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The Crestfall Campaign
The Seal of Viriden
So during the off season of school a few members of
and a few other guys play a game on the side over skype. The plot is fairly typical of an adventure game. The party is a group of gifted individuals who have been conscripted to recover a magical artifact before a crazed villain and his sinister force can. Of course the plot does thicken from there.
The players have also began to branch out to a game run by Johann's player called
, as well as Thanatos' player's psionic campaign, and Gunter's player's prequel campaign.
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The Original Team
A precocious young sorcerer who was caught stealing from the Emperor's Palace. He was forced to join the team in lieu of jail time, and is looking to expand his abilities.
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Badass Long Robe: He looted it off of Howl Berserk Button: Mentioning Latros' potential demise. A Boy and His Bat Child Mage: Started casting spells at a very young age. Coming of Age Story: Albeit a weird one but it works. Determinator: If you threaten his brother. Familiar: A bat named Union (pronounced Onion) Innocent Prodigy: At the beginning but as the story progressed it has resulted in some degree of Innocence Lost Kid Hero: Sora is seventeen years old, not a child but by far the youngest member of the team. Only One Name Only Known by Their Nickname: The Dude's actual name is Yono Il Zon. Only Sane Man: Sometimes.
DM "The frescoes seem to show the same picture with slight differences. You the Asylum, first standing proud, then catching fire, blazing down, and then lying in ashes. The frescoes lead you to a grand door. It is locked."
Johann's Player "Alright, I tell everyone to get back, I'm going to burn the door down!"
Sora's Player "Wait, you're going to set the Asylum, that we just saw burn down, on fire?" Power Glows: He has a violet aura whenever he casts a spell. Projectile Spell: His fireburst spell works this way. Simple Staff Squishy Wizard: Mostly averted due to his eighteen constitution. Street Urchin: Sorta, he was definitely a street thief with his brother, but they did have there own house, run down though it was. Team Killer: Though it's at least somewhat justified because of extenuating circumstances and that Johann was getting pretty evil. Teen Genius: At 17, he can cast spells almost to the same proficiency as Bibidel, who's been a wizard for more than 60 years.
Johann Von Krieger
"Oh you vant to play guns?"
A genius from the faraway land of Tyrol. Completely amoral and business forward. He's an inventor with a love of science first and money second. Eventually was killed in he Devil's Depth Dungeon in Rimosus.
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Alchemy Is Magic: Johann is skilled in the area. All There in the Manual: Johann has at least two separate past lives ready for use in prequel games... Aristocrats Are Evil: Johann could easily become this given a decent motivation. Badass Normal Berserk Button: Johann hates his own people abused. Blood Knight: Dont take Johann's gun. He will charge you. Blue Blood Combat Pragmatist The Engineer The Exile: Done twice. Expy: A mix of Cave Johnson and Colonel Klink Failed a Spot Check: Hasn't made one yet. Famous Last Words: " At least I'm not having brother issues" cut to Sora blasting him with six magic missiles. Fingore: Johann lost his right index finger to a grenade, and his left ring finger to, of all ironies, a mechanical ring. He eventually got the right one back Can anybody else sense a hidden blade coming up? Gadgeteer Genius Planned Items include, but are not limited to mechanical limbs, a grenade launcher, an airship, and a steam powered gatling gun. Gratuitous German Heel Face Door Slam Herr Doktor: The scientific kind. Impoverished Patrician: Johann ran away from his manor in order to make a name for himself. Insufferable Genius Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Johann cares about his party and his countrymen. Kick the Dog: Pulls a gun a Peter Hinderliter, possibly the most tortured person in the game. Killed Off for Real Mad Scientist Megaton Punch: Thanks to his Glove of Blowtorch, 3d6 to enemy and 1d6 to self once a day (I think.) Pet the Dog: Takes a moment to console Fr. Emmit after they find his brother dead from the Pox. Pride Pyro Maniac: If Johann doesn't have his revolver, he has his trusty Alchemist's Fire. He also invented a firespout, which started as an elaborate clock. Renaissance Man Self-Made Man: Johann seems to have done pretty well from starting off as a clockmaker. Well when you make clocks that shoot flames... He was first born rich, then left the money to make a name for himself. He did. Trigger Happy Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Johann has pretty intense arachnophobia, though it's understandable given the circumstances. Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him?: He kinda does.
"Wait that's the guy who scarred me? I STAB HIM IN THE FACE!"
The archetypal greedy rogue. She's self interested and self serving. Surprisingly she doesn't get along with Johann. Played by Darla from Doom.
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"You make your spot check: You see that the approaching riders bare with them the green and gold flag of Tyrol."
"Hey guys, those knights are lookin' pretty Tyrolian"
An exalted monk who has taken a vow of poverty. His touch is deadly to men with evil in their hearts. Played by Sinfjotle from Doom.
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"(Mumbled incomprehensible gibberish)"
A Crazed Barbarian and "Spanish Gary Busey" He wields a scythe named 'Diablo del Acero'
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A Bard if unknown origin. He was found in the Peregrine Chasm enveloped in shadows, He brandishes a ukulele embosses with these golden letters: W-I-K-S-T-A-R
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"I'm not exactly what you'd call human"
Something that was released from a mirror deep in the Peregrine Chasm. He wasn't too warmly welcomed into the party, though that might be do his "Sadistic Clown" personality. He seems a bit like Kefka from
Final Fantasy VI
though this is unintentional.
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A Merc hired by the Tyrolion government. He's proven to be quite a tank against Howl and his pack. The extent of his psychic powers have yet to be fully seen.
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A childhood rival of Johann, he matches him in terms of genius and annoyance.
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A longtime knight of the Rimoshan kingdom. He was added to the party by King Anton to help aid in the invesitagtion of his missing Rimoshan subjects.
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This game contains examples of: Acceptable Breaks from Reality: Sometimes.
Bobbie's Character "Why would an Asylum need a Butler?"
DM "Well...shut up! It just does." Acrofatic: James Manymoore, a Blackreef Privateer Action Girl: Bobbie Nox and to a lesser extent Ira. Alchemy Is Magic: Richardo is not a fan. Performed in the mystical sense by Sora and the more scientific sense by Johann All There in the Manual: Any of the history of the world. Alliterative Name: A lot of the setting names. The Faex Fossa The Devil's Depth Dungeon The Malleus Malificarum Ancient Artifact: Each of the old gods have one. Metzinger has the Hammer of the All-Forge Agrippina has the Golden Vesture And I Must Scream: Those who die in the Peregrine Chasm Annoying Arrows: The Monazon's Lowbows tend to only deal one damage. Aristocrats Are Evil: Lord Lucius Luridon, may not be evil but is certainly a prick. Art Major Biology: Sometimes averted. There are rules for tetanus. Typically played straight in the flavor texts though. The Artifact: Since the game was first designed as a Solo campaign starring Sora there are quite a few NPCs that could qualify for this. The most well known would probably be Latros or Bibidel. Artifact Collection Agency: The Purpose of the squad. Author Appeal: There is a Sword Archon among the villains. Spiders seem to recurring foe as well. Back from the Dead: Bobbie's soul was able to claw her way back into her body Back-to-Back Badasses: Doffe and Raedarius during the fight against the Faex Fossa Cultists. Badass Crew: The team itself. Johann, Sora, Bobbie, Doffe, Richardo, Wikstar, Charade, and Emmit have each proven to be quite badass in their own right. Badass In Charge: Captian Raedarius Johann too, if he's considered the leader of the party. Badass Grandpa: Bibidel qualifies. Barbarian Hero: Richardo Bare-Fisted Monk: Doffe, though his bare fists are pretty powerful. As well as Debet Rakeem and most of the Monazon The Baroness: shades of this can be seen in Queen Gertrude. Battle Butler: Moniz acted like this towards Mezmer. Beard of Evil: Bränd Beneath the Earth: The Netted Archive and the Peregrine Chasm Big Guy, Little Guy: Richardo and Johann. Blind Without 'Em: Sorta, it's not so much a single character and glasses, it's the entire party and Bobbie. The rest of the team really should put a few ranks in spot. Bloodier and Gorier: Not quite to the point of Gorn but the DM of Crestfall describes combat much more viscerally then the DM of Elemental Doom or Dreadnaught Arcana. This isn't just for combat, the DM tends to verge into Scenery Porn as well. Blue Blood: Lord Luridon Body Horror: The You see this monsters bursting from Monazon corpses. Whatever the hell Professor Mezmer was. Brains and Brawn: Johann and Richardo At their entry Gunter and Thanatos A villainous example with Mezmer and Moniz Buffy Speak: The DM can be pretty guilty of this when he doesn't have his flavor texts. Cast from Hit Points: Divine Magic works like this. Casting a spell requires a will save, if the casters fails it, they take damage. This is due to the imperfect nature of divine magic, using even the tiniest shred a god's power is very dangerous thing for a human to do. Also the reason why we haven't met any other clerics besides Emmit. Cave Mouth: There was one within the Peregrine Chasm It even breathed. The Captain: Raedarius Cherry Tapping: Johann shoots the dying Brand between the eyes. Chest Burster: The You see this monsters. Chunky Salsa Rule: The elephant sized spider in the Webbed Archives, due to a very timely crit. Church Militant: The order of Argenti apply. Cliff Hanger: Unfortunately, this seems to be the DM's Modus Opperandi: Taken literally with Johann Charade as we know him is dead, when suddenly the ebony skeleton rises with an evil gleam in it's eyes. Peter Hinderliter smacks Johann in the mouth, and Johann pulls a gun on him. Cloud Cuckoolander: Richardo Combat Medic: NPC Father Emmit despite being primarily a healer is pretty good with a greatsword. Combat Pragmatist: Johann and Doffe in the flavor texts. Covered with Scars: a few of the characters are becoming this. Bobbie has a scar across her eye. Johann has a few lost fingers, a cross bow bolt wound near his heart, and a giant hole where his kidney used to be. Richardo has a scar on his back from the Diablo del Acero and a slice running up his neck from Falcifer's Strike Thanatos walks with a limp after getting his leg broken during a battle on the Highwind Crapsack World: Tyrol. And loving every bit of it. Praechello, Tyrol, and Rimosus, each place has been worse than the last. Crazy Homeless People: Richardo and Doffe could be confused for this. Critical Failure: "The Dice Roller Victim of the Week" Critical Hit: Happens every so often, but when Ricardo crits, the players take a turn to applaud. Curb-Stomp Battle: Mezmer's first battle with the party went dramatically in their favor. Cursed with Awesome: Doffe's special power causes icy almonds to burst from his enemies bare skin. Dark Action Girl: Khalen. Dead Pan Snarker: The DM...though this could be because of his limited sleeping schedule, and day job as a camp counselor. Bobbie's player has the same problem. Death of the Old Gods: via Viriden. Delayed Reaction: Happens every so often.
DM "The guard smiles as he peels off what appeared to be his face to reveal a mask"
Bobbie's Player "Wait he removes his face to reveal his mask? Don't you mean the other way around?"
Bobbie's Player "Oh...Gross!" Didn't See That Coming: The DM when Bobbie through the Ring of Maiming into a Gelatinous Cube. Dumb Muscle: Richardo Averted with Thanatos who seems to be quite thoughtful. Dungeon Masters Girlfriend: Absolutely refuses to play. Dwindling Party: No one has died in game except Bobbie. But it has been an issue gathering people to play every Monday night. Starting regularly two hours behind schedule doesn't help. Early Bird Boss: Pavor Early-Bird Cameo: Leon Levique Eldritch Location: The Faex Fossa, The Netted Archive and the Peregrine Chasm The Emperor: Doge Seminex The Engineer: Johann Establishing Character Moment: Attempted off-screen with Latros
Sora "Where's my brother"
Fr. Emmit "He was moved to a higher security cell after we found him in a stolen guard's uniform attempting to leave the palace. He would have succeeded had he not been carrying your still unconscious body as he did so"
Sora "Oh...nice" Evil Counterpart: Brand to Doffe Expy: Charade IS Kefka Palazzo Johann is a mix of Cave Johnson and Clint Eastwood Facepalm: A few times.
DM "You see a large iron cage, opened, in the middle of the courtyard. The scene is eerily quite and ou cant shake the feeling of being watched."
Johann's Player "I run in and make a grappling hook from the bars on the cage!"
Bobbie's Character "Really?" Failed a Spot Check: Johann, in spades.
Johann's Character "And with my -5 modifier, that makes a -2. *beat* Fuck." No one but Sora seems to notice the ten bodies hanging from the rafters of the Throne Room. Family-Unfriendly Death: Most of the villains, encased in golden crystals then drowned is up there though. The melting of Debet Rakeeb's head. Granted, he was already dead at that point. Fan Nickname: "Mr Stiff Upper Lip Priest Guy" and "Band-Aid Man"for Fr. Emmit. Fantasy Pantheon: god of War, Valor, and Strength Bellos god of the Forge, Mountains, and Gems Metzinger goddess of the Seas, Fertility and capturer of lost sailors. Nāmakarán goddess of the Sun, Love, and Agriculture. Agrippina god of Healing, Medicine, and Disease Triel god of Chance and Thieves Jacobi goddess of the Skies, Storms, and Lightning Lady Atiere god of Fate, the Stars, and Wisdom. King of the Old Gods. Dios Fat Bastard: Pavor Father to His Men: Raedarius favors decapitation to those who threaten members of his crew. Feather Motif: Much of the Netted Archive Fingore: Johann has lost a finger via grenade and a trapped ring. Fireballs: Professor Mezmer throws one at a conveniently placed party. Five-Bad Band Five-Man Band For Science!: Johann has a hatred for Wizardry due to their lack of it. Sorcery is okay due to philosophy. Friendly Enemy: With the exception of Charade, Ensenial seems to be on pretty good terms with the party. Game Master: That guy who played Connery Giant Spider: Many in the Netted Archive and another in the Peregrine Chasm. Good Cop-Bad Cop-Bad Cop-Bad Cop: After taking a hostage, the party attempts to interrogate her. Johann pulls a gun on her, Charade eats her dead comrade's face, Richardo *tries* to intimidate her, meanwhile Gunter actually talks to her. Sora and Bobbie actually succeeded Götterdämmerung: Happened 1250 years ago. GMPC: Technically Fr. Emmit, though he typically sticks to the back and heals. Grumpy Old Man: Bibidel (NPC) Guest Star Party Member: Ira in the Peregrine Chasm Captain Raedarius for the Faex Fossa Cultist battle and fight against the Harpies. Bibidel against the water elemental and Harpy battle. Halloween Special: The Malleus Malificarum Healing Spring: There was one in Libelle Heel Face Door Slam: Johann thought he was still capable of reforming and mending his sanity after his fall into evil. Sora did not. neither did the rest of the party. Heroic Team Revolt: The rest of the team turned on Johann after he shot Peter. Heroic Sacrifice: The original East Wind did this against Aterrato. Herr Doktor: Professor Mesmer Historical Villain Upgrade: Both Mesmer and Moniz. Human Popsicle: There's a few in the cast. Charade, Wikstar, and Peter Hinderliter. I Call It Vera : Richardo's cold iron scythe, Diablo del Acero. Jerkass: The Diceroller Jerkass Gods: The Old Pantheon Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Possibly Johann. He seems to generally care about the well being of the rescued miners and the people of Tyrol in general. Kill Steal: Johann did this to Doffe with Brand. Granted, that son of a bitch is dead now. Land, Sea, Sky: Essentially Richardo, Alphonse, and Bobbie Laser Blade: Though it was missed by most of the PCs James Manymoore, his hand turned into a beam sword which dealt fire damage. Laughing Mad: Charade Likable Villain: Ensenial, more so than Charade anyway. Losing Your Head: Debet, via Diablo del Acero, and the representative of the Faux Fosse Cultists, via Raedarius. Lower Deck Episode: Not entirely but during the season two finale the NPC crew of the Highwind got some screentime. Among them were Raedarius, Cle, Adric, Ramalia, Fulman, Peter, Sal Caepes, Jimmy Fontaine and Onero. Mad Scientist: Johann is leaning in this direction. Mauve Shirt: Jimmy Fontaine, a sailor who Johann has a grudge against. Jerry the Monazon. Only distinguishable from the rest because he had a name. It didn't save him The Medic: NPC Father Emmet, or anyone who holds the Staff of Healing Monkey Morality Pose: Three statues took this pose in a room of the Devil's Depth Dungeon. Morality Pet: Helena to most of the team. Never Sleep Again: The first sign of Pavor's madness No Name Given: Doffe for the entirety of the Webbed Archive Noodle Incident: Somehow, despite being landlocked, the Polish-equivalent country sank. Odd Friendship: How did Johann and Richardo meet up anyway? Offing the Offspring: According to the South Wind, Shah Abdul Alhazred isn't above this. One Gender School: The DM, Sora's player, Johann's player, Richardo's player, Gunter's player, Thanatos's player, and Charades's player all graduated from them. This could explain their sense of humor. In game, Elisa, the daughter of Queen Gertrude attends one. Only One Name: Sora, Doffe, and Thanatos Only Sane Man: Depends in your perspective. Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: The DM is guilty of this. Our Angels Are Different: Brand and Charade qualify. Ensenial looks like the modern concept though. Pay Evil unto Evil: The Argenti's plan to turn Charade to their side. Pink Mist: Done by Johann to Jerry the Monazon. Pirates: The Blackreef Privateers are recurring villains. Named members include Anton Wretch and James Manymoore. The Plague: The Pox. An important factor in the world. In a world of assured reincarnation it's the only thing that ends the reincarnation cycle. Stage One: Tainted Veins on portions of the body. Stage Two: As the tainted veins spread to cover the body completely the body starts to lose feeling, Stage Three: Dementia and Death Player Versus Player: It's in the background. Bobbie was paid off to kill Johann if she had to but was beat to the punch by Sora. Johann and Doffe have almost killed Charade now like three times. Precursor Heroes: Viriden had a party himself back in the day, the party is learning about them slowly. Weatherwax: Praechellian Wizard, survived the war to start his own school. Jacobi: Died in the final battle fighting Dios. The East Wind: Adkhalan monk, died fighting Aterrato. John Vantresca: A Praechellian Paladin. Wrote a journal of events. Etienne Levique: A Rimoshan soldier. Killed Agrippina, went on to become a King. King Anton is his descendant . Pre-Mortem One-Liner:
Johann "Oh, so you vant to play guns?" Projectile Spell: Sora and Bibidil are fans of this. The Psycho Rangers: The Squad of Monazon in Ruchgrat linked up pretty well to the party at the time. Bränd to Doffe Kalen to Johann Falcifer to Richardo The Hellhound to Charade Jerry the Monazon to Father Emmit. Pungeon Master: Bobbie's player and Charade's player Doffe's player also gets a mention for "Rogue of Scintillating Colors" The Quiet One: Doffe and Sora Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Redshirt: The unnamed sailors on the Highwind Renaissance Man: Johann is a master of quite a few sciences as well as metallurgy. Royal Blood: Is is said that only those of noble blood can safely handle the Golden Vesture of Agrippina Sanity Ball: Tends to leap around a lot. Sora, Bobbie, Thanatos, and Gunter are typically pretty good bets. Shmuck Bait:
DM "So you just leave the golden armor lying there?" Spiteful Spit: Bobbie to Manymoore, flavor one. Stiff Upper Lip: Doffe. He may not carry the accent, but he took being covered in black crystals like a champ. The Stoic: Doffe Stuff Blowing Up: Half of the plans the party comes up with tends to involve this. Tag Along Kid: Helena Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Bobbie and Johann didn't used to get along. Now everyone has trouble working with Charade Trigger Happy: Johann and Gertrude It might be a Tyrolian thing. True Companions: Averted, none of the protagonists seem to get along or really trust each other. Ultimate Blacksmith: Johann in the group, Metzinger according to mythology. Was Once a Man: Pavor Weapon of Choice: Sora uses his staff and magic Bobbie uses a crossbow and a shortsword Johann uses a revolver Doffe uses his fists and nothing else. EVER. Richardo uses a scythe Wikstar uses a ukulele Charade favors an eldritch spear or his shadow Thanatos uses a big ass axe Gunter uses a light repeating crossbow Fr. Emmit fancies a greatsword. Moreau uses a halberd Weirdness Magnet: Peter Hinderliter in a very very tragic way. What Measure Is a Mook?: Fr Emmit is an NPC that mostly keeps to the back, however he's been through just as much and more as the rest of the party. He at the moment seems to be going through a crisis of faith, after contracting the plague and finding his younger brother Miles dead. Whispering Ghosts: The lost miners of the Peregrine Chasm tend to whisper "You will join us" and "You're next" to anything living walking there halls. Wolf Man: Howl Word of God: There will be no Timeskip Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him??: Averted. Johann's policy is to shoot early and shoot often. You All Meet in an Inn: Averted. The story starts off with a prologue centered around Sora. The other Player Characters had already been formed into a team by the Praechellian Government. I'd like to find out how they were gathered originally though.
Defy The Winds
It's the year 900 ce, a young Professor by the name of Frans Mezmer is leading an expedition to discover more about the Divine Winds. He believes that mankind to rise to the heights of Viriden, if only we can solve the mysteries of the winds. He has gathered a party to help him seek out the truth.
Season 3: The Prequel
Gunter's player has entered the world of Crestfallen with his own campaign set a century before the main game.
Back from the Dead: Ha! Salvator will not die from simple hit point loss, not when there are Cultists about! Bears Are Bad News: Especially Cyborg ones. Alarik made friends though. Big Bad: Doctor Javar Big Ham: Salvator Brainwashed and Not Crazy: Attempted with Melody. Breaking the Fellowship: At the end of the campaign. Salvatore builds a chapel and lives out his days in peace on the island. Luthor marries Melody and returns to Praechello entering the realm of politics. Alarik joins the Were-Tiger tribe on the island, and continues to build his menagerie. The Dude founds a colony of druids on the island. Broken Bird: Melody after her father died, and then again after her criminal empire was disbanded. Call Forward: Bibidel shows up as a student of the "mayor" of the abandoned village. Combat Pragmatist: The entirety of the team seem to show shades of this. Though Luthor's brand of this may sink his alignment. Creator Cameo: Inverted, Gunter from the Crestfallen campaign appears as a redshirt for one dungeoncrawl. Though given the mythology of the world, this is actually possible. Do You Want to Haggle?: The deal is sealed with a fist fight. Expy: The team druid is essentially The Dude. Femme Fatale: Melody, the boss of the half village. Turned Alarik and Salvatore into The Unintelligible. Friend to All Living Things: Alarik apparentally. Guile Hero: Luthor Good Old Fisticuffs: An entire halfvillage's economy runs on it. Heel-Face Turn: Perhaps Melody. Humiliation Conga: Happens to Javar's mentor. First he gets blinded, then sturck with hail, then set on fire, then tied up, then strangled by his protoge. Knight Templar: Salvatore Literal Cliff Hanger: Happens to Sal during his fight with Javar. And the second time he fights Javar too. Losing Your Head: Way too many people have died so far due to this. Salvatore is at fault. Lucky Bastard: All of the PCs, but Alarik deserves special mention. Magic Music: Luthor was able to fascinate a lizardman with this. The Need For Mead: Finally occurred in the beat-em-up bar. Playing Against Type: Charade is playing Alarik a good-aligned Cleric of Viriden. Raptor Attack: Subverted in that Alarik made friends. We even have Deinonychus named Raven traveling with the party now. Red Shirt: Our team gets four for one dungeon crawl, Samuel, Thomas, Christopher, and Gunter. Royal Rapier: Luthor and Alarik use them. Shout-Out: Many Spoony Bard: Averted with Luthor Stockholm Syndrome: Luthor and Alarik intentionally tried to promote this in Melody after toppling her criminal organization. The Strategist: Luthor tends to fall into this role during most battles.
A quick two shot game set 50 years before the start of Crestfallen Campaign. Same DM as the Crestfallen Campaign, it's supposed to more of a horror feel than the other campaign.Vino (Charade), Indigo (Gunter), Gillean (Johann & Alphonse), and Simon (Sora) are our protagonists.
Big Bad: Slenderman, of the first session anyway. The Blank: Slendy Blood Knight: Vino and Gillean Brainwashed and Crazy: Vino fails a save against Dominate Person. Egomaniac Hunter: Vino, which led him to charging Slenderman. Twice. Fiery Redhead: Gillean Halloween Special: The second annual, after last years romp with Mezmer and Moniz. Hoist by His Own Petard: Simon lit a tree on fire to distract from his escape, but he ended up unable to move to beneath it. Vino and his entangle spell. Modern Major General: Fr Indigo might be being played as this. A long time teacher, but rusty in the field. Mundane Utility: Simon can start fires with his mind, he uses this to heat his glass-blowing forge. The Need For Mead Legacy Character: Gillean reincarnates into Alphonse from the Crestfallen Campaign, technically making Alphonse, Gillean's legacy character. Lightning Bruiser: Gillean and Vino. Only Sane Man: Simon is the only character to up and run at the sight of Slenderman. The Team Normal: Simon only has levels in expert. Total Party Kill: The first session ended in this. Simon: stabilized at negative seven, but beneath a burning tree and unable to move. Vino: still up but a slave to Slenderman. Indigo: Dead, but his soul is still hiding in his corpse. Gillean: At negative nine and falling as the curtains closed. Unlucky Everydude: Simon. The first roll of the game caused him to wake up without his pack and covered in blood. That was the high point of his day. He would later be mistakenly stabbed by Gallean, grappled (and stabbed) by Vino, and then woke up with a run etched into his arm, apparently self-inflicted. Variable-Length Chain: The Masked Man used these. Violent Glaswegian: Gillean, he's from the Highlands. You All Meet in an Inn: Averted, it takes the two sessions to get to the inn.
The DM wanted to test run the first session of new game called Court of the Crimson King, so rigged up the usual suspects to test it out.
Action Girl: The redheaded waitress had a level in barbarian. Art Major Biology: Odd given that the DM is actually a bio major. Badass: Johann, Doctor Umbra and especially Thanatos. Ballroom Blitz Bar Brawl: The point of the first session. Heavily subverted. Berserk Button: Taking Johanns money. Bloodier and Gorier: Strange given that game was supposedly an innocent bar rumble where no one got hurt. The final count of random body organs found on the floor after the brawl: Two hands, a tongue, Johann's two front teeth, Johann's finger, and some poor man's balls. Bottomless Pit: The Airy Reach had one. Several skeletons got thrown into it. Butt Monkey: Johann's player describes Johann as essentially a karma bitch for all his other characters. Corrupt Cop: Wanderwald is half this and half Cowboy Cop Creepy Glasses: Doctor Umbra Cruel and Unusual Death: A few. The Doctor smashing a table over a mans head, putting him to zero, and then knocking him into the heath, where he slowly burned to death. Getting Kicked into a bottomless pit should count too. How about getting your balls cut off and dying off blood loss? Disproportionate Retribution: Everything in the first session Evil Laugh: Seen a lot. Umbra, Johann, and Wanderwald Fast Ball Special: Thanatos threw Umbra like this at a Beholder. Fearless Undead: The Skeletons in the Airy Reach just kept marching. Fingore: Johann really shouldn't have flipped that guy off Heroes Want Redheads: The Player Characters all seemed pretty attracted to the Redheaded Waitress How Many Fingers?: Johann has seven. Jaw Breaker: Umbra did this to a Merchant bodyguard Leap of Faith: The Airy Reach had one. Made of Plasticine: Everyone Rainbow Motif: the sword grid trap had this. Slashed Throat: The biggest guy in the bar gets this via Johann. Johann himself gets slashed in the throat later on in the same battle. Both survive. Johann gets hit again in the throat by a crossbow bolt in the Airy Reach. Squishy: Everyone except maybe Thanatos. Token Evil Teammate: Johann and Dr Umbra seemed pretty evil. Token Good Teammate: Possibly Thanatos. Tongue Trauma: Umbra did this to some poor merchant. Vocal Dissonance: Compared to his Crestfallen counterpart this Johann has a much raspier voice, a side effect of having his throat slashed a couple of times
All Psionics Campaign
Ellamin Fletcher decided to step into the world of
. Shenanigans Ensues.
No Seriously, fuck Sword Archons.