"Kill it with kindness. And if that fails, kill it with sharp sticks or knives. Welcome to Night Vale."
Chanting dancers keep the town up all night. Plus, a seance at Dark Owl Records, traffic congestion in downtown, and a fireworks spectacular.
Tropes present in Well of Night include:
- Body Horror: The well changes those who are caught up in its power: their hair retracts into their skull, and their eyes grow over with skin.
- Really 700 Years Old: Taylor Swift has titled her latest album 1879, after the year she was incarnated into a human body for the fifteenth time.
"Today's proverb: When someone says 'I’m a dog person,' I always reply, 'Yeah? Well, I’m a lizard person.' And then I peel off my face."
