Hello internet, Sonic here. Seems that I've had some wacky adventures going on, even if I'm around that stupid fox Tails, that fat fucker Eggman, and that weird worm Jim. I also seem to enjoy that weird looking daughter of mine, Soniqua ... even if I boned that ugly mutant brain monster. I also think that Thunderhead is a dumbass and Kirby is a psychopath.
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