"Today's air quality is mauve and speckled. Welcome to Night Vale."The Night Vale city council decides to help local farmers and businesses, specifically those involved in growing, making and selling of Wheat and Wheat By-Products. And why not? Wheat and its by-products are tasty, filling, good for you, and will never turn into poisonous snakes.Er. Well. About that...(Also, some important announcements about blood-stone circle use, taxes and health policy.)
Tropes present in Wheat & Wheat By-Products include:
"Today's Proverb: Today is the last day of your life up to this point."