Created on NationStates by a sick twisted Bollywood Nerd.Can be found here.A few billion years ago, the Universe was created. Don't ask how, nobody knows, though people tend to agree this was a bad move.On an insignificant little blue planet in the Milky Way, creatures evolved. First came the bacteria, then came the amphibians, then the reptiles, then the birds, then the mammals and then the Indian narrator who probably got quite a few things wrong in this sentence. But what also evolved were vampires, demons, werewolves, fairies, Gods, etc.First were the Egyptian Gods, and shortly after them were the Hindu Gods. They got along affably enough, and ruled the Earth together. Then came the Greeks, Aesir, Aztecs, Shinto and Abrahamics, along others. They lived under the rule of the Hindus and Egyptians, who kept the Earth from being destroyed by their constant warring.Then the True Fae revealed themselves. Nobody was quite sure where they came from- another planet? Another dimension? Another galaxy? But they showed their intents to take over Earth, and Earth allied to defeat them. The Egyptian Gods were completely destroyed in this struggle. After centuries of warfare, the True Fae were chased away.In the aftermath of the battle, all the Pantheons and supernatural beings were severely weakened. The supernatural council got together, got wasted, debated on whether the rumors of Loki screwing Aphrodite were true, and then they ultimately made the decision to leave Earth, due to the fact they were too weak at the moment, and those dirty hairless apes living there were getting stronger and more advanced every day.So with some exceptions, supernatural creatures left Earth for the Celestial planes or their own universes. But nowadays the supernatural is wondering why the hell they left, and are considering returning to Earth. And some humans, aware of the supernatural, are also aware that they might want to return. They're also aware some places on Earth are more magical than others.This is where the title of the rp, Elfen High, comes into play. Somewhere in Britain, there is a highly magical hotspot. A few decades ago, a boarding school was built over it. As a defense, many teachers here aren't what they appear, and are usually trained mages. The school has even become a place where highly intelligent, or students with high magical potential, can be protected.But magical creatures, though they officially aren't supposed to go to Earth, they often make visits here because they love the sheer magic of it. They often come here, especially now, since the supernatural is really considering taking back what's theirs...
Arab Israeli Conflict: Basically the description of the conflicts between the angels and demons. Palestine is featured, in the form of Heavengate, an angel-occupied piece of land in Hell.
Archangel Gabriel: He appears. Is gay lovers with Michael, and currently kidnapped and missing.
He's been found, he isn't an archangel, and he's a furry.
And now he's dead.
Ass Shove: While regaling a fellow demon about his days at boot camp, Laz rather calmly details a story that began with two smart alack recruits, and ended with one of those recruits being, in Laz's words "Violently sodomized" with the others spine.
Berserk Button: For Christ's sake, DO NOT TOUCH LEWIS'S BANJO!
Don't insinuate that Laz has gotten where he is, because of luck. He does NOT take it well.
Beware the Nice Ones: Timothy Horn, Star Wars nerd and closest to Fun Personified so far, is NOT someone to bully or embarrass, particularly in front of the cute girl he's trying to hook up with. Just ask D.
Deal with the Devil: A variant, James cuts a deal with Death where he can return to life, on the condition that he not be an idiot, and that 12 years later he will die permanently. James accepts.
Lewis is to a certain extent as well, though he is less physically strong as he is skilled with his Weaponof Choice, the cudgel.
Expy: Calliel IS Castiel. Raphael and Uriel look like their Supernatural counterparts, but have different personalities.
Extreme Omnivore: Lazrian has eaten everything from regular food, to a yo-yo, his lunch tray, and a fork.
Eyepatch of Power: Lazrian bears one after losing his right eye during arc 1.
So does Calliel.
Eye Scream: Calliel and Lazrian both lose an eye in Arc 1. Calliel's left eye gets shot and then exploded with an arrow by The Archer, then before he could heal it James Callahan punched the empty socket with a flaming hand, cauterizing it and preventing Calliel from regenerating. Lazrian loses his right eye sometime during the melee in Islamabad. No other details are given.
Fallen Angel: Many, Lilith, Black and White and Metatron.
Face Palm: Pretty much anyone's usual reaction when Laz says something stupid.
One of these ends up saving lives, when Lazrian saying something stupid elicited a facepalm from James, which broke him out of his terror-induced coma and allowed him to help finish off Arc 2 Big Bad Morgan Le Fay once and for all.
Fantastic Racism: A lot between humans and supernatural as of the second arc, when they learned of each other's existence. Before that, angels, demons and other supernatural beings looked down on humans, and angels and demons hated each other.
Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Lazrian (9 and half feet tall in his true form) and his wife Sayuri, a succubus.(Tall as an average human)
Hypocritical Humor: Lewis is often demonstrated to be a complete moron. When he starts gunning people down during the Siege, he screams how much he hates stupid people and takes out his rage on a particularly dumb looking target.
It Got Worse: The trip to Gods Curse in arc 3. Laz loses a hand, and Crowley is killed.
Interspecies Romance: James and Malakh, D and Ellen, and the parents of any Demigod.
Loads and Loads of Characters: "When I lose track of characters, it's time to add Loads and Loads of Characters to the TV Tropes page." - Nightkill.
Jerkass: Crowley, in Arc 3. Damien Seward. Raphael. It's frankly easier to list character who don't fit this definition.
Jumped at the Call: Most human characters who are aware of their powers, but exemplified by Timothy Horn in Arc 2.
Killed Off for Real: Azazel, Uriel, and the Angel Jeremiah. Also essentially Michael and Gabriel, although they were reincarnated. Human characters (unless they've died before, like Damien) get one extra life in Hell, but can't return to Earth unless they possess a body.
No Ending: Was shut down during arc 3, with no definite conclusion.
Oh Crap: Laz's reaction when his extremely angry wife shows up at his door to kick his ass.
The reaction of absolutely everybody when Big Bad Morgan Le Fey reveals she's a True Fae. Taken to extreme levels with practically all of the humans save Timothy due to being in a coma freeze in absolute instinctive TERROR.
Out of Focus: Most characters in the first arc. The second arc is much better on this.
Our Angels Are Different: For one, they tend to be dicks, and Heaven is an oppressive theocracy ruled by Uriel.
They're huge dicks.
And endangered. There's only 220 million of them left after Heaven was destroyed by a black hole.
Magitech: Timothy Horn's lightsabers are a combination of magic and technology.
Mood Whiplash: Both in-story and outside it: James Callahan has just been resurrected by Malakh, KO'd Uriel and Azazel with a single stream of fire each, and given both (though mainly Uriel) a massive "The Reason You Suck" Speech. He then turns to his boyfriend Malakh and tells him they can leave. Malakh then reveals that he can't, he lost all his powers resurrecting James.
Not so Different: Through out the third arc, Timothy called Crowley an amoral dick which he had become since Damien's death and botched resurrection. During the Siege, Timothy started a fight with Laz. This lead to a nice little moment when Crowley got to laugh a bit and call Timothy out on his hypocrisy.
Single Stroke Battle: James vs Uriel/James vs Azazel. Yes, in the exact same fight.
They were more surprised that a mere monkey would stand up to them.
The Siege: At the beginning of Arc 3, Pure Earth, a bunch of supernatural-hating extremists, manipulate James through his brother. His brother, Scott, ends up being one of them and they invade the school.
To Hell and Back: Damien, James, Calliel and Malakh do this in the first arc. In the second arc, humans have built colonies in Hell.
In Arc 3, the group travels to "Zeus's backside", a region more dangerous than all of regular Hell, to save Raphael.
He dies again in the 3rd Arc, during the siege of Elfen High.
The Devil: Currently MIA, and Azazel rules in his absence.
Following Azazel being Killed Off for Real, Hell is now segmented into various warlord lands and Heavensgate.
The Fun in Funeral: Crowley and Laz make Damien's funeral a funny affair, with Crowley getting trashed, and saying he was a good lap dancer, and Laz taking an example from hip hop videos, and pouring something on the ground in remembrance.
The Nick Namer: Lazrian, being too dumb to remember anyone's name, usually refers to them by whatever he first notices about them. Damien seems to the exception for some reason.
Seems to have been dropped as of arc 3, as he calls people by their proper names.
The Nose Knows: One of Laz's less used powers, is his superb sense of smell.
Trapped in the Past: During the vampire attack in arc 2, Elfen High and everyone in it were transported back to a Schizo Tech version of Camelot, circa 1386.
Troll: D, towards Timothy and Anna's relationship. Every chance he gets, he finds some way to interfere with them. He really doesn't notice though, Timothy is just uptight and what not.
James in Arc 1 got killed-killed by Uriel. Malakh brought him back to life at the cost of his own powers, and also gave James the boost necessary to kick both Uriel and Azazel's asses with one hit.
After leaving his body to combat Metatron inside the mind of a female student who turned out to be working with the bad guys all along, James loses the fragment of Metatron that, it turned out, was keeping him alive. His soul disintegrated en-route to James' body, with no time for him to possess Malakh or anyone else. He made a deal with Death to come back.]]
A few billion years ago, the Universe was created. Don't ask how, nobody knows, though people tend to agree this was a bad move.On an insignificant little blue planet in the Milky Way, creatures evolved. First came the bacteria, then came the amphibians, then the reptiles, then the birds, then the mammals and then the Indian narrator who probably got quite a few things wrong in this sentence. But what also evolved were vampires, demons, werewolves, fairies, Gods, etc.First were the Egyptian Gods, and shortly after them were the Hindu Gods. They got along affably enough, and ruled the Earth together. Then came the Greeks, Aesir, Aztecs, Shinto and Abrahamics, along others. They lived under the rule of the Hindus and Egyptians, who kept the Earth from being destroyed by their constant warring.Then the True Fae revealed themselves. Nobody was quite sure where they came from- another planet? Another dimension? Another galaxy? But they showed their intents to take over Earth, and Earth allied to defeat them. The Egyptian Gods were completely destroyed in this struggle. After centuries of warfare, the True Fae were chased away.In the aftermath of the battle, all the Pantheons and supernatural beings were severely weakened. The supernatural council got together, got wasted, debated on whether the rumors of Loki screwing Aphrodite were true, and then they ultimately made the decision to leave Earth, due to the fact they were too weak at the moment, and those dirty hairless apes living there were getting stronger and more advanced every day.So with some exceptions, supernatural creatures left Earth for the Celestial planes or their own universes. But nowadays the supernatural is wondering why the hell they left, and are considering returning to Earth. And some humans, aware of the supernatural, are also aware that they might want to return. They're also aware some places on Earth are more magical than others.This is where the title of the rp, Elfen High, comes into play. Somewhere in Britain, there is a highly magical hotspot. A few decades ago, a boarding school was built over it. As a defense, many teachers here aren't what they appear, and are usually trained mages. The school has even become a place where highly intelligent, or students with high magical potential, can be protected.But magical creatures, though they officially aren't supposed to go to Earth, they often make visits here because they love the sheer magic of it. They often come here, especially now, since the supernatural is really considering taking back what's theirs...
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