When Bart catches Seymour (Principal Skinner) and Edna kissing in a kiddie playhouse, the two bribe Bart into keeping their secret by making his permanent record Milhouse's, but when the stress becomes too much, Bart outs them and gets the two fired.

!!Tropes of this episode:

* BaitAndSwitch: When Homer borrows the bullhorn, it seems he's going to lecture Bart. He instead asks about his remote control.
* BerserkButton: Bart getting ragged on by Martin proves to be the last straw.
* TheBore: More evidence of it with Skinner's secret messages -- which are full of incredibly lame puns that he can't stop himself from explaining.
* ChirpingCrickets: When Skinner chokes in his denial that he and Edna had relations in the closet.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
** Homer does three times
*** Learning the name of Bart’s teacher (thinking it's "Crandall" instead of "Krabappel")
*** Using the bullhorn to ask Bart where the remote is instead of lecturing Bart about the trouble he's causing
*** After Seymour’s explanation (thinking Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin too).
** The cafeteria worker thinks that Skinner praised the gravy, when actually he said "Good gravy!" to express shock.
** The police try using music to discourage Skinner and Edna... only instead of unpleasant music, they choose a gentle love song which the two dance to.
** "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!"
** The Chief's response to Ralph's part of GossipEvolution. "A baby looked at you?"
* TheDogBitesBack: Bart is used by Seymour and Edna to keep their relationship secret and humiliate him in front of his class. He immediately exposes their relationship after he's humiliated.
* EveryoneHasStandards:
** Even Lisa, a hard-core zealot of educational fun (DependingOnTheWriter), can't stomach the immense nerdity of Martin's party and pretends to be one of the kids suffering food poisoning so she'll have a reason to get the hell out of there.
** Bart Simpson has some pretty good dirt on both of the people on the school that are pretty much his sworn enemies, and Skinner makes it clear that if he keeps quiet he will obtain some good perks. He exposes their affair because he gets fed up with being used as a middle man for their secret messages and being embarrassed as a result.
* FriendlyEnemies: Edna tries to invoke this with Bart by attempting to have a casual conversation with him at Martin's party, but he only gets weirded out. He does, however, come through for both Edna and Skinner when he saves their jobs.
* GossipEvolution: How Seymour and Edna get in trouble:
-->'''Milhouse:''' ...and then Bart opened the door and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing — and swearing!\\\
'''Pahusacheta:''' Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy.\\\
'''Lisa:''' I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. — what's her name?\\
'''Marge:''' Krabappel?\\
'''Lisa:''' Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.\\\
'''Ralph:''' Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
* HumiliationConga: Bart gets forced into increasingly embarrassing activities: exchanging love notes, being dragged out of bed to cover for a movie date, having to look after Agnes, and a classroom declaration of love.
* HypocriticalHumor: When Agnes shows Bart her cake collection album, she agrees that Bart can take any picture he wants, only to stop Bart from taking the coconut cake picture.
* IncrediblyLameFun: Even Lisa finds boring the fact that Martin hired a ''mathematician'' with a magician gimmick rather than an actual magician to entertain his birthday party (and then gets annoyed because the guy can't do his job right, handwaving his miscalculations as "magic").
* KidHasAPoint: Bart pretty much has to help Seymour and Edna, even showing them how to create a scene.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Nelson getting food poisoning from the oysters after punching Martin.
* MassOhCrap: It happens twice.
** First, the school when Bart opens the janitor's closet.
** Second when Seymour admits to being a virgin.
* MyBelovedSmother: Agnes is seen spying on Skinner during Martin's party. Later on, Skinner and Edna have Bart distract her, because she wouldn't approve of Skinner dating.
* NothingPersonal: Chalmers tells Skinner and Krabappel that he personally wants to support them but as a public servant he's required to take action against them.
* OhCrap:
** Bart's stunned silence upon seeing Seymour and Edna making out.
** Apu's reaction to Pahusacheta's side of the story is a surprise "Wow."
* OnlySaneMan: Chalmers is incredulous when Edna suggests taking their case to [[CityOfWeirdos the townspeople.]]
-->'''Chalmers:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that'll be real productive.]] Who do you wanna talk to first, uh, the guy in the bumblebee suit or the one with the bone through his hair?\\
'''Sideshow Mel:''' My opinions are as valid as the next man's!
* OutOfCharacterMoment: Averted. Originally, Lisa was going to directly participate in the GossipEvolution, but the writers realized she wouldn't have misunderstood what was actually happening, so they had her say she was in the library and heard the story from Janey.
* PlayingSick: When kids get sick at Martin's party from eating oysters, Lisa (who, being a vegetarian, never ate any oysters) pretends to be sick just to be taken out of the party.
* PlotInducedIllness: The kids getting food poisoning from improperly served oysters.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Bart motivates Skinner by telling Skinner all he's ever done is take orders his entire life and urges him to stand up for himself for once.
* RockBottom: At Martin's birthday party, Seymour and Edna recognize how empty their lives are.
-->'''Seymour:''' Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?\\
'''Edna:''' Well, yes, but then I was a very depressed child.
* [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Screw the Exchange, I Have Limits]]: Bart resorts to this despite the agreement to have his records exchanged with Milhouse.
* SecretKeeper: Bart agrees to be this for Seymour and Edna in exchange for some perks, but they quickly take advantage of him.
* SmarterThanYouLook: Bart isn't fooled by Seymour's attempt at a cover-up and knows it. Then again, Skinner is a really BadLiar.
* ShoutOut: The commend Bart gives is a parody to the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' phrase "Set Your Phasers to Stun".
--> '''Bart''': Okay, crew, set your faces to stunned.
* StatusQuoIsGod: Subverted. When it's all over, Seymour and Edna tell Bart they couldn't take the townspeople gawking at them constantly, so they're going to break up. After Bart leaves, though, Skinner remarks kids believe anything you tell them and heads to the nearest closet with Edna.
* TeachersPet: Bart is forced into this until his limit is pushed.
* WaxingLyrical: When Skinner's "bomb" turns out to be fake:
--> '''Wiggum''': Wait a minute, these are hot dogs! ARMOUR hot dogs!\\
'''Chalmers''': What kind of ''man'' wears Armour hot dogs?!
* AWizardDidIt: The Mathemagician explains away a miscalculation by claiming the "seven" is magical.
* WorstNewsJudgementEver: Bart manages to get Kent Brockman and the news crew to show up at the school by saying there's an escaped octopus on the roof. Brockman falls for it.
* YouHaveToBelieveMe: Bart just knocks on the doors of each classroom to expose Edna and Seymour.