First Aired - 11/6/1994Reverend Lovejoy's preteen daughter, Jessica, arrives in town, and she and Bart strike up a relationship that proves more than he can handle.
This episode contains examples of:
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Subverted. Jessica seems to be the usual preacher's daughter attracted to a bad boy, but she turns out to be even worse than Bart.
- Attack! Attack... Retreat! Retreat!: As the school's being evacuated, Willie says "If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?", and kicks his way into the science classroom... and moments later runs out covered with biting turtles, saying "Aah, save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!"
- Badass Boast: The "I eat X for breakfast" variant is spoofed. Bart can't stand up to Jessica because "her hair smells like red Froot Loops", so Lisa goes "Oh yeah? Well, I eat Froot Loops for breakfast!"
- Bait and Switch: While coasting down a ludicrously steep hill, Bart sees a jackknifed glue true. He assumes some of it has spilled and will therefore slow him down. Turns out that the glue ain't going nowhere. Then, when Bart runs over a single wheat grain and falls all the way down the mountain...Truck driver: Oh, no! There goes the glue after all!(Bart turns to see a wave of glue heading towards him)
- Big "NO!": Bart, just before the wave of glue hits him.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Jessica. Lampshaded when she tells Bart "I'm the sweet, perfect minister's daughter... and you're just yellow trash.".
- The Cobbler's Children Have No Shoes: Despite his endless moralizing, Reverend Lovejoy cannot discipline his daughter Jessica.
- It seems this is because Lovejoy is in deep, willing denial over what kind of person Jessica really is. When he mentions that they probably took her out of boarding school a little early, Jessica gets fed up and points out she got expelled. As she begins listing numerous offenses, Lovejoy covers his ears and starts singing a hymn while Jessica demands he pay attention to her.
- Daddy Issues: Jessica's self-absorbed, manipulative tendencies seem to stem from the fact that her dad only cares about his projected image of her.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Nelson punches Bart in the stomach for "besmirching an innocent girl's name".
- Even Evil Has Standards: Bart even finds stealing from the collection's plate low, despite what the church thought of him.Bart: [Jessica's] turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.
- Eviler Than Thou: Bart discovers to his shock that Jessica is even worse than he is. She even frames him for stealing from the church.
- Fridge Logic: Apu is Hindu, so why was he seen among the Church-goers in Jessica Lovejoy's room?
- Unless he heard the mob and wanted to see what the big fuss was about.
- Hypocritical Humor: When Bart was accused of stealing church money, Homer said he'd believe if Bart told him he didn't. Bart said he didn't and Homer not only refused to believe but also asked how Bart dared to lie. (Bart wasn't but, either way, Homer had just set a bad example by falsely claiming he'd believe Bart)
- Marge doesn't want Bart to play with a Troll doll because it has "such bizarre hair".
- Prior to that, Marge tells Bart he has to go to church "to learn morals and decency, and how to love your fellow man". Cut to Lovejoy reading a graphically violent passage.
- Motor Mouth: "Youstolemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!"
- Mythology Gag:Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
- Not Me This Time
- Preacher's Kid
- Same Content, Different Rating: The episode was originally rated PG (suitable for children, but only with parental supervision) by the BBFC when it came out on VHSnote , but now has a U (suitable for all audiences) rating uncut since 2005.
- Shout-Out: The opening sequence of the kids running away from Church contains several references to Planet of the Apes.
- Special Guest: Meryl Streep as Jessica Lovejoy
- Sustained Misunderstanding:Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
- Vocal Dissonance: Bart hears angelic singing on his way to church. He assumes it's Jessica, but it turns out to be Ned Flanders.