni got the brunt end of it, and it wasn't pretty. He's arguably the scariest when angered, though that can be due to the rare occurrence of him actually blowing up.
The season two finale. Vinny is besieged by the girls who ask if he called them fake. After pressuring him, he screams at them in order to get it through their heads that there was been some misunderstanding. Cue the girls looking like they're about to cry.
Bigger Is Better In Bed: Vinny, apparently. According to Snooki, sex with him is like trying to cram a watermelon through a pinhole.
Breakout Character: When your nickname is Snooki, it's a safe bet that you wouldn't be in the background of an ensemble even if you were the shy type.
"It's T-shirt time!", which has turned into a song.
"CABS ARE HERE!"
"I ain't even mad!"
Country Matters: Ronnie gets pretty drunk in the season 2 premier and lets out all the bitterness he has toward Sammi out, including pulling out this trope. Angelina uses it a bit later in the same episode during one of the commentary sections.
Despair Event Horizon: Snooki's boyfriend Jionni becomes enraged with her after all of her recent behavior in while staying in Italy. Jionni later storms off into the night, Snooki breaks down in hysterics.
The Ditz: Snooki. She refused to go tanning anymore because "Obama taxed tanning salons just to spite me" (when that scene was filmed, the tanning tax wasn't set to start for another year), and when asked about the BP Oil Spill by some TMZ paparazzo, she responded, "I don't even use tanning oil!"
Do Not Call Me Paul: Snooki's real name is Nicole. However, she does not want anyone to call her by it though, except close friends, and people who know her intimately.
Although now she seems to, if the rumors are confirmed, not mind being called "Nikki" and dislike being called Snooki.
Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Almost completely averted in season one, as for the largest chunk of the season only Ronnie and Sammi get any, and that's with each other. By the time season two came around (and the cast became famous) however....
The Faceless: JWoww's British boyfriend, who lives in... Warrington, Cheshire ???
Fake Nationality: It was recently discovered that J-Woww and Snooki are both not Italian at all. They're Irish/Mexican and Chilean, respectively (Snooki, while not biologically Italian, was raised by adoptive Italian parents so she still grew up in the culture).
Actually, Snooki claims to be part Italian through one of her Chilean parents as well.
Failure Is the Only Option: Any time Sammi asks Ronnie a question. She knows he's going to say something idiotic that will piss her off, but she does it anyway.
Fun with Acronyms: MVP; ostensibly stands for "most valuable player" but also represents the team of Mike, Vinny, and Pauly when the three are out looking for girls.
Gag Boobs: It's like Snooki had three heads. JWoww's outfits seem to take this as a challenge.
Gainaxing: While one of their many drunken sprawls, Snooki and Deena wandered on to a beach late at night and while drunkenly floundering in the surf, the cameramen noticed how they weren't wearing bras, focused in, and hit the slow-mo button...
Genre Shift: Unintentionally and probably to MTV's dismay. The show was originally portrayed as something akin to the trashier seasons of The Real World, where the show is at least supposed to resemble Real Life (the infamous stage casting of later Real World seasons aside). The widely publicized contract disputes, significant pay and strike on Jersey Shore pretty much killed this angle. The show apparently lives on as Self-Parodyon steroids.
Heterosexual Life Partners: Pauly D and Vinny, all the way. It's a telling sign if the best relationship in the history of the show (romantic or otherwise) is between two straight male friends. The two even purposely play up their bromance by going on "dates", holding hands, calling each other "boyfriends", and even going so far as pretending to sleep together.
In-Series Nickname: Besides the ones a few cast members showed up with, the Situation calls Angelina "Jolie" in a deleted scene from the first season. There's also a rather talky barber that the guys call "Mouth".
Inferiority Superiority Complex: The Situation, more than likely. If something doesn't go his way or if someone comes out on top over him, he will incessantly make remarks about being able to get any girl, that he handed someone a girl, et cetera.
Insult to Rocks: The Situation appeared on The Roast of Donald Trump on Comedy Central. Seth MacFarlane translated a joke for the retarded handicapped person on stage, making it sound like it was going to be another joke aimed at the deaf female roaster... and then directed the joke at him instead.
It's also worth noting that his performance is, without question, the worst in roast history; he got exactly one laugh, and that was using a joke that had already been used in prior roasts by at least three different non-professional comedians (namely, the "You know what you and me got in common? It's our first night doing comedy" one.)
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Vinny has his share of repugnant moments, but his obvious love for his family and charity work with anti-bullying organisations shows that he has his heart in the right place.
Karma Houdini: The Situation and Ronnie. The Situation tends to backstab everyone not named The Situation and yet is still liked in the house (probably because he's the Team Mom). Ronnie. Boy, oh boy, Ronnie. Ronnie came up smelling like roses after Sammi found the note. In fact, it brought them even closer together. Actually, it's quite safe to say that all of the cast rarely see their actions blow up in their faces.
Kick the Dog: The Situation pulls a bunch of these in quick succession during the first season's Atlantic City trip, starting with calling Snooki (who was anorexic in high school) fat.
My Name Is Not Durwood: The entire house had a habit of mutating "Snooki" into "Snickers" and such in the first season.
Name's the Same: Jennifer Farley; coincidentally, there is also a graphic designer of the same name (and yes, JWoww is also a graphic designer).
Nice Hat: Ronnie pulls out a tan fedora every so often.
No Accounting for Taste: It's pretty clear that Sammi and Ronnie are only together because of some co-dependence or fear of being alone.
Noodle Incident: Whatever it is involving Sammi and a Subway franchised fast-food restaurant (if footage on various websites is anything to go by).
It's still not known what exactly the incident was at the Subway, but it's believed Sammi and Jenni "JWoww" were involved in it.
The context of the incident is itself not known, but nor is when it happened ever mentioned.
Also Pauly D apparently got...familiar with Angelina during the hiatus between seasons.
No Periods, Period: One episode on Season 2 had a big plot point on Angelina leaving a dirty menstrual pad on the bathroom floor. It ended up underneath her pillow, courtesy of The Situation, who also called her "dirty little hamster." Previously, she uses "her time of the month" as an excuse for not having sex with Jose.
Obfuscating Stupidity: The Situation, much like Paris Hilton, figured out how to make an uncanny amount of money despite being an incredibly sexist, drunken meathead at all times on camera.
In fact, on Dancing with the Stars, he appeared to be, while hardly bright or charming, significantly less repulsive than he is on the show.
He got payday from Abercrombie & Fitch to not wear any of their products on the show.
JWoww, who's a graphic designer.
Everyone except Vinny, note who refuses to dumb himself down for the show., several of the cast members were in college when the show started, including Snooki who was training to be a vet.
Older Than They Look: Pauly D (far right in the page image) was 29 at the start of the series, but easily looks like he's in his early 20's.
Snooki. And to a lesser degree, The Situation (or The Sitch), but people do call him Mike sometimes.
Averted with Sammi. The opening credits lists her nickname as "Sweetheart" but it's only used a single time in the show, and by Sammi at that.
Only Sane Man: Vinny, who's something of an Ensemble Dark Horse because he seems to be the one legitimately good housemate alongside Snooki. Then he did things like sleep with Mike's sister and Angelina.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Jennifer 'JWoww' Farley is a graphic designer by trade, but nowadays that's sidelined for fairly obvious reasons... which is a shame, if forum posts are anything to go by. Especially since StackOverflow.com deleted a thread on her.
Pokémon Speak: You thought this trope only applied to fictional animals? Listen to The Situation for a few minutes and get back to me.
Prank Backfire: While staying in Italy, a drunken girl girl who had been stalking The Situation shows up at the cast's apartment one night. Snooki, wanting payback after being the victim of the The Situation's antics, lets the drunk girl in and hides her in The Situation's room. The hope that when he brings another girl home, he'll look like a pig trying to hook up with two girls. Much to Snooki's dismay, The Situation sends the girl he brought with him home and sleeps with the drunken stalker girl, saying she would be an easier lay.
Product Placement: Inverted, as Abercrombie & Fitch has offered the cast a subtantial sum of money to stop wearing their product. Though, given that they still sell "The Fitchuation" T-Shirts, it's not clear whether it is just a publicity stunt.
A similar situation is a recent Miracle Whip commercial where Pauly D states that he hates Miracle Whip enough to dump a girl over it. Apparently his distaste for it is meant as a marketing point.
Really Gets Around: No one will dispute what a douchebag he is, but you have to hand it to the Situation for apparently having so many girls that they form an information network. The guy finds out within minutes when Ronnie gets arrested in the first season.
Refuge in Audacity: You could argue that anything the cast members do is Refuge in Audacity. For example, The Situation and Pauly D's plans to "hook up" with the two girls they brought back from the club in episode 7 of season two backfire when The Situation's girl backs out due to having a boyfriend. Not ready to give up (bear in mind, it's 6 in the morning at this point), the two men go through their phone books calling every girl they know, until Pauly D manages to find a girl willing to come over at such an early hour. If that wasn't enough Refuge in Audacity for you, the events that follow will prove it: The Situation tells Pauly D to ask her to bring a "hot girl" for him. When she arrives without a girl for The Situation, The Situation opts to make breakfast for himself, then adjourns to his and Pauly D's room to watch him and his girl have sex. He even offers Pauly D half of his egg sandwich midway through.
Squick: JWoww's reaction to learning that Pauly D is 29 years old and making out with three likely 20 year-old girls at once in the hot tub in the first episode. invoked
Stalker with a Crush: Pauly D had a stalker that would follow him everywhere (to work, to the club, to the shore house), stand outside whatever building he was in and just stare at him. She even reappeared in a later season!
Stealth Parody: They seem so completely aware yet unaware of how awful they are. Is the whole show a parody?
Team Mom: More and more as Season Two wears on, The Situation. He cooks, he cleans, he acts very... mom-ish. He even uses guilt trips and whining to get his way, just like a real mother! He's actually used the fact that he cooks for everyone to justify being a complete asshole.
This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: A drinking game can be made the first episode of each season when a character says: "We're going to/in (location), bitch!"