Series: Hockey Night in Canada
"Hello Canada, and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland..."The oldest sports show still on the air, anywhere, having started on radio in 1931 and airing on CBC television since 1952. In many ways, it is to Canada a cultural touchstone as much as a mere sports telecast, partially because of this history. It is broadcast in multiple languages (including, of all things, Punjabi) and, by virtue of being on CBC, is available everywhere in the country even if you don't have cable. During the regular season it airs games on Saturday night; in the spring the playoffs largely take over the CBC TV prime time schedule.Each game has two 18-minute intermissions as per standard National Hockey League rules, which the show uses for interviews with players, documentaries and commentaries such as Don Cherry, a former coach now most famous for his loud rants and his louder clothing in a segment called "Coach's Corner". Each week sees at least two games, and sometimes as many as four, regionally divided, over the course of an evening. The Playoffs will usually see at least one game per day broadcast, until the team eliminations leading up to the Stanley Cup Finals start to thin the ranks.In addition, in the 1970s, cartoon segments, shared with NBC's Hockey Game of the Week, starring Peter Puck were shown to illustrate to newbies the basics of the game like its rules, equipment and officials. Decades later, the character was revived exclusively for the CBC.The show's long-running opening theme song, originally written in 1968, has been referred to as "Canada's second national anthem." Unfortunately, due to complicated legal issues, CBC lost the rights to the song in 2008 to rival network TSN. CBC ran a contest inviting the public to create a new theme tune and the winner was "Canadian Gold." Quoted, appropriately, in the intro to the Propagandhi song "Dear Coaches Corner", which criticizes the segment for thrusting conservative political commentary during a sports game.Starting the with the 2014-15 NHL season, HNIC will continue to be broadcast on CBC, but the broadcasts will be produced by Rogers Communications' Sportsnet arm, as a part of the NHL's new Canadian TV deal starting that season. Furthermore, former CBC talk show host and rock DJ, George Stroumboulopoulos will become the new host, replacing Ron MacLean—he will continue to do Coach's Corner with Don Cherry, but will switch to hosting City's new Sunday night "Hometown Hockey" game. The majority of HNIC's personalities and commentators have been hired by Rogers to continue their roles under the new regime.
— Foster Hewitt, when introducing the show (back before Newfoundland was part of Canada)
This show provides examples of:
- Butt Monkey:
- Pick any hockey team south of the Mason-Dixon line, and/or west of Missouri.
- Most French-Canadian hockey players and the Montreal Canadiens overall.
- Catch Phrase:
- Foster Hewitt's "He shoots...He scores!", since used by numerous other announcers.
- Foster Hewitt's opening line, quoted at the top of this page.
- Bob Cole's various uses of "Oh baby!"
- "Everything is happening" was used in the past.
- Deadpan Snarker:
- Ron Maclean
- Former colour analyst Harry Neale (now broadcasting for the Buffalo Sabres) is well known for his dry wit and puns. The contrast between him and Bob Cole's over-excited play-by-play was remarkably effective.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Accidentally invoked in a roundabout way by Don Cherry when he claimed that former junior coach Graham James, who had recently been convicted for molesting some of his young teenage players, ought to be "tarred and feathered." This led to protests from James, who claimed that Cherry's words put him in danger from his fellow inmates. Apparently Coach's Corner is really popular in Canadian prisons.
- Follow the Leader: There are so many (X) Night in (Location) snowclones (especially in the United States) that it's not even funny. Notable ones have included Baseball Night in America (used by the short-lived The Baseball Network and most recently Fox for primetime MLB games), Football Night in America (NBC's pre-game for Sunday Night Football) and more ridiculously, Election Night in America (CNN and the presidential election)
- Impossibly Cool Clothes. Don Cherry's wardrobe... just watch Coach's Corner and enjoy. When Don Cherry's tailor died, his obituary made the national news. You can see the highlights at the Don We Now Our Gay Apparel blog.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: Maclean. Lampshaded by Cherry on two occasions: first, in a radio ad for Quiznos subs where he says "even I need a break from the other guy and his puns" and a second time in an early 2007 game where Cherry curled his mouth and shook his head in disgust after a Maclean pun, a reaction funnier than the actual attempt at humour.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Don Cherry is an abrasive, obnoxious loudmouth. He's also a teddy bear underneath it all. Anyone who heard him speak at his wife Rose's funeral and still thinks he's a complete a-hole has no soul.
- Large Ham: Look at the photo above and take a wild guess.
- Live But Delayed: Coach's Corner because of comments made by Don Cherry about French Canadians. It's now on a seven-second delay "just in case".
- Long Runners: Nearly eighty years in all, with sixty on television.
- Manly Tears: Cherry, whenever a member of Canadian Armed Forces goes down in the line of duty. (He even says something like, "such a good-lookin' guy ...")
- Missing the Good Stuff: Game 5 of the 2014 Stanley Cup Final went down in Hockey Night history for a number of reasons. One, it saw the Los Angeles Kings win the Stanley Cup in double overtime. Two, it was the last ever game produced at CBC Sports. Three, CBC lost its feed promptly at 12:30 a.m. ET and right in the middle of the post-game celebration. Then, in case that wasn't bad enough, they also seemed to have a hard time getting NBC's feed to work while they tried to fix whatever transponder issue caused the signal to crash in the first place. Sure, it wasn't Friday the 13th anymore on the east coast, but it still was in Los Angeles.
- Mood Whiplash: Don Cherry could go from blasting a player for tactics he deems questionable, to good naturedly bickering with Ron Maclean, to announcing the death of a member of the Armed Forces (with his voice cracking with sincere, genuine heartbreak), all in the span of about 2 minutes.
- My Friends... and Zoidberg: In the opening sequence, "Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland..." At the time HNIC was first on the air, Newfoundland was still a British colony and not technically a part of Canada. The trope didn't apply until Newfoundland became a Canadian province.
- No Pronunciation Guide:
- In past shows, broadcasters had a hell of a time with Eastern European names.
- Historically, English Canadian announcers had a hard time with French Canadian player names.
- Don Cherry regularly mispronounces the names of Jacques Martin and Jean Sebastian Giguere, though this could be intentional. Becomes ridiculous with Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks, whose name Cherry pronounces as "Bieska" every single time he mentions him. And it's not intended as derogatory, because Cherry does it even when he's complimenting Bieksa. Cherry mentions some are intentional. Dustin Byfuglien, for example (pronounced buff-lin locally, pronounced bu-foog-lee-in by Cherry). He also pronounces Luongo as Lalongo for some reason.
- Bob Cole has trouble pronouncing everyone's name.
- Nice Hat: Don Cherry wears so many of these.
- Politically Incorrect Hero: Don Cherry's views on European hockey players, for starters.
- Real Men Wear Pink: Only Don Cherry, one of Canada's most macho men, could get away with wearing outfits that loud and not have his heterosexuality questioned.
- Theme Tune: "The Hockey Theme" was the iconic theme of Hockey Night for 40 years. Some viewers still haven't gotten over its disappearance from the broadcasts.
- Who Needs Overtime: In 1987 a game heading into overtime was pre-empted by CBC due to programming conflictsnote . Studio host Dave Hodge frustratingly told viewers, "That's the way things go today in sports and this network." Hodge was actually fired for this, paving the way for current host Ron MacLean. Discredited by the fact that, since then, CBC will never cut off overtime, ever. (It helps that there's seldom anything of interest on early Sunday mornings anyway; since then, they added the extended post-game show After Hours and an encore of the early game to pretty much ensure HNIC owned the entire night)