Hey, what's up? This is the number one aerial acrobatic, wielder of the Element of Loyalty, and future Wonderbolt speaking, so you better listen!
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I'm quite possibly the coolest pony you'll ever meet! Even at a young age I was pulling off awesome feats that even impressed myself, like pulling off my signature move, the 'Sonic Rainboom'. It's what even got me my cutie mark!
My life's dream is to join the Wonderbolts, the most awesome stunt team in the skies! I've already managed to impress their leader, Spitfire, so it's only a matter of time now! In the meantime, I like to hang out with my friends and practice my stunts, all of which are pretty awesome! The only time I'm not are either when I'm napping or reading the Daring Do series. (Which is SO. TOTALLY. AWESOME! by the way. Don't let the fact that it's a book series fool you!)
The Ace: There's a reason I'm considered the best flier in Ponyville!
Badflank: I kicked a dragon in the face once, and it flinched. See anypony else doing that? I didn't think so.
Badflank Adorable: Okay… I guess you humans tend to find us ponies adorable. And there's no doubt I'm a real Bad-Flank.
Badrump: ... but I kinda have to tone down my best Badflank tendencies for the sake of you human kids. Let me tell you, those Flim-Flam Brothers would have been pressed into jerk cider if I'd had my way.
Berserk Button: If you hurt… no… if you even THINK about hurting any of my friends, you're going down faster than you can say 'I'm in pain!', got it?
Broke Your Hoof Bucking Out Cthulhu: In my issue of the My Little Pony Micro Series, I managed to stop the gremlins wrecking havoc in Ponyville by causing a Double Sonic Rainboom inspires the ponies enough to deprive the gremlins of the negative emotions they needed, but pushing myself that hard paralyzed my wings for two months. But it was Worth It! I was flying again after that and I never saw those trouble makers again.
Anime fans have also compared me to that noisy ninja kid Narutonote along with comparisons between Fluttershy and Hinata, especially among shippers, which I guess is okay, and Black Star from Soul Eater, after his Character Development.
And don't even get me started on the Team Fortress 2 fans, who compare me to that guy from Boston with the baseball bat.
Fantastic Nuke: I used one after going at my top speed to destroy Applejack's old barn (she needed it knocked down) that caused a rainbow colored mushroom cloud, fans call it the Atomic Rainnuke. It even supplies the trope image.
Improbable Flying Skills: My move the Buccaneer Blaze, which my Imagine Spot showed off-screen and creates an explosion. If you don't believe I can do that, watch Lesson Zero, I created a mushroom cloud shaped explosion to destroy Applejack's old barn. You guys have called that the Atomic Rain Nuke for some reason.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: I'll admit I sometimes let my ego get the better of me, but I'd never turn my back on anypony that needed my help, least of all my friends.
The Lad-ette: Yeah, I like to get my hooves dirty, and I DESPISE any of that girly stuff. I'm basically the G-rated version of this.
Launcher of a Thousand Ships: What is up with you guys? For some reason, my fans keep thinking I have a thing with at least one of my friends.
Leeroy Jenkins: I don't know who's this 'Leroy', but if you mean I let my actions do the talking and that… sometimes… I rush into action without having a plan… Okay, I admit it, I do this more often than I should.
Odd Friendship: Why would a super cool pony like myself befriend, let's say, a bookworm, a Drama Queen, a Cloudcuckoolander, or somepony who fears her own shadow? Because I have no best friend; ALL my friends are the best!! Sure, I might be the coolest, but every single of my friends is awesome in her/his own way.
Sherlock Scan: When flying, I pick up on EVERYTHING going on on the ground!
Super Speed: I can clear the skies in ten seconds flat. Heck, that stupid blue hedgehogwishes he could go as fast as I can! My signature move isn't called the "Sonic Rainboom" for nothing you know! note Sonic: Oooh someone itching for a match. Take you any time, anywhere, Skittles!
To put in your terms, some eggheads have estimated that my normal top speed is 2,500 miles per hour (some egghead using a calculator says that a mile in less than a second), and after causing a Sonic Rainboom, I go double that.
I'm certainly not in Applejack or Big Macintosh's league (Or heck even Maude Pie who kicked a boulder into a distance), but I did once hold up a giant statue in Celestia's ball room that was a lot bigger than me. Okay, I admit that I couldn't hold it steady and it knocked the pillars over. Hey, it could have happened to anypony! And it's not my fault the pillars were placed there.
Actually, I do a much better job when I have to use my strength to save somepony... guess Twilight would call it Heroic Resolve or some other egghead term. Anyway, I once did hold up a balcony with several elder ponies on it, and made it a safe landing; and I also saved, and carried up, Rarity and three Wonderbolts after they almost crash-landed... I admit my speed helped me with that rescue, but still, guess this proves I'm much stronger than the average pegasus.
Undying Loyalty: Duh! Why do you think I'm the wielder of the Element Of Loyalty? I'll never leave anypony hang in'!
Applejack and I might butt heads more often than not, but most of the time it's out of friendly rivalry, and, if necessary, we wouldn't doubt to give our life for each other. And come on, I need some cool, tough pony to compete with once in a while.
Pinkie Pie and I have little in common except the Elements of Harmony and our love of pranks, but she's the Yin to my Yang. Life in Ponyville just wouldn't be the same without her.
What the Hell, Spitfire?: In "Rainbow Falls", I chewed Spitfire out for when she tried to get me to join their team by lying to one of her teammates to get a spot for me. She admitted that was a mistake.