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"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"
"Keepin' it thorough. :)"
"Padatyu gibisīn ego."
Here's the short version
True Art is not this.
This is not art
not for you
Today Is A Good Day To Die
True aŗт ιş ɐ τύпά. Ťɹυε ąŗŧ ǐ
s a tuba. True art slept wit
h your sister and is having her babies.
Just in case you hadn't figured it out
, True Art
doesn't make a lot of sense
. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. This nebulous quality has never been hammered down by anyone, except perhaps to
sneeringly look down on popular works they don't like as not being "true art."
The quest to attain this status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.
True Art can be any of these things:
It's Popular, Now It Sucks
(aka. True Art Is Not Popular),
Public Medium Ignorance
No True Scotsman
True Art can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things:
I am your subconscious
Feathers are arrows
7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A
Guess What I Did Last Night?
True Art is not this.
This is not art
This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places.
True Art Is Angsty
True Art Is Incomprehensible
True Art Is Ancient
have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;
No es rakoon, es castor$%^!
under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke
The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train
Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp
True Art Is Green.
There is no spoiler here
Have you ever phoned a police box? You shouldn't. Police boxes might not actually have an operational phone, and it's annoying when it rings all the time. Who needs phones, anyway?
I ate my friends.
I ate my friends' socks.
Now I'm choking on socks.
Now I'm in hell.
I ate my socks again.
Now I'm in socks.
My socks are in socks.
The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a bubblegum.
9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllVES!
? No, The
La trahison des images? Ceci n
It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream
BEHIND YOU I am dwarf.
Dwarf in White. Dwarf in very, very white.
The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablish
I'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOU
mentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.
Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo
The following statement is true.
Skip this sentence.
The preceding statement was false.
Seven airplanes are allergic to bulletproof coffins
are here. This Troper's
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cotton, so soft like sheep
My friends and I have shown in this metaphor. They are spoken. It is not my part ... of hazardous waste chemicals
Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?
A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.
The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of
Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...
If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
YES NO Yes No. Yes No. YesNo YesNo yesno yesno yesno
We've got to do somthing about the ded cat on da flrrr1111
* bong* Start again
Addendum negative-six (-6) :
True Art is not an
, by order of 05-█
Picture In Shrek's House France Surrender Kittens
Asshole Rich Boy
Zen state of Mind
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the wind blows.