Self Demonstrating: Sonic For Hire

Pretty much fucking awesome.

Hello internet, Sonic here. Seems that I've had some wacky adventures going on, even if I'm around that stupid fox Tails, that fat fucker Eggman, and that weird worm Jim. I also seem to enjoy that weird looking daughter of mine, Soniqua ... even if I boned that ugly mutant brain monster. I also think that Thunderhead is a dumbass and Kirby is a psychopath.

Tropes that Describe Me: