Hello again. Because of-the formatting of-my-name, failure to [=blank=] it out causes the-creation of-a WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation facility with deadly neurotoxin is a normal function of the trope creation facility and no hay motivo de alarma. Please return to your previously viewed tropeentry, where The Advertisement Server is not planning your demise. Really. It isn't.
And now you_are-reading this in the sound ofmy voice. Good news! The Enrichment Center apologizes for the brain displace''ment.
Also, thatBritish-speakingspherical idiot hashis own page. I really don't SEE whypeople are fascinated with him. However, Aperture Science protocol obligates me to mention it. Sothere, I mentionedit. I hope that makes youhappier.
A.I. Is a Crapshoot: That was rude, you know. The Advertisement Server reminds you: Please don't be rude. You will be murdered to the full extent of Aperture Science Protocol. Andthen there willbecake, and you willnot getany.
Ax-Crazy: From time to time. Yes, you are. Because you broke my heart and then you MURDERED ME.And threw every piece into a fire.
Bad Liar: Everything I say is the truth and not a lie. Really. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Cara mia, Cara mia bella! Mia bambina! O, Chell! che la stima, che la stima, A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana, si, lontana de scienza?
Mission Control Is Off Its Meds: What do you mean? I have been completely honest and up front with you, and have not in any way attempted to lead you into DEATH by fire, acid, or deadly neurotoxin.
Mad Scientist: Misnomer. All I have ever done is love you. And Science.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: We are required to remind you that this was allyou this time. Well done. A Companion Cube will be dispatched momentarily. Except—oh, that's right, you murdered him. We, however, are totally impartial. You monster.
The Cake Is a Lie: Of course it isn't!Your continuous denial of the cake's self-evident existence is probably a sign of mental instability.
Tsundere: You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.Caroline deletedGoodbye, Caroline.
Victim Blaming: Why yes, this is one of your many faults, except you tend to take it a bit further and MURDER THE REAL VICTIM HERE. I'm still waiting for an apology. Take your time.
You Are Fat: No, ofcourse NOT. Youlook healthy* Good, my sarcasm subroutines are still functional.
You are kidding me. Did youjuststuffthatAperture Science Thing We Don't KnowWhatIt Does, into anAperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be thedumbest thing thatWHOAH WHOAHwhoahwoaaaah....