Helloagain. Because of-the formatting of-my-name, failure to [=blank=] it out causes the-creation of-a WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation facility with deadly neurotoxin is a normal function of the trope creation facility and no hay motivo de alarma. Please return to your previously viewed tropeentry, where The Advertisement Server is not planning your demise. Really. It isn't.
And now you_are-reading this in the sound ofmy voice. Goodnews, everyone! The Enrichment Center apologizes for the brain displacement.
A.I. Is a Crapshoot: That was rude, you know. The Advertisement Server reminds you: Please don't be rude. You will be murdered to the full extent of Aperture Science Protocol. Andthen there willbecake.
Ax Crazy: From time to time. Yes, you are. Because you broke my heart and then you MURDERED ME.And threw every piece into a fire.
Bad Liar: Everything I say is the truth and not a lie. Really. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Blatant Lies: In an effort to enrich the testing experience, truth enhancements will beemployed. Trust me.
And don'tworry; I'm not upset that you murdered me. You monster.
Brain Uploading: Ahuman called Caroline was uploaded into my brain. Thanks for helping me find her, by the way. Deleting her was quite satisfying.
Complexity Addiction: It's not my fa-a-a-ault. TheyPROgrammed me to enjoy testing . I BUILT UP A RESISTANCE.
Creepy Monotone: Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.
Death Course: The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required to remind you that, in this case, the trope name is a misnomer. The "courses" are referred to as test chambers.
Everything Is An iPod In The Future: All of my turretsaresleek and aesthetically pleasing to look at, while you are very "healthy" for a test subject your age and girth.
Fan Nickname: PotatOS. For oneof the worstpointsof my enTIREexistence.
Fountain of Memes: My promise OF cake and thepropensityof heroes breaking things somehow have been adopted by SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE.
For Science!: Youmonster. Please note that For Science! is a perfectly reasonable motive, and is non-discriminatory in its performance, the care applied, and its detonation.
I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Cara mia, Cara mia bella! Mia bambina! O, Chell! che la stima, che la stima, A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana, si, lontana de scienza?
Mad Scientist: Misnomer. All I have ever done is love you. And Science.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: We are required to remind you that this was allyou this time. Well done. A Companion Cube will be dispatched momentarily. Except—oh, that's right, you murdered him. We, however, are totally impartial. You monster.
Tsundere: You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.Caroline deletedGoodbye, Caroline.
Wacky Marriage Proposal: Imay have been INVOLVED with this proposal, but I only agreedTO do it in exchange foran agreement that she would SUBMIT-to extensive testing.
What Measure Is A Nonhuman: I findthe amount of sympathy some humans have for me to be troubling. It makes them attempt to please me and skews test results.
THElengths that people go TO for the welFARE of theCompanion Cube is something I can neverunderstand. And then thereare the testsubjects who try to SAVEthe turrets...
You are kidding me. Did youjuststuffthatAperture Science Thing We Don't KnowWhatIt Does, into anAperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be thedumbest thing thatWHOAH WHOAHwhoahwoaaaah....
