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Flavor of Love
There has to be something in
Television has had to choose between making gold or crap. They can pay top dollar to make shows like Mad Men and hope to cash in on DVD sales, or crank out dirt-cheap reality shows that can turn a profit even with tiny ratings. Or, they can say "fuck it" and make a show about dating Flavor Flav. Flavor of Love
(2006-2008) is a
"Celebreality" show. It centers around
Public Enemy Hype Man
Flavor Flav finding true love after his breakup with Brigitte Nielsen (
's ex-wife). 20 girls were to compete for his heart until only one remained. It didn't work out too well, resulting in not two, but three seasons, each with a new supply of girls.
The show is
So Bad, It's Good
, and goes
and right back to
. Largely because all of the girls — and Flav himself — are
Oh, and? The season 1 girls weren't told they'd be dating Flavor Flav,
until they'd already been cast.
Each contestant is given a nickname by Flav (he's admittedly not good with names) and is referred to by that nickname for as long as she remains
in the competition
on VH-1. The contestants compete for intimate dates with Flav by partaking in various challenges, ranging from silly to ridiculous. At the end of each episode, the show features a clock ceremony where contestants receive gold clocks to wear around their necks. Flav brings the few remaining women's parents on in the third or second to last episode. Finally, the season finale takes place in a tropical destination. The finalists and Flav spend the last two days at a luxurious resort preceding his final decision.
The whole mess was a
of the girls, and resulted in a number of spinoffs / clone shows, many of which feature a whole lot of contestants from previous shows. These shows include, but are
in no way
Flavor of Love
itself spun off from
, a spinoff of
The Surreal Life
, in turn based on
The Real World
you get the idea
In the end, Flav decided
not to go with his pick, but to marry the mother of his seventh child instead
. Well, at least we all had a good laugh, right?
This series provides examples of: Arch-Nemesis: New York and Pumkin. Krazy and Deelishis in the second season. Author Appeal: Flav likes reindeer. Then he nicknames one of the girls in Season 3 Prancer. The Baroness: Red Oyster. Ohhh boy. Red dress, whip, long black hair, serious look on her face... she was trying very hard to be the trope archetype. Battle Butler: Big Rick, jumping in between New York and Pumkin at the season 1 reunion show. Becoming the Mask: All of the girls start referring to themselves by their show nicknames, and become more crazy and obsessed with Flav each episode. Averted in Flavor Of Love Girls: Charm School, where the very first thing Mo'Nique did was to get rid of the girls' nicknames and tell them to become themselves again. Played Straight in Charm School 3 as everyone, including Ricki Lake, referred to the Flavor of Love girls by their nicknames. Berserk Button: Flav doesn't like his name misspelled. In the 3rd season, he eliminated a girl because of it. Better as Friends: Flav and Brigitte, Flav and Goldie, Flav and Hoopz. Beware the Nice Ones: Sweetie did not take her elimination well. At the reunion show, even Flav agrees that her elimination was a surprise. In her defense, the other choice was Hottie, who failed the challenge. (They had to cook chicken for his mother. While Sweetie had to overcome fear of chicken to complete the challenge, Hottie on the other hand placed the chicken in the microwave and set it on "chicken".) Cat Fight: Quite a few. Catch Phrase: "FLAVOR FLAAAV!!!" Clip Show: Usually ran before a season's finale. Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Wire. Also, Flav. Did You Just Have Sex?: Pumkin to Goldie. Subverted: it later turns out Goldie didn't sleep with Flav, realizing she only saw him as a friend. Disproportionate Retribution: Saaphyri attacks H-Town after she hits her with a bouquet of flowers. Justified Trope: In Charm School, it was revealed that Saaphyri was traumatized by having her furniture and possessions taken away after her father died. The Ditz: Many. Red Oyster accidentally revealed herself to be one when she didn't know the word "electrifying". Hottie can also count, due to attempting to microwave a chicken. Double Standard: Flav wants his girl to be only his, but she's got to understand that occasionally he wants to touch other girls. On the lips. Dreadful Musician: Krazy. The show lampshades this by having a glass-breaking effect when she sings. Et Tu, Deelishis?: Krazy gets this reaction when Deelishis turns on her later in the show. Even Jerks Have Standards: Despite her manipulative ways, New York was genuinely appalled and worried about Krazy's life when Buckeey almost pushed her off of the balcony. Everything Is Racist: Pumkin can't catch a break. Genre Savvy: Flav knows full well that some of the girls are only on the show for money or fame. So he has his intimidating viking woman ex hook them up to a lie detector. Gold Digger: Hottie. Granola Girl: Wire. Guilty Pleasure Half Truth: In Toasteee's defense, the videos she did in college are not technically porn. They're actually videos of her wearing nothing but a thong, strangling fully clothed men with her thighs. ... Or So I Heard. Hates Everyone Equally: New York. It's All About Me: From alot of people, including Flav himself. Jerkass: Bootz, Buckeey, and Deelishis. Let's not forget the self-proclaimed H.B.I.C.(Head Bitch in Charge in case you didn't know) New York. Kavorka Man: The picture says it all. Large Ham: Flav of course. Let Us Never Speak of This Again: No matter how many spinoff shows they appear in, none of the girls will ever admit to having been attracted to Flav. Apart from New York. Man Child: Guess who. Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Wire thinks she's this. Toasteee has shades of it as well, especially when she's drunk. Manipulative Bitch: New York, natch. The Mole: Red Oyster, who volunteered to spy for Flav. Also Eye'z, who wasn't really a competitor anyway. Non-Gameplay Elimination Not That There's Anything Wrong with That: New York assures us she has nothing against big girls, apart from hating them. Pumkin says she isn't prejudiced, she just can't understand black words. Only Known by Their Nickname Only Sane Woman: New York's mom, occasionally.
"I don't wanna be seen in public with a man that's forty-freakin'-six years old, wearing a freakin' clock that's not even running."
Goldie and Hoopz both stayed pretty sane as well, just having a lot of fun with Flav and not getting mixed up in house drama at all. Krazy fits this trope, despite being called out numerous times for being "fake." Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Buckwild.
Flav: Can I ask you a question? Where the fuck did your accent go? Overly Long Gag: By New York's mom, of all people:
"You didn't say marriage. I know you didn't say that. That's never gonna happen. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever, Tiffany. Ever. Ever. Ever, in a million years. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever."
Pretty Fly For A White Girl: Buckwild Pumkin eventually realizes she can't keep up with all of the "black words". She copes by... getting cornrows. Parallel Porn Titles: Flavor of Lust. The Reveal: Red Oyster is married, and going through a divorce. The Runner Up Takes It All: New York goes on to have two seasons of her own dating show, two other reality shows based on her, and a small appearance on a film. Running Gag: Every time Hottie blinks, a "ching" sound follows. VH-1 kept this up for every reality show she appeared in. Sassy Black Woman: Many of them. Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: Flav does this in Season Two to bring back New York on the show, even though she wasn't a contestant at the time, and again in Season Three to bring back Thing 2, after she was eliminated. Earlier in Season Three, he allows four girls selected by Saaphyri and Buckwild to enter the competition in Episode Seven. Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Payshintz and Buckwild quit due to not wanting to have to deal with Bootz and New York respectively. She's Back: New York in Season 2. She Cleans Up Nicely: Buckwild and Saaphyri in Charm School. Buckwild loses most of the accent and starts acting like a lady, and Saaphyri learns to control her anger and to verbally express herself. Sibling Team: Thing 1 and 2. In the clock cerimonies, Flav even puts a gold clock on both of their necks. Eventually he broke them up as two equal competitors. Sir Swears-a-Lot: Most of the girls, but especially New York. Smug Snake: Toasteee reveals herself to be one in . I Love Money Spin-Off: and I Love New York Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School. Spiteful Spit: The Infamous scene where after a heated argument, Pumkin spits on New York. Pumkin should be lucky New York only got to push her into a camera. Stalker with a Crush: New York. Stay in the Kitchen: Flav to Hottie. Extremely justified use of the trope. Ugly Guy, Hot Contestants Terrible Trio: Buckeey, Bootz, and Deelishis. Third-Person Person: Payshintz speaks this way occasionally in the second season by saying things like "Drama no good for Payshintz." Tomboy and Girly Girl: Hoopz' Tomboy to Pumkin's Girly Girl. The Unreveal: Hoopz' real name. It's Nikki, by the way. Victorious Loser: Despite losing two seasons in a row, New York ends up with the last laugh when it comes to success. See The Runner Up Takes It All. We Hardly Knew Ye: Most of the girls who were eliminated in the first couple of episodes. Who Names Their Kid "Buckwild": Lampshaded in the 3rd episoe of the second season when a woman says "Your mom didn't name you that, didn't she? Why Did It Have To Be Horses: New York. She was afraid of riding a horse in one episode of Season 2. Xtreme Kool Letterz You Look Familiar: Pumkin, who has been noted on being on different Reality TV shows. Flav caught Hottie on reality TV one morning, thought it was hilarious, called all the other girls up to his bedroom to come watch the show and promptly eliminated her for being a lying Gold Digger.