"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"
"Keepin' it thorough. :)"
"Padatyu gibisīn ego."
Here's the short version
. Present Time
True Art is not this. This is not art
This m̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶ trope
is not for you
Today Is A Good Day To Die
True aŗт ιş ɐ τύпά. Ťɹυε ąŗŧ ǐs a tuba. True art slept wit
h your sister and is having her babies.
. Just in case you hadn't figured it out
, True Art doesn't make a lot of sense
. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. This nebulous quality has never been hammered down by anyone, except perhaps to sneeringly look down on popular works they don't like as not being "true art."
The quest to attain this status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.
True Art can be any of these things:
See also It's Popular, Now It Sucks
(aka. True Art Is Not Popular), Public Medium Ignorance
, No True Scotsman
, and Unacceptable Targets
True Art can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things:
I am your subconscious
. Feathers are arrows
7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP
Guess What I Did Last Night?
True Art is not this. This is not art
This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places. True Art Is Angsty
, True Art Is Incomprehensible
, and True Art Is Ancient
have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;
No es rakoon, es castor$%^!
under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke
. The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train
Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp
True Art Is Green.
There is no spoiler here
Have you ever phoned a police box? You shouldn't. Police boxes might not actually have an operational phone, and it's annoying when it rings all the time. Who needs phones, anyway?
Skip this sentence.
Read the last sentence.
The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a bubblegum.
9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
? No, The Heaven
? THEY'RE COMING
. The squirrels
La trahison des images? Ceci n'
est pas l'art
It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream
The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablishI'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOU
mentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.
Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo
Seven airplanes are allergic to bulletproof coffins
are here. This Troper's Allah.
Sir quality ate a big rod of red dragon castle.
The incubus of humanity is Girdlescklerd
The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...
* bong* Start again
The following sentence is true
The preceding sentence was false
This sentence is also false
In S Trum En Ta L Ity
- My friends and I have shown in this metaphor. They are spoken. It is not my part ... of hazardous waste chemicals
cotton, so soft like sheep
A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.
Take this brother, may it serve you well
Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?
This isn't true art. This art is popular. It sucks!
Addendum negative-six (-6) :
True Art is not an SCP
, by order of 05-█