Concerned with the lack of interest the family shows at the church, Marge volunteers there and becomes "The Listen Lady," dispensing with excellent advice- as opposed to Lovejoy, who begins to feel like a dejected failure. Meanwhile Homer, Lisa, and Bart discover a Japanese box with Homer's face on it, and try to find out why.

!!Tropes Are:

* ADayInTheLimelight: For Reverend Lovejoy, exploring his lack of enthusiasm with the church.
* {{Animesque}}: The Mr. Sparkle logo, which looks like Homer with huge PieEyes.
* BadassPreacher: Lovejoy, saving Ned from a bunch of angry baboons.
* ContrivedCoincidence: [[spoiler: The image of Homer was actually the result of a merger between two companies, even merging their previous logos; a big-eyed fish, and a light bulb]].
* FreudianExcuse: Lovejoy's disinterest was the result of Ned constantly badgering him about every last misdemeanor in his life, eroding his passion for preaching.
* HeroicBSOD: Lovejoy, when his flock begins going to Marge for help, and realizes he hasn't done anything to inspire people.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Marge tells Ned to stand up for his business to a bunch of hoodlums, causing him to be chased into a baboon exhibit at the zoo.
* OverlyLongGag: Homer dialing to Japan.
* TookALevelInCynic: Lovejoy after being worn down by Ned.
-->'''Lovejoy:''' Finally, I just stopped caring. Luckly, by then it was TheEighties, so no one noticed.
* WhatWereTheySellingAgain: The Mr. Sparkle ads. Even with subtitles they make no sense whatsoever. Justified in that it's a Japanese commercial and Japanese commercials really are that weird.
* WideEyedIdealist: Reverend Lovejoy in the 70s, until he met Ned Flanders.