Recap / The Simpsons S 9 E 6 Bart Star
Peewee football comes to Springfield as a means to fight childhood obesity, and when Homer becomes the coach (after Flanders angrily gives him the position to keep Homer from heckling him), he promotes Bart to star player status despite the boy's lack of talent.


  • And Knowing Is Half the Battle: Joe Namath giving one after Bart is driven to jail:
    Joe Namath: (chuckles) Poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of car stallings. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night.
  • As Himself: Joe Namath and Roy Firestone.
  • Bait-and-Switch:
    • During a game, Chief Wiggum showed up to arrest Nelson. Bart said he'd stand in for Nelson. Cut to him being arrested in Nelson's place instead of playing in the game for him.
    • Bart practices his throw and sucks, when Joe Namath appears looking for a phone because his car stalled. It looks like it will be a cameo with tips to help Bart... only that his wife yells for him to come back about five seconds later because she was able to fix the car. Namath only got as far as "the important thing is..." and Bart's throw still sucks as a result.
  • Comically Missing the Point: When Marge told Homer it was easy to criticize, he said it was fun as well.
    • When Homer realizes he's treating Bart the same way Grampa treated him, Homer says "From now on, I'll be nicer to my son and meaner to my Dad!"
    • Homer calls a radio sports talkshow just to complain about Flanders. When they hang up on him, he is convinced it's a technical error, and repeatedly calls them back.
  • Crossover Punchline: Hank Hill and the cast from King of the Hill show up when Springfield plays against Arlen, drawn in their native way instead of being Simpsonized (though the promos did have the King of the Hill cast with yellow skin), though Hank is the only one who speaks.
    Hank: We drove 2000 miles for this?
  • Epunymous Title: Homer tries to make a reluctant Bart the star quarterback of the team. The episode's title is also a play on the name of Hall of Fame quarterback Bart Starr, who helped the Green Bay Packers win the first two Super Bowls.
  • Fun with Acronyms: The store clerk asking Marge to spell "cup". "C-U-P. I wanna C-U—Oh, my God!"
  • Fun with Subtitles: On Sky 1's original subtitle track for the episode, when the name of the subtitle provider was credited over the 20th Century Fox Television logo, the subtitles added in "(He's cut too!)". Whilst Sky 1's subtitle track was updated in recent years, Channel 4 and RTÉ Two's subtitle track retains the joke.
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: The store clerk asking Marge to spell "cup". "C-U-P. I wanna C-U—Oh, my God!"
    • In the flashback of Homer's gymnastic routine, we get two:
      • Teenage Lenny wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Bull-Shirt." Take out the "r" in "Shirt" and you got it.
      • Teenage Smithers' line, "Now, let's bring on the men."
  • Hypocritical Humor: When Bart was declared fat, Homer called him a disgrace to their family, which is funny in two ways: 1) Homer is fatter than Bart, and 2) Homer has done worse things to disgrace The Simpsons than Bart has.
  • Jerkass: Abe in Homer's flashback.
  • Kick the Dog: Bart's own family laughs at him after watching his embarrassing moment on TV.
  • Let's See YOU Do Better!: In retaliation for Homer's constant criticizing of his job as peewee football coach, Flanders made him the new coach, prompting a scared Homer to say Flanders was doing a good job.
  • Overly Narrow Superlative: Homer claimed Flanders was the worst coach Springfield's peewee football team ever had. Flanders was the only coach they ever had.
  • Running Gag: Homer continuously cutting his players from the roster. It even extends into the end credits, where he cuts everyone on the cast and crew except Joe Namath.
    Gracie Films Lady: Shh!
    Homer: You're cut, too, Shushy!
  • Schmuck Bait: The store clerk was very clearly trying to make Marge say "I want a C-U-P"...
  • Soapbox Sadie: Lampshaded. Lisa at first tries out for the squad to challenge the notion that girls can't play football, but Ned is all the more happy to let her join and points out they've already got four girls on the team. Deflated, Lisa switches tactics and accuses the team of animal cruelty for using leather footballs, until she's told the balls are synthetic and the money spent on them goes to charity. She promptly runs off in tears.
  • Special Guest: Joe Namath as Himself and Mike Judge as Hank Hill.
  • Teens Are Short: Averted. Despite eventually becoming the father of Pint Sized Kids, teenage Homer is the same height as his father.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: Bart and the other kids joined the peewee football in the first place is because they are out of shape. Not only was this subplot dropped but Bart's figure doesn't seem to have improved.
  • Where the Hell Is Springfield?: It's 2000 miles away from Arlen, Texas, wherever that is...
  • The Wildcats: Lampshaded and parodied.
    Flanders: Who are we?
    Springfield Wildcats: The Wildcats!
    Flanders: Who are we gonna beat?
    Springfield Wildcats: The Wildcats!