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101 Dalmatians Alex Forrest is an evil fashion designer out to get Harry Dunne and Julia MacNamara's 15 puppies with the help of Those Two Bad Guys Dr. House and Arthur Weasley .
Twelve Angry Men Felix Unger has to convince jury foreman ADA Carver , bluecollar everyman Tony Soprano , foreign watchmaker Bill Adama , ad man Gus Grissom , frustrated baseball fan Tony Miceli , infuriated racist Brian Hastings , elderly Polonius , ultra-precise Efraim 'Eli' Zahavy , Martian Manhunter , (remake) Dr. Dolittle's dad , and the particularly antagonistic Gen. Patton to consider that the kid they're sentencing for murder might not be guilty (at the very least his defense really sucked). With Laura Roslyn as the judge.
127 Hours The younger Green Goblin is a Real Life hiker who gets trapped by a boulder and must cut off his own hand to survive . He's also in love with Fleur Delacour .
1408 Jackson is an author who's still reeling from the death of his daughter and enters a very haunted hotel room against the advice of Nick Fury .
1941 Dracula in a Nazi uniform aboard, Elwood Blues parks an artillery gun in the front yard of Lex Luthor's henchman who's friends with the Hart's butler Max , and then takes to the streets in a tank together with Burton Mercer while "Joliet Jake" Blues flies about in his fighter aircraft.
1969 : Jack Bauer and Tony Stark protest the Vietnam War.
Twenty One Jude is a teen genius who joins the MIT blackjack team, led by Professor Lex Luthor . He falls in love with Lois Lane along the way.
21 Jump Street : The Movie : Duke and Peter are narcs in high school . If we're lucky there might be a Remake Cameo by Capt. Jack Sparrow .
27 Dresses Dr. Izzie Stevens is in love with her boss, who falls for her airheaded, lying younger sister, Silk Spectre II . Izzie has been a bridesmaid 27 times, so cynical up-and-coming reporter Cyclops does an article on her and falls in love with her in the process.
28 Days : Leigh-Anne Touhy checks into rehab and meets Aragorn and Mr. Pink .
28 Days Later Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow , Tia Dalma , and Mad-Eye Moody struggle to survive the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse as they try to reach the Ninth Doctor , who has gone mad with power.
2012 Mike Enslin races to save his family from The End of the World as We Know It ; Roger Murtaugh waits it out on a cruise ship while his son has a Meet Cute with a gentlewoman thief ; Mickey Knox is Properly Paranoid that the truth about the apocalypse is being hidden; Cathy's husband is forced to be ruthlessly pragmatic about the whole thing. Oh, and since this is the end of the world, Anyone Can Die .
30 Minutes Or Less : Mark Zuckerberg is captured by Kenny Powers , strapped to a bomb and forced to rob a bank (too soon? especially since they didn't get the bomb off in time ? ). Panic-stricken, Mark enlists the help of his friend Tom Haverford .
300 Faramir tells the stirring tale of King Erik and company's brave stand against the the god-like Paulo .
3:10 to Yuma Patrick Bateman has to escort Affably Evil near-Complete Monster gunslinger Maximus to the title train in order to claim his bounty. Patrick has a son named Percy Jackson , who dreams of being a cowboy.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Brian Fantana , Bob the Blob , and The DA try to help Michael Scott lose his virginity.
50/50 : A man-child blob and a child-man alien explore the lighter side of cancer .
(500) Days of Summer Tommy tries to woo the quirky , relationship-averse Trillian ; Dr. Spencer Reid is Tommy's (socially awkward?) friend.
Mean.com movie parody: Tommy and Trillian are Sid and Nancy ... sort of.
8 Million Ways To Die : Alchoholic cop-turned-private-eye Kevin Flynn fails to save prostitute Stephanie Holden from being killed, and is determined to keep fellow lady of the night Jody from meeting a similar fate at the hands of drug kingpin Terry Benedict .
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A.I.: Artificial Intelligence deliberately cute android child Cole Sear 's use as a Replacement Goldfish for his comatose "brother" is done, he's abandoned in the woods where he meets sexbot Dr. Hotson . The two go to the Genie for advice on finding The Blue Fairy , but Cole (eventually ) winds up meeting Dr. Robinson instead.
The A-Team Wikus , Phil , a boxer and Qui-Gon Jinn are members of an elite four-man band .
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson has a weird and vicious war ahead of him.
Untitled Abraham Lincoln film: Daniel Plainview is president of the (not-really-at-the-moment ) United States. Qui-Gon Jinn lost out due to being a bit too old.
Abduction : Jacob Black discovers his real identity (along with his love interest Collins Touhy ) meets Ellen Ripley and Dr. Octopus .
Accepted Aaron Green and DJ Williams . To legitimize the whole thing, he hires his uncle, Mr. E , to act as the dean. Oh, and Serena van der Woodsen is the girl he pines for.
The Addams Family M. Bison is Happily Married to Ze Grand Haigh Vitch and should be living contentedly with his son and daughter Katrina -Rae and mother-in-law Simka , but he desperately misses his long-lost-brother Doc Brown .
Addicted To Love Simba and Anastasia spy on Jetstream .
The Adjustment Bureau Jason Bourne is a politician who meets a mysterious fashion magazine worker .
The Adventures of Pluto Nash : After his successful night club is blown to flaming bits, a donkey travels across the moon looking for clues as to who is behind the arson with help from Joe Aguirre and Gail .
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Agent Smith , a sweet-natured Drag Queen , persuades Performance Artist Charlie Burns and lovelorn transsexual General Zod to take a road-trip through the Australian desert on a hot pink tour bus.
After The Sunset : Ex-Gentleman Thief James Bond and his lady friend Frida Kahlo are enjoying a pleasant (mind-numbingly boring) retirement in the Caribbean. Excitement returns in the form of Bond's longtime FBI persuer Mickey Knox , local policewoman Tia Dalma , and a gigantic diamond. Also causing trouble is corrupt politician Capt. Rhodes 2.0 .
After.Life : Wednesday Van Tassle is a bit of a jerkass to her boyfriend Mac , but this becomes the least of her problems when she attracts the attention of creepy mortician Qui-gon Ducard , who tries to convince her she's dead (undead? or is she even dead to begin with?).
Agent Cody Banks : Malcolm Wilkerson is a teen CIA agent sent on his missions by Goliath , with Jane Rizzoli as his handler. Dr. Peter Scottson works for Al Swearengen and The Mummy , who plan to use his nanobots to take over the world, and Malcolm gets close to the doctor's daughter Lizzie McGuire to try and find him. And Lizzie kills Al!
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London : The Sheriff of Nottingham steals a mind-control device, and Malcolm, with his new handler Mahalik , goes to London to get it back with the eventual help of music student/spy Abby Maitland .
Airheads John Bender , an aspiring rock band, consisting of Rick O'Connell , Mr. Pink and Happy Gilmore hold a radio station hostage, which includes DJ Fat Tony and station manager Mr. Green . Station employee Kramer calls the police, and soon, police chief Winston Zeddemore and Tommy Callahan arrive to try to resolve the situation. Gordie LaChance's Jerkass father appears as a Lawful Stupid SWAT team leader.
Air Force One Indiana Jones fights to save his daughter, Sara Crewe , from Dracula . On the ground, his vice-president is Cruella DeVil.
Albert Nobbs Alex DeVil is a woman passing as a man in order to get work in 1830s England. Alice and Henry are also there.
Alice in Wonderland Here we go... Enola finds herself in a bizarre world inhabited by people who look awfully familiar to her. Among them are Queen Rita Skeeter , a "mad" Ned Nederlander , a strange cat named Guinan , a "turtle" named Willy Wonka , Norm , two Hagrids , a knight called Doc Brown , Mahatma Gandhi (who has been reincarnated into a caterpillar), and a walrus named Prince John , who hangs out with a carpenter named Kobayashi .
Alien Miss Axiom Computer 's ship is hunted by a strange Chaotic Evil lifeform whose mysterious abilities are coveted by Chef Skinner's employers. Said lifeform is unwittingly brought onboard by an infected John Merrick . Also stars Mike "Viper" Metcalf and Dr. Kananga .
Veronica Cartwright was last seen in Alien hauled off to an unknown fate by the drooling xenomorph. She later appeared in The X-Files Aliens Captain Hollister's colony is wiped out, Paul Buchman convinces Dana Barrett to help figure out what happened with the aid of an android vampire cult leader and a couple of followers as marines .
Alien 3 : Dana now finds herself in a former prison colony. Among the convicts are Kobayashi , Ric Olie , The Eighth Doctor and Sardo Numspa .
Alien: Resurrection : Dana, now a 90/10 human-alien hybrid , meets up with Lydia Deetz , a gentle giant and a mad scientist's clone(s) when Wormtongue wants to study the aliens.
Prometheus morose sex addict , a murderous prostitute , an angry Swedish hacker , an unstable detective , and a lovesick royal find a strange alien ship.
Tim Burton 's Alice in Wonderland hid out in the woods with Jewish guerrilla fighters ) follows the White Lycan and is transported back to Wonderland where she reunites with the Mad Captain Sparrow , the Red Queen of Pies (and her Knave Grendel ), the Rubber Forehead Alien Caterpillar, and the Cheshire Psychologist and meets the White Queen of Genovia (she may look like the Queen of Light from MirrorMask rat of a bloodhound, and evil Sith Count Jabberwocky. Also present is a field of Umbridge blossoms , and Alice's Maiden Aunt is Madam Maxim .
Alvin and the Chipmunks Earl Hickey finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader MAC, brainy Dr. Spencer Reid , and chubby, impressionable Roxas .
Amadeus Ru'afo recounts how he supposedly destroyed Austrian musical genius Larry Kroger out of spite.
American Beauty Keyser Soze (currently lusting over a girl called Aerith ) is married to the President's girlfriend and they have a daughter, Enid Coleslaw . Enid's best friend is a Mormon . Their neighbors are a CIA ringmaster and gay couple Dr Sam Beckett and That guy who is in nearly everything .
American Gangster Maximus struggles to catch him with the help of Buffalo Bill and the RZA. George W. Bush is the leader of a gang of corrupt detectives, Stringer Bell is a rival dealer, and Silk Spectre I is Maximus' soon-to-be ex-wife (Ziva is NOT the Gangster's wife).
American Psycho Batman , savior of humanity , is an Axe Crazy yuppie (or maybe he's just crazy).
America's Sweethearts : Isabel Lahiri and Tess Ocean are sisters: the former is a bratty woman child actress who was married to fellow actor Mike Enslin (they're the title "sweethearts" in their films) while the latter is her sister's ex-fatty Beleaguered Assistant who also has a crush on Mike.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Buddy The Elf is San Diego's top newscaster, who together with his team - Mike , Andy Stitzer , and Todd Packer - rules the airwaves and beats Norman Bates 2.0 and Joe in the ratings. This all changes when Kelly Bundy is hired on to coanchor.
Animal House "Joliet" Jake Blues and Maxwell Lord are students at the amazing Faber College, who oversee the well-being of new recruits Vir Cotto and Quasimodo . Rupert Thorne tries to shut down their frat. Also stars Lt. Mitch Kellaway as another frat member, Marion Ravenwood as his girlfriend, Vernon Pinkley as a professor, and a young Ren McCormack as a rival frat member that wants another one.
Angus Lex , but he's too shy to say anything. Her boyfriend Dawson wants to make his life a living hell.
Anna And The King : The Loosely Based On A True Story version of The King and I Clarice Starling as an Englishwoman who insinuates herself into Siamese King Li Mu-Bai's life and heart. With Draco Malfoy as Clarice's son and Miss East as the King's doomed concubine.
Antichrist The Green Goblin and Fantine have a few issues following the untimely death of their child. He messes with her mind , She responds with various garden tools .
A Perfect Murder The President 's wife, Pepper Potts , is cheating on him, so he hires Aragorn to kill her.
Appaloosa : Aragorn and a mysterious MIB are Heterosexual Life Partners trying to bring down evil rancher Scar when Roxy Hart comes into their lives.
Apollo 13 Based on a True Story , American astronauts Forrest Gump , Pvt. Hudson and Ren McCormack (who was the eleventh-hour replacement for Detective Mac Taylor ) find themselves in trouble on their way to the moon, and must get home as quickly as possible under the supervision of Flight Director General Francis X. Hummel .
Arthur The Adventures of Milo and Otis Man Child who falls for a lower-class Caberet singer.
(2011 remake): Aldous Snow is a bappily drunk billionaire man-child who falls for a lower-class girl, to the chagrin of his assistant/nanny Prospera .
The Artist Sully , Farmer Hoggett , a manicurist , and Alex De Large witness the change from silent films to talkies.
The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford Rusty Ryan's nakama (the slighter of the "Mormon Twins") kills him after he fears that Ryan might kill him and his brother, the villain from Charlie's Angels Trillian .
The Astronaut's Wife : Eileen Wournos fears for her life after her husband, Edward Scissorhands , returns to earth oddly changed. Oh, and Zack and Cody are the kids she - or rather the alien who possessed her husband's body and then impregnated and possessed her - has at the end of the film.
Atlas Shrugged Quark Ryan doesn't like capitalism(?!).
Baz Lurhmann's Australia Wolverine and Satine fall in love amidst WW 2 . Also, Faramir is an asshole and The Train Shark of Sauron is here too, along with a ton[ne] of other Aussie actors.
James Cameron 's Avatar Marcus the Terminator is given a new body thanks to Ellen Ripley and falls for Lt. Uhura on an alien planet; his partner in infiltration is Ana Lucia . Also, Uhura's parents are Magua and Amanda Waller and eternal-pessimist-intern is another avatar.
M. Night Shyamalan 's Avatar The Last Airbender Jamal is Zuko ; two blonds are Sokka and Katara - at least Aang is still bald and kinda Asian-looking. Iroh was killed by multinational terrorists , and Commander Zhao is a snarky reporter (yeah, nationalities are going to be all over the place). Also, Sokka is a vampire .
The Avengers (1998) The Blood-Splattered Bride and Voldemort are ordered by their boss Horace Slughorn to team up and fight James Bond , who can control the weather, and his henchman Nigel the Koala .
The Avengers Sherlock Holmes , Mace Windu , Kirk's dad , a sassy secretary/morally ambiguous med student , a bomb tech , Inspector Toschi , and the Human Torch are a band of super heroes.
The Aviator Jack Dawson is a real life Gadgeteer Genius with mental problems; "Mr. Cellophane" one of his assistants; the guy from 30 Rock is a business rival; a Mash doctor is a lawyer, and Jack's many loves include Seline , Galadriel , and Gwen Stefani .
Awakenings Mork and Nurse Marge Simpson discover a miraculous cure for a type of catatonia, which allows Greg Focker's father-in-law to move for the first time in 30 years.
Away We Go : an office drone and his wife, a prostitute of average intelligence , are looking for a special place to give birth after they lose their apartment and her parents go on vacation and rent their house to strangers. They get lessons on how not to raise kids from said parents, The Dude and Mrs. Macallister , and his old friend Rachel Dawes , among others.
