- (Knives Chau: 17 years old.)
- Should we be letting her drink beer?
- Slightly less prevalent: "Jason? You mean the guy with a car?"
- Moral high ground.
- Nah, Scott's just a pussy.
- In volume 6: CASUAL SEX
- August 27th is not Scott's birthday.
- Scott can't remember who anyone is that he doesn't already know. Including his own brother.
- "I don't have to answer that."
- The memory cams in Volume 6.
Running Gag / Scott Pilgrim
Scott Pilgrim contains numerous Running Gags. A few token examples: