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: Safe House Hal Jordan is trapped in a house with a traitorous Malcolm X.
: Salt Lara Croft is definitely not a Russian spy (as far as she knows). Dr Adrian Helmsley and Sabretooth are hot on her trail.
: Saturn3 Spartacus and Jill Monroe live and work on one of Saturn's moons. Sport shows up, bringing an experimental robot. What Could Possibly Go Wrong??
: Savages John Carter and Kick-Ass are drug dealers whose mutual girlfriend Serena van der Woodsen is kidnapped by Mexican drug lords Fenster and Santanico Pandemonium. Big mistake. Bolt is a DEA agent, Poison Ivy is Serena's never-seen mom, Speed Racer and Arvin Sloane's daughter are there somewhere as well, and for once Serena narrates.
Saving Mr. Banks: Extremely type-A filmmaker Forrest Gump has to convince extremely type-A author Sybill Trelawney to let him adapt her book .
Mary Poppins : Saving Private Ryan Forrest Gump leads a squad, who includes among others Riddick, Daniel Faraday, and Frank Buffay Jr., on a mission to rescue Will Hunting. Mal Reynolds is mistaken for Hunting.
: Saw Westley and a ghostbuster are locked in an abandoned bathroom, while Westley's wife Kristina and his daughter are kidnapped by an insane Ben Linus. Rigg is investigating Westley because he thinks he is a Serial Killer who sets traps, including the one that killed his partner Miles.
: A Scanner Darkly Twenty Minutes into the Future, Neo is a depressed, paranoid drug dealer living with his druggie pals Lydia Deetz, Mickey Knox, and Lovable Traitor Tony Stark.
: Scanners Number Six's telepathic son, Ham Tyler, is plotting to take over the world. The girlfriend from and Number Six's other son team up to stop him.
A Force Of One : Schindler's List Qui Gon Jinn and Gandhi try to save Jews from evil labor camp leader Voldemort in a true story.
: Scott Pilgrim George Michael Bluth has a good life: he lives with his Straight Gay roommate Fuller McCallister, he's in a band with Hal Brandston and Maud, talks with his sister Jessica Stanley, and has recently gotten a high-school girlfriend. But he soon meets a new girl of his dreams, Gwen Grayson, but he soon learns that before he can date her, he has to defeat her seven evil exes, which include Ann, Captain America, Superman, Yuffie, and Ash Fox.
: Self-aware horror movie series linked by teenager Scream Julia Salenger, TV reporter Monica Geller, police officer Mr. Jimmy and Mojo Jojo delivering ominous phone messages, directed by the guy who created Freddy Krueger and (except for the third) written by the man behind Dawson.
: One year after Julia's mother was seemingly killed by Scream (1996) Sabretooth, Ivy, Paige Matthews, Principal Fonzie, Eli James, and Julia herself are hunted and almost all dispatched by Ghostface, who's shared by .
Jake Green and Shaggy, the pair who really killed Julia's mother : Two years later, Scream 2 Dr. Eric Foreman and his girlfriend Gloria are murdered at the premiere of a film based on the events of the first film. Now in college, Julia - along with Eli, her boyfriend Quinn Mallory, Raylan Givens, Roxanne Parks, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer - are hunted by a new Ghostface, who this time is played by Raylan himself and Shaggy's mother .
Jackie Harris, out for revenge against Julia : Sabretooth and his girlfriend Scream 3 Lily van der Woodsen are killed by Ghostface, who's looking for Julia. Another film based on earlier killings has Mr. Jimmy as a technical advisor, Noel Crane as the director, and cast members including Katie Embry, Connie Bradshaw, and Mackenzie McHale - all targets for Ghostface. McDreamy is a cop, and the new Ghostface is a solo performer for once - under the mask and cape is Noel. Written by a guy who had Megan Fox traded in for an English model.
: Ten years later, Scream 4 Annie Griffin and Aria Montgomery are offed at the start of a film watched by Sookie Stackhouse, who then gets offed by Veronica Mars at the start of a film which is being watched by Julie Taylor and Lux Cassidy, who just before Julia returns to Woodsboro become victims of a brand new Ghostface intent on tormenting her, Claire Bennet, Julia's niece Addie Singer, Annie Edison, and the rest of the town (with Dale Turner and Morgan Hess as film geeks, and Dakota Block, Seth Cohen, and Mahalik as cops). And this time Ghostface is played by famewhore Addie and deluded Morgan.
: In this Scrooged retelling of , A Christmas Carol Peter Venkman is a Jerkass TV executive who, after seeing the ghost of his old mentor Charlie, encounters three spirits. The first spirit, Park Ranger Thorsen, shows him how his jerkass attitude made him lose his true love, Marion Ravenwood. The second, a Myth, shows how it's hurting his personal assistant, Lily Sloane, and her family. And the third spirit shows how it will inevitably make him lonely even in death. Venkman is producing a live version of with A Christmas Carol Benjy Benjamin as Scrooge and Cpl. Klinger as Marley. Oh, and Pain is in it.
: Season of the Witch Ghost Rider and Hellboy are on an Escort Mission to get a suspected witch to trial.
: Secondhand Lions Brenda Leigh Johnson takes her son Cole to live with Tom Hagen and Nigel Powers to spend time with her boyfriend Atton Rand. And Nathan Petrelli sells them a clay pigeon launcher.
: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World Evan, Elizabeth Swann, Pauline/Paul/Charles/Yvonne, and Remy face The End of the World as We Know It.
Serenity: Ensign Covey pursues Cameron, who was taken from the Academy by her brother Ryan Caulfield and took refuge of a ship commanded by Richard Castle and featuring Airachnid, Breakdown, Sonny, Catalina, Anna, and the recently departed Sergeant Harris.
Serious Moonlight: Anastasia tapes her cheating husband Nate to the toilet as revenge for cheating on her with Veronica Mars. Directed by Dallas Royce.
: Se7en God and Tyler Durden try to stop serial killer Keyser Soze's rampage, little knowing that he's killed Tyler's wife
Pepper Potts. : Seven Psychopaths Sam the astronaut is a struggling actor who kidnaps dogs to make ends meet (don't worry, he's nice to them) to the annoyance of his agent Bullseye and gets into deep Shih Tzu when he steals mob boss Mickey Malloy's puppy. Also starring Precious, the Headless Horseman, the Devil, and Sweet Pea.
: Sexy Beast Gandhi scares the crap out of Beowulf to get him to rob a bank on behalf of Blackbeard who was hired by M's brother in the middle of an orgy.
: The Shadow Jack Ryan teams up with Brenda to save her father (an absentminded Gandalf) and ultimately the world from Ricky Tan and his Sycophantic Servant Wadsworth. Features Frank Barone as Jack's sidekick and Mearth as his overbearing uncle.
: Shame Young Magneto, a commitment-phobic sex fiend, and his free-spirited sister Jenny are very close.
Shanghai Kiss: Miles Straume gets into a relationship with Claire Bennet, but he's concerned about the age gap. Miles goes to China to inherit his grandmother's house and hooks up with Lady Deathstrike. In the end, the
First Girl Wins. : Shanghai Noon Jimmy Tong and Lightning McQueen are heroes of the Old West out to save Princess Alex Munday.
: The Shawshank Redemption Nuke gets sentenced to prison for a crime he didn't commit, and while there, he befriends God. Lex Luthor is a security guard, while Lex Luthor wants to assault Nuke.
: She's All That Tifa Lockheart is a frumpy, unattractive girl. Fred Jones makes a bet that he can turn her into a prom queen, but falls in love with her for real.
: She's Out of My League Sandusky finds a lost phone that leads him to an amazing Fake American girl who is, well, Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
: Sherlock Holmes Tony Stark and Gigolo Joe fight crime (with the help of Regina George).
: The Shining The Joker and Olive Oyl stay at a very haunted hotel. Their son shares a psychic link with Hong Kong Phooey.
: Shoot 'em Up A depressed ex-bureaucrat finds himself with an infant MacGuffin and pursued by Santa Claus. He gets help from Persephone, and Trent/Owen gets Shot in the Ass.
: Showgirls Jessie Spano hitchhikes her way to Vegas, where she decides to become a stripper.
: Det. Shutter Island Jack Dawson investigates a sinister Bedlam House run by Ebenezer Scrooge, enforced by Capt. Stottelmeyer, and inhabited by Rorschach. Also starring Bruce Banner.
Side Effects: Lisbeth Salander (the English-speaking one) is anxious about her husband Magic Mike getting out of prison and she starts acting crazy she's on her meds. because Gigolo Joe is on a mission to find out why. Also starring Velma Kelly.
: A The Silence of the Lambs child prostitute is tasked to get information from King Titus in order to find Villainous Crossdresser Capt. Stottlemeyer.
: After some time in a mental hospital, Silver Linings Playbook Phil Tippin goes to stay with his parents (an "entertainment coordinator" and a "housewife") and meets the slightly off-kilter Ree Everdeen.
Sin City Prologue: A WW2 pilot befriends a desperate woman and kills her, on her own orders.
That Yellow Bastard: A depraved carnie preys on Carmen Cortez's little sister, but is rescued by John McClane. Unfortunately, John's partner Budd is a Dirty Cop under the employ of the carnie's Corrupt dad, and John is shot and imprisoned. Many years later, evidence surfaces that the girl, now Susan Storm, is in danger...
The Hard Goodbye: Ivan Vanko has a one night stand with Jade, only to find her dead the next morning. After beating up a lot of thugs looking for answers, he seeks refuge with his parole officer Mrs. Cortez, but the thugs and evil mute choirboy Frodo Baggins catch up to them.
The Big Fat Kill: John Smith gets embroiled in a plot when his girlfriend Luanne Platter dumps complete bastard Fenster, who winds up getting killed by Suki the car artist on orders from The Light of Zartha. After it's revealed that Fenster is also a hero cop, a traitorous Lorelei Gilmore leads John Coffy and his gang into the mix to start a war, where they all have a gigantic shoot out.
: When A Single Man Mr. Darcy's lover Ozymandias dies, he spends his last day with his best friend Clarice Starling; meanwhile, Mr. Darcy's student (he's a professor) Marcus has taken an interest in him.
: Single White Female Melanie Ralston seeks a roommate, and finds one in Stacy Hamilton. However, things don't appear as they seem in Stacy's true nature, as she begins to dress up like Melanie, and murders Melanie's boyfriend Brian Hackett with a stiletto heel.
: Sister Act Guinan is a Reno lounge singer who witnesses a murder by her boyfriend The Wolf. To protect her, the police send her into hiding as a nun at a convent led by Professor McGonagall. Unable to get used to the convent, Guinan starts a nuns choir which includes Peggy Hill.
: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Betty Suarez, Rory Gilmore, Joan Girardi and Serena van der Woodsen are four close friends who discover a magical pair of jeans that somehow fits all of them perfectly. While sharing the jeans over the summer, Betty is pissed about her dad Josh Lyman marrying a WASP, Serena falls in love with Dean Lowery, Joan becomes friends with Benicio Del Toro's daughter, and Rory hooks up with Luther Wainwright.
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2: Three years later, Serena bonds with Dina Araz and her grandma Dina Byrnes; Rory goes to Greece and meets Jackson Avery; Joan and her boyfriend Morimoto break it off and he starts dating her sister Aria; and Betty develops her acting under the tutelage of Dale Cooper. By the end of the movie, the four have lost the pants for good, but are reunited.
: The Sixth Sense Walter can see dead people, but has been unable to convince neither his mother Tara nor his psychologist John McClane. One of the ghosts he meets (and the first one he helps) is Marissa Cooper. Meanwhile, John is The Atoner in respect to Walter due to the fact that he failed spectacularly to help Duddits Clavell, who had the same "symptoms".
: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Dr. Watson is a dashing Ace Pilot who has an on-and-off relationship with ace reporter Pepper Potts, who's editor is Albus Dumbledore). When Humongous Mecha (and Miss East) threaten America, they team up with the mysterious eye-patched assassin Fox to find Mad Scientist Dr. Hamlet before he sets off his doomsday device.
: Sky High A kung-fu film nerd is the superpower-less son of heroes Wyatt Earp and Chirk, who goes to a Superhero School. His Green Thumb girlfriend, Jenna, is also enrolled. Faculty members include principal Wonder Woman, coach Ash Williams, science teacher Almighty Tallest Purple, retired superhero Sponge Bob Square Pants, and Rod Farva, the Bus Driver. The villain is , with Ramona Flowers, who is secretly Buzz Lightyear Dean Pelton as an evil minion.
: Detective Sleepy Hollow Edward Scissorhands pursues Darth Maul (who was Max Shreck when he had a head), on horseback while falling in love with Wednesday Addams and uncovering a conspiracy involving Wednesday's parents ( The Red Queen and Dumbledore). Palpatine, Uncle Vernon, Saruman, and an Alien Girl make appearances.
: Smashed Jesse Pinkman and Ramona Flowers are two drunks in love.
: The Smurfs Speedy Gonzalez, Fat Albert, Pee- Wee Herman, Nightcrawler, Bobby Wasabi, Mayor Hernandez, Jeff Foxworthy, St. Andrew, Prof. Ian Duncan, Anton Chekhov, Pfc. Smithson Utivich, Braniac 5, and Katy Perry are chased out of their village by Apu and stumble upon a portal to out world where they meet Prince Gumball and Emma Pillsbury.
Smurfs II: Wednesday Addams is one of a new race of "anti-Smurfs" created by Apu.
: Snakes on a Plane Mace Windu battles snakes on a plane.
Battle of the films 2012:
Snow White : The Social Network Columbus and his buddy Peter Parker create Facebook, after allegedly stealing The Lone Ranger's (es) idea. Columbus breaks up with English-language Lisbeth Salander, while Peter goes out with London Tipton. Columbus gets financial guidance from Prince Artie and a load of money from Hodges while being an utterly Insufferable Genius .
according to everyone else : The Soloist Lincoln Osiris helps Ray Charles overcome his schizophrenia enough to play the cello again in a true story.
: The Sorcerer's Apprentice Big Daddy takes on Hiccup as his apprentice in order to fight Dr. Octopus and possibly Persephone.
: A Somewhere freaky movie star is a nonetheless caring father to Mei-chan. One of his pals is a real Jackass. Directed by Mary Corleone.
: Avid surfer and devout Christian Soul Surfer Violet Beauregarde's faith (along with that of her parents Jack Hall and Jo Harding) is put to the test when . With most of her arm is bitten off by a shark Hercules, an American Idol winner, and the real-life surfer as her own stunt double.
: The Sound of Music Mary Poppins is now governess for the children (one of whom was Spider-Man in the 70s) of General Chang in pre-WWII Austria. When she brings music to the children's lives, this attracts the attention of the Caterpillar.
: Space Cowboys Dirty Harry, Thaddeus Stevens, Mr. Bennett, and Capt. Roark go into space 40 years after they missed their chance to land on the moon when a Russian communication satellite is about to fall from orbit and they (well, mainly Dirty Harry) are the only ones who know how to fix it. Farmer Hoggett would rather not deal with them, but he doesn't have a choice. Directed by Dirty Harry.
: Spaceballs Dr. James Harvey & Uncle Buck vs. Bob McKenzie, Proffesor Max Krassman and ADS Bernstein, and in space. Victoria Davis is a princess. Mr. Bigweld sells merchandise. Joan Rivers is a robot. Cal Cullen is a king.
: Spartacus Ned Land is an ancient Greek slave owned by Prince John. Zeus and Dreyfus also appear.
: After he is killed by Spawn Julie Cooper and Corrupt Corporate Executive Uncle Ben, Black Dynamite comes Back from the Dead with demonic powers to fight Monster Clown Luigi Mario.
: Speed Gracie Hart speeds about in a bus because Billy set her up the bomb which Ted Theodore Logan tries to disarm.
: Speed Racer Chris McCandless is a race car driver (as is his Aloof Big Brother Dr. Jack) whose career is supported by his parents, Sulley and Louise; and his girlfriend Wednesday Addams.
: Sphere Master Shifu, Ginger Rothstein, Matron Momma Morton, and Nick Fury are trapped under the ocean with a mysterious liquid metal sphere from the future.
: Spider-Man Trilogy David becomes a superhero while his best friend, Saul Silver and his father, Gil, become villains, as do Satipo, Jack Cole, and Eric Forman. He finds two love interests, his main girl Judy Shepherd and Operation Jealousy bait Victoria 2.0.
: Splice and The Pianist Sara Stanley are a couple of scientists who make a pretty Humanoid Abomination that eventually .
has sex with them, respectively : Splitting Heirs Devon wants to do away with Bob, who was mistaken for an heir.
: Spring Breakers Hanna Marin, Gabriella Montez, Alex Russo, and Mrs. The Guy Who Wrote rob a restaurant to pay for spring break and wind up in more trouble than they planned when Kids Harry Osborn gets involved. Also starring Brittany S. Pierce.
: Spy Kids Tim Scotson and Shilo Wallace rescue their parents Puss N Boots and Silk Spectre I from Nightcrawler and Adrian Monk with the help of their uncles Cheech and Machete, all at the behest of their parents' boss, Danny Ocean.
: The Spy Next Door Chon Wang is a CIA spy who gets mixed up with his neighbors Robby Ray Stewart and Mayor Hernandez.
Stage Beauty: San challenges Ashitaka for female roles in Shakespeare's plays, while Prince Charming finds all of this really amusing. Produced by a retired CIA agent.
: Stand by Me Matt Hooper recalls when he, as Wesley Crusher, and his best friends ( Teen!Indiana Jones, Mouth, and the young Detective Woody Hoyt) went on a trip to see a dead boy's body. Along the way, they're menaced by Jack Bauer and his gang.
: Star Trek Jack Frost, Sylar, Eomer, Ana Maria, Kyle Reese, Shaun (and his Oompah-Loompah sidekick), and Harold go on a mission to save Earth from Norm Gibson.
: The original Star Trek: The Motion Picture Enterprise crew is back in their first movie, with Reverend Camden also onboard as they deal with a mysterious alien probe.
: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Denny Crane's old nemesis, Mr. Rourke, returns with a vengeance, stealing Ed Traxler's ship to try and fulfill it. Galvatron, ultimately, makes the greatest sacrifice. Rebecca Howe also stars as Galvatron's Vulcan protege.
: Denny Crane and his crew Star Trek III: The Search for Spock defy Starfleet orders to save the newly-resurrected Galvatron, facing Klingon commander Doc Brown along the way.
: The original crew goes back to Earth to face punishment for their actions in the previous movie, but decide to travel back to 1986 to retrieve two humpback whales when an alien probe threatens their present planet. Among their difficulties is dealing with marine biologist Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Annie Camden.
: In this adventure, the original crew encounters Galvatron's long-lost half-brother Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Mr. Mooney, who supposedly knows how to reach out to God.
: In their last adventure ( Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country with their original actors), the Enterprise crew must help the Klingons negotiate for peace, but things go awry as Klingon Chancellor Ra's Al Ghul is assassinated, and it looks like Federation president Red Foreman may also be in danger. Also stars Captain Von Trapp as Ghul's military advisor, and Samantha Jones as Galvatron's Vulcan protege, who both helped orchestrate the assassination to prevent peace.
Star Wars : Stardust Princess Mononoke gets help from a Taxi Driver and menaced by Catwoman. King Lawrence of Arabia, Frank D'Amico and smug trader David Brent also put in appearances. Owen Sleater is Mononoke's love interest.
: Stay Tuned Jack Tripper buys a satellite dish from Principal Rooney (who's really the devil), and then he and his wife, Mindy McConnell, get sucked into TV land.
: Steel Kazaam is aided by Anne Sullivan and uncle Shaft in his efforts to stop crime and John Bender. Duke Phillips is a colonel.
: The Stepfather John Locke (or an arrogant plastic surgeon, if you're watching the remake) has really high standards for his new stepfamily. Unfortunately for them, they're impossibly high, and when they fail to meet them... Tiffany Welles and the crush object of a deformed musician are the family in the original, Lily Manning and Dan Humphrey (whose aunt is April O'Neil and whose girlfriend is Mandy Lane) the family in the remake. Unlike the original, in the remake the stepfather survives and is last seen chatting up
Claire Bennet's biological mother. remake: The Stepford Wives Simba and Satine move into a picture-perfect suburb and meet their neighbors Winnie Sanderson, Alex Forest and her husband the headless horseman. A Mac, who worked for AOL, is also there.
Stone: Tyler Durden gets his wife, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, to romance his emotionally fettered parole officer "Ace" Rothstein.
Stranger Than Fiction: P.L. Travers narrates the life of Ron Burgundy, who thinks his life is so delusional about being killed by her that he goes to psychiatrist Ben Braddock for help.
: Straw Dogs Mr. Focker is menaced by various creepy locals.
: This video game adaption features Street Fighter Fake American Col. Master Croc against evil dictator Gomez Addams. Croc's allies include Lieutenant Charlene Robinson and reporter Mulan. Leatherface 2003 is the Dumb Muscle.
: Detective Street Kings Neo works for Idi Amin while being investigated by House because his former partner President Camacho was killed in a robbery gone wrong. Captain America helps.
: Sucker Punch Violet Baudelaire is thrown into a Bedlam House where she escapes into action-filled fantasies along with an owl, a Catholic school outcast, a nerdy songstress, and a demon's daughter. Also starring an ad man and an aging superheroine.
: Superbad Schmidt and Scott Pilgrim want to go to a party hosted by Gwen Stacy, but need to bring beer first. Meanwhile, their friend Fishlegs befriends cops Flint Lockwood and Ben Stone.
: Superman Don Vito Corleone of Krypton launches his infant son away from the dying planet, to grow up on Earth. The son grows up into Richard Collier, who has superhuman powers and can fly. Richard falls in love with newspaper reporter Gaia, and stops the evil Popeye Doyle and Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear from blowing up the West Coast.
Superman: : Man of Steel Inspector Javert sends his infant son to Earth as their home planet falls. The boy grows up into Charles Brandon with superhero powers and saves the world for his girlfriend Giselle, whose boss is Morpheus, and his adopted parents The Postman and Judge Hershey as General John Givings orders everyone to kneel before him.
Batman Vs Superman: Charles finds new challenges with masked vigilante Dare Devil, DD's loyal butler Scar, Amazon princess Gisele (not Gisel le) and evil genius Mark Zuckerberg.
: Super Mario Bros. Eddie Valient and Sid the Sloth are plumbers who must stop Howard Payne from merging his dimension with theirs. Aunt Petunia shows up somewhere.
: A murderer forces a city's population, including Surrogates Det. John McClane, out of their self-imposed Uncanny Valley- Ridiculously Human Robots-effectively Immortal-bodies.
: Suspect Zero Two-Face tracks the Mandarin.
: Swamp Thing Leland Palmer is studying plants, but after his research facility is attacked by Kamal Khan and Krug, he is turned into a monster. Wilma tries to notify the authorities on the matter.
(formerly The Switch ): Eternally friendzoned The Baster Man Child George Bluth switches Rachel Green's supply of Nite Owl II's baby-making material with his own, then meets his remarkably similar yet infinitely more mature son seven years later. With The Fly and Mallory Knox as George and Rachel's respective friends.