Episode - 3F11\\
First Aired - 2/4/1996

After Grampa breaks the TV, the Simpsons dump him at the home and head off to Ogdenville's Outlet Mall to buy a new one (that looks just like the old one, because StatusQuoIsGod). While there, Marge finds a fancy Chanel suit and begins wearing it around the house and around town so she can feel like she's a rich housewife -- and an old friend from high school sets out to make Marge's wish of being high-class come true by inviting her to a country club.

!! Tropes:
* AllGirlsLikePonies: Lisa is at first critical of the country club, but then she sees the horses and all objections fade away.
* AlphaBitch: Susan, who hurls snobbish insults at Marge the whole episode. Subverted at the end, when Marge doesn't show up for her own initiation:
--> '''Susan''': I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: To keep Homer from blabbing about Mr. Burns being a terrible golfer, Smithers suggests Mr. Burns could support his application for club membership.
-->'''Homer''': I don't care about joining this stupid club.\\
'''Mr. Burns''': But does your wife?
* ArmorPiercingResponse: Homer's response to Marge's new hyper-criticizing personality:
-->'''Homer:''' You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
* BaitAndSwitch: After Marge expresses a desire to go out to someplace special in her new Chanel suit, we sees an Italian opera performance, suggesting that the Simpsons went out. Then static appears on screen and a vacuum cleaner blocks the view, and the camera pans out to reveal that the opera is being broadcasted on the Simpsons' new TV while Marge goes about her usual chores (while still wearing her suit).
* BelievingTheirOwnLies: Mr. Burns really thinks he's a great golfer, and is just as astonished as Homer when he learns that Smithers has been rigging his games for him.
* BizarreAndImprobableGolfGame: Burns at first appears to be a great player despite his age, with every shot landing in the green. It is then revealed that Smithers had been secretly putting the balls there.
* BlandNameProduct: {{Lampshaded}} by Bart, who points out that all the [=TVs=] in the store are cheap knockoffs with names like Magnetbox, Panaphonics and Sorny, which Homer believes are real brands.
* BrattyHalfPint: Kent Brockman's daughter appears, throwing a fit over not getting the type of sandwich she wanted.
* CheatersNeverProsper: Subverted. Homer threatens to expose Smithers' cheating before Burns informs him that he can revoke his endorsement for Marge and the Simpson family.
* CordonBleughChef: Mr. Burns prepared a cake for Homer and his family as a welcoming gift. Smithers tries some, and is less than enthralled.
-->'''Burns:''' I pickled the figs myself.
* GaveUpTooSoon: After reconciling with her family, Marge decides not to attend the party as she thinks they would never accept them and instead go to Krusty Burger. Had the Simpsons gone to the party, they would have been accepted, with Marge being a club member and Homer being rewarded handsomely by Mr. Burns.
* InsaneTrollLogic: "What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway."
* IsItSomethingYouEat: When Homer is caught in a sand trap, Burns instructs him to use "an open-faced club, the sand wedge!"
-->'''Homer:''' Mmmm... Open-faced club sandwich.
* ItIsPronouncedTroPay: All the women at the country club use pretentious pronunciations for their relatively common names. Elizabeth is Ely-zabeth, Susan is Su-shon, and so forth.
* LanguageFluencyDenial: Marge meets a now-wealthy old friend at the Kwik-E-Mart. When the woman tries to get Apu to pump her gas despite it being a self-service station, Apu pretends to not "speak English okay" even though she just heard him talking to Marge seconds earlier.
* MockMillionaire: Marge never intended to pass herself off as rich with the Chanel dress, she just wanted to treat herself to a nice dress and feel like she was one of the upper crust. But once she got into the country club, she felt forced to keep up with the charade.
* {{Motormouth}}: Lisa, twice, when pestering Marge about ponies, and then later about how much her dress cost.
* OfficeGolf: Homer practices his shots in the men's room at the plant.
* PetTheDog:
** Mr. Burns once let Richard Nixon win a golf game when he was in a funk about Watergate.
-->'''Burns:''' Oh, he just looked so ''forlorn'', Smithers, with his "ooh, I can't go to prison, Monty! They'll eat me alive!"
** Burns making Homer a cake, even if it is distusting, is an astoundingly nice act from him.
* StatusQuoIsGod: At the beginning of the episode, Abe kills the family TV. After travelling all the way to Ogdenville, the Simpsons get a new TV of the exact same make as their old one.
* TookALevelInJerkass: Marge takes one in the episode as she tries her best to fit in with the rich socialites and begins to ostracize her family, snapping at them to just be good (a.k.a. don't speak your mind, don't talk to anyone, etc). This includes even [[MoralityPet Maggie]] [[note]](non-verbally, but still)[[/note]]. She only realizes what she's become once Homer sadly tells the kids "You kids should thank your mother, now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are".
* TriviallyObvious: "Homer, I like your in-your-face humanity. I like the way Lisa speaks her mind. I like Bart's ... I like Bart."
** And that was enough for Bart.
* UpperClassTwit: All the women at the country club, save Susin. They're not malicious, just extremely spoiled.
* WritingAroundTrademarks: On the audio DVD commentary, it's mentioned Marge was allowed to say that she had a Chanel dress (both the discounted suit and the second one she bought when the first one was ruined), but they couldn't show the actual name (which is why Marge's fingers covered the label and a [[SceneryCensor tree covered the Chanel storefront]]).